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I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #330 on: November 20, 2015, 02:26:29 PM »
Nah, I'm leaving.  You can give me the optimistic bullshit all you want, but the damage is done.

Whom are your friends that Jim chased into hiding? GIVE ME BACK MY SON! -Mel Gibson

I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #331 on: November 20, 2015, 02:31:33 PM »
Is this stupid fucking shit really happening? 

I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #332 on: November 20, 2015, 02:37:30 PM »
Nah, I'm leaving.  You can give me the optimistic bullshit all you want, but the damage is done.
Thanks, man.  I don't think I've ever been even slightly related to optimism.


I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #333 on: November 20, 2015, 02:37:40 PM »
Is that also why you named me in your "Goodbye, cruel BellGab" missive?

Fuck yourself.

I named you in that big message because you were telling me the truth, and I admire honesty.  I don't like it when people lie to me.


I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #334 on: November 20, 2015, 02:37:53 PM »
Is this stupid fucking shit really happening? 

Microaggression is real.

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« Reply #335 on: November 20, 2015, 02:38:25 PM »
I named you in that big message because you were telling me the truth, and I admire honesty.  I don't like it when people lie to me.

What in the hell are you talking about? I've never spoken a word to you.

I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #336 on: November 20, 2015, 02:39:25 PM »
Is this stupid fucking shit really happening?

You know it is!

I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #337 on: November 20, 2015, 02:39:45 PM »
Microaggression is real.

Sadly, so is micropenis. It affects 1 out of every thousand men in Martinez, CA.

I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #338 on: November 20, 2015, 02:40:38 PM »
Microaggression is real.

I blame the AUTISM!

I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #339 on: November 20, 2015, 02:41:20 PM »
Sadly, so is micropenis. It affects 1 out of every thousand men in Martinez, CA.

You know it's almost shocking Falkie hasn't posted a suicide note yet. Maybe season 7?

I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #340 on: November 20, 2015, 02:42:55 PM »
Sadly, so is micropenis. It affects 1 out of every thousand men in Martinez, CA.

I blame the autistic penis. Don't trigger it! You wouldn't want it to go off, half-cocked... hee hee

I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #341 on: November 20, 2015, 02:43:06 PM »
You know it's almost shocking Falkie hasn't posted a suicide note yet. Maybe season 7?
Don't give Noory any ideas.  Wait a minute.  What am I thinking.

I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #342 on: November 20, 2015, 02:43:40 PM »
You know it's almost shocking Falkie hasn't posted a suicide note yet. Maybe season 7?
They have to do something to save that show after the build up to the drone fight that never happened. And now Kathy is living with the rapist? Seriously fire the writers and get new ones.

I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #343 on: November 20, 2015, 02:48:14 PM »
They have to do something to save that show after the build up to the drone fight that never happened. And now Kathy is living with the rapist? Seriously fire the writers and get new ones.

And miss out on all the twists and turns? NEVER! Coming this summer - AMC's: The Falking Dead

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« Reply #344 on: November 20, 2015, 02:51:05 PM »
And miss out on all the twists and turns? NEVER! Coming this summer - AMC's: The Falking Dead
OMG that's it I surrender. You've had several zingers today.

I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #345 on: November 20, 2015, 02:55:30 PM »
They have to do something to save that show after the build up to the drone fight that never happened. And now Kathy is living with the rapist? Seriously fire the writers and get new ones.
time to introduce a new character... ya know, cause it's worked so well in the past.

http://crustula.com/2012/10/08/the-worst-examples-of-cousin-oliver-syndrome-in-tv-sitcom-history/

I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #346 on: November 20, 2015, 03:04:28 PM »
Is this stupid fucking shit really happening?


I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #347 on: November 20, 2015, 03:04:32 PM »
Is this stupid fucking shit really happening?
No

I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #348 on: November 20, 2015, 03:10:16 PM »
His estranged wife found him hanging from the marital home loft hatch. He left a five year old daughter.

Awful.

I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #349 on: November 20, 2015, 03:11:26 PM »
Sadly, so is micropenis. It affects 1 out of every thousand men in MartinezMarpenis, CA.

I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #350 on: November 20, 2015, 03:15:59 PM »
Is this stupid fucking shit really happening?
No.  You're just on a bad trip.

I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #351 on: November 20, 2015, 03:17:11 PM »
You know it's almost shocking Falkie hasn't posted a suicide note yet. Maybe season 7?

Isn't his hoarding a slow suicide? The fungus spores growing on everything has to have adverse health affects, and it's all going to topple on him eventually.

I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #352 on: November 20, 2015, 03:21:34 PM »
Erm, why is this in politics?

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« Reply #353 on: November 20, 2015, 03:24:33 PM »
Yep. And I am in two FB groups from the AOL chat rooms, mainly pay attention to the FOBW one.  I met probably 50-60 people from that room and I am still friends with several from around the country.

I was sxygirlfrnd on the old Prodigy chat site in 1995. I would chat at 1am after work while listening to Art Bell until 5am. While going to graduate school. Good times indeed. What hubris I had back in the day.


I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #355 on: November 20, 2015, 03:40:30 PM »
I know you are, but what am I?.....(just trying to get in on the Inglorious Bitch/Eddie fight)....Late to the party, but this thread is Bellgab at its finest. I saw about 50 posts on the history and thought, WTF is happening??? Suicidal-ideation-comedy. Who knew?

I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #356 on: November 20, 2015, 03:47:52 PM »
I know you are, but what am I?.....(just trying to get in on the Inglorious Bitch/Eddie fight)...

   That dung fly hitting my windshield was hardly a fight.

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« Reply #357 on: November 20, 2015, 03:49:11 PM »
   That dung fly hitting my windshield was hardly a fight.


You drive? Legally? Really?

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« Reply #358 on: November 20, 2015, 03:59:15 PM »
I just had to stir the pot since I missed the initial heavy-weight bout. Not as much fun watching on DVR, so it had to be done.

I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #359 on: November 20, 2015, 04:07:40 PM »
I was sxygirlfrnd on the old Prodigy chat site in 1995. I would chat at 1am after work while listening to Art Bell until 5am. While going to graduate school. Good times indeed. What hubris I had back in the day.
That is one hell of a handle friend. Damn.