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Yoko Ono Is a Cunt
« on: November 30, 2008, 11:46:11 PM »
she should just die already.  this video speaks for its self.

Re: Yoko Ono Is a Cunt
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2008, 12:03:02 AM »
She is the prototype succubus.

Re: Yoko Ono Is a Cunt
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2008, 12:04:37 AM »
she should just die already.  this video speaks for its self.


God! What now?

Sorry but I can't bear to watch.

Re: Yoko Ono Is a Cunt
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2008, 12:36:27 AM »
God! What now?

Sorry but I can't bear to watch.
christ, i know that feeling all too well as it pertains to this hole.

Re: Yoko Ono Is a Cunt
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2008, 12:46:22 AM »
We all be wishin'  Mark D C had been obsessed wid Yokey instead of Beatle 1.  Fact is, Beatle 2 should have capped her early on.  Had he done so, Beatle 1 might have never come face on with Mark D C.  He who waits loses his brother.  Now we are stuck wid dis artistic bitch forever.  Irony being, when she wears various shades, she be lookin' like a beetle herself.  As in the insect, man.  Yo, someone slip some DDT into dat bitch's Chanel 5.

Back in '80 I found a selective anagram on the Sgt. Pepper cover.  Even the supposed P.I.D. expert R. Gary Patterson don't know nothin' about it.  Patterson is the Jim Marrs of music reporters and limited in his Walrus Radar.  I be all into mathematics and shit.  Fuckin' A.  Francis be bringing home the Bacon and what not.

I'm hittin the road for a late night drive with A Bell.  Speaking of album covers, I be pimping out like CT.  "I see the want to in your eyes and I'm not through loving you yet."  I use those lines on all da bitches and never get lonely.  Fuck Dr. Philgood's relationship advice.  Get some old record lyrics and presto motherfuckin change-o, you have your pickup lines.


Re: Yoko Ono Is a Cunt
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2008, 07:08:18 AM »
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she should just die already.  this video speaks for its self.

        I liked the line that she is the prototype succubus. Well said. The truly unforgiveable thing about the Ono is that she saw John's damage instantly as though through an electron microscope. His being abandoned by his mother, his resulting need for a female who would be all things to him: mother, controller, confessor, source of love, affection and approval when he was a 'good boy', doing as she wished, and just as quickly withdrawing all those necessities when he misbehaved. She knew just exactly which buttons to press, and that in doing so she had him for life, consequently elevating herself from unknown, talentless wanna-be artist to Beatle royalty.
      Thus, though it is painful to admit it, John, while in some sense powerless in Yoko's clutches, cannot be held blameless for the break-up of his first family. What was truly unforgiveable though (although we can be sure Yoko was the prime force behid this) was John's subsequent financial abandonment of Cynthia and Julian. I have nothing against Sean, why would I? I used to see him walking the streets of the village. Not his fault his mother is the Uber Cunt. But back in London, Cynthia and Julian were bereft of one pence of Beatle money, while Yoko saw to it that her life with her own son and John in the Dakota was a trip to Disneyland. Julian's description of the first time he saw the place is quite poignant.
          So what can we conclude, then? Yes, Yoko, since she knew full well from the beginning what she did to John and to his first wife and child, bears ultimate responsibility and deservedly has ever and will ever be called a cunt. But John, even though he was only behaving as his childhood had doomed him to, was also a grown man, and in the end, some of the blame for his neglect of his first family must lie with him, in my opinion.
        Oh, one more thing: Yoko's a cunt.

M

Re: Yoko Ono Is a Cunt
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2008, 07:50:44 AM »
Perhaps Mark David Chapman was putting him out of his misery, inserting the ultimate distance between John and the psychic vampire.

In reality, I blame most of it on The brooding Dakota.  (which also appears in Vanilla Sky, as did TKAM film.)

God Bless Ira Levin's twisted heart, but what Dakota door was opened that should have remained Helter Skelter sealed?

Re: Yoko Ono Is a Cunt
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2008, 08:44:24 AM »
"This whole war could have been averted.  Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this." ? Anthony Soprano, episode 13

            Wow, how did I miss that one? I think I watched all seven seasons. Can't argue with Tony on the psychiatry point--if we had strapped semtex to the bodies of all our shrinks and then dropped them on Baghdad we could have killed two birds with one stone. But cunnilingus? It depends who and what Ant'ny "Tough Tony" Soprano had in mind when he said that, I suppose; and I'll be the first to admit there are some females (I will not delve further into this (note the pun) for fear of being impaled by EvB, Spikegirl and any other site babe with access to a pike) on whom I would rather perform this act than others; but when it's the right babe at the right moment, Katie bar the door. Or don't, as the case may be. I might simply amend the Tone-ster's comment by pointing out that the almost complete dearth of females who truly know how to give head (yes, I know ladies, the reverse is equally true for you) causes a psycho/sexual/physical tension to build up in the male species such that every two or three generations--WHAMMO! War. Lack of porn star quality head leads to war. You can quote me on that.
       Were we talking about John Lennon?

M

Re: Yoko Ono Is a Cunt
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2008, 12:23:04 PM »
as yoko ono's artwork that so impressed John when he first met her said, "Yes".

Re: Yoko Ono Is a Cunt
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2008, 02:50:32 PM »
That was tough to watch. While I have a problem with Beatles mania and all that, I liked Lennon more than the others. Yoko Ono.... what does she do these days?

Re: Yoko Ono Is a Cunt
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2008, 03:18:56 PM »
We all be wishin'  Mark D C had been obsessed wid Yokey instead of Beatle 1.  Fact is, Beatle 2 should have capped her early on.  Had he done so, Beatle 1 might have never come face on with Mark D C.  He who waits loses his brother.  Now we are stuck wid dis artistic bitch forever.  Irony being, when she wears various shades, she be lookin' like a beetle herself.  As in the insect, man.  Yo, someone slip some DDT into dat bitch's Chanel 5.

Back in '80 I found a selective anagram on the Sgt. Pepper cover.  Even the supposed P.I.D. expert R. Gary Patterson don't know nothin' about it.  Patterson is the Jim Marrs of music reporters and limited in his Walrus Radar.  I be all into mathematics and shit.  Fuckin' A.  Francis be bringing home the Bacon and what not.

I'm hittin the road for a late night drive with A Bell.  Speaking of album covers, I be pimping out like CT.  "I see the want to in your eyes and I'm not through loving you yet."  I use those lines on all da bitches and never get lonely.  Fuck Dr. Philgood's relationship advice.  Get some old record lyrics and presto motherfuckin change-o, you have your pickup lines.


Well, that line always gets me moist. LOL!




Re: Yoko Ono Is a Cunt
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2008, 06:23:00 PM »
Yoko Noory. I kind of like the sound of that.....

Re: Yoko Ono Is a Cunt
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2008, 01:04:10 AM »
Yoko Noory. I kind of like the sound of that.....
wow, the possibilities.  i wonder if they would produce a son together who makes a lame attempt at recapturing the "brilliance" of his father's broadcasting career (sean noory).  and i also wonder if after the stalker makes his move on snoors in front of their ritzy new york apartment, yoko would attempt to keep the c2c money away from noory's other kids.

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« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2008, 09:23:26 AM »
wow, the possibilities.  i wonder if they would produce a son together who makes a lame attempt at recapturing the "brilliance" of his father's broadcasting career (sean noory).  and i also wonder if after the stalker makes his move on snoors in front of their ritzy new york apartment, yoko would attempt to keep the c2c money away from noory's other kids.
Yoko smells and looks like a fart. I'm sure if she was cool I'd say she was beautiful. Amazing how people can have that effect on themselves.

Re: Yoko Ono Is a Cunt
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2008, 10:07:12 PM »
Ringo Starr is a fucking genius.

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« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2008, 02:54:44 PM »
Ringo Starr is a fucking genius.
i'm not sure if you're being sarcastic, but i must extol the virtues of richard starkey.

i absolutely HATE the fact that this guy has a reputation among the average lump as a shitty drummer.

when the beatles selected ringo, they did so because he understood how to play pop music.  he just did.  nobody else in england was playing the way he did at that time.

as a wanna-be drummer, i hear a LOT of things in ringo's drumming which were later adapted by the likes of john bonham and keith moon.  he influenced every drummer who followed.

another positive thing i can say about ringo is that he has almost perfect tempo.  much of the beatles recording was done by splicing together a few measures here and a few measures there out of a TON of recorded audio.  it was possible because of ringo's solid tempo.

no more fan mail, please.

Re: Yoko Ono Is a Cunt
« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2008, 04:42:52 PM »
Hahahahaha. Ringo is such a douche for that video. LOL. I love that he salt and peppered it with peace and love.

Re: Yoko Ono Is a Cunt
« Reply #17 on: December 06, 2008, 05:21:55 PM »
You're all just WRONG about Ms. Ono!!

Read this:


Artistically misunderstood, derisively known as the most famous widow in the world and vilified as the catalyst for the breakup of the most famous music group of all time, Yoko Ono in actuality is an uncompromising artistic visionary who was already an avant-garde superstar before she met John Lennon.
My source is unimpeachable.  I got it at Yoko's website.    ;:)

Re: Yoko Ono Is a Cunt
« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2008, 06:37:48 PM »
You're all just WRONG about Ms. Ono!!

Read this:


Artistically misunderstood, derisively known as the most famous widow in the world and vilified as the catalyst for the breakup of the most famous music group of all time, Yoko Ono in actuality is an uncompromising artistic visionary who was already an avant-garde superstar before she met John Lennon.
My source is unimpeachable.  I got it at Yoko's website.    ;:)

Bahahahahaha. I do think cunt is a strong word. Also, if you should hate anyone, it's Lennon. He was a fruit loop in my opinion. People and the beatles.... whatever. I mean, I do like them, eventhough my dad thinks they are a travelling fraud show and he banned them from the house growing up.... There are better talents from that time and after. It's just paganism.


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Re: Yoko Ono Is a Cunt
« Reply #19 on: December 12, 2008, 04:01:01 AM »
" but when it's the right babe at the right moment, Katie bar the door. Or don't, as the case may be...
       Were we talking about John Lennon?

M
No truer sentiment could be spoken and the part about the door, CLASSIC!
 BTW Noory would be a cunt but that would take eons & eons of evolution for him, I would rather hang out with Yoko than Noory.

Re: Yoko Ono Is a Cunt
« Reply #20 on: December 12, 2008, 01:39:54 PM »
i'm not sure if you're being sarcastic, but i must extol the virtues of richard starkey.

i absolutely HATE the fact that this guy has a reputation among the average lump as a shitty drummer.

no more fan mail, please.

It sounds sarcastic, doesn't it? It's a genius comment about genius.

It's absolutely fucking true for 2 reasons.  1)  He is a KILLER drummer.  Like you said about his tempo - It's so damn smooth and tight that his skills go unnoticed by many.  And 2) He's the only Beatle that is still alive AND hasn't made a fucking debacle out of his life.

Even if he didn't have massive drumming skills, he would be the genius by default.

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« Reply #21 on: December 12, 2008, 07:11:04 PM »
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It's so damn smooth and tight that his skills go unnoticed by many.

I think that's partly because - like many skilled performers, he makes it look easy.  Watch him sometime - he looks like he's just messing around!

Re: Yoko Ono Is a Cunt
« Reply #22 on: December 12, 2008, 08:35:12 PM »
I think that's partly because - like many skilled performers, he makes it look easy.  Watch him sometime - he looks like he's just messing around!

He's better. He makes it sound easy. But I know what you mean. Like he's not even playing.

Re: Yoko Ono Is a Cunt
« Reply #23 on: August 06, 2016, 05:42:33 AM »
Ringo Starr is a fucking genius.

Thus, exactly thus:





Re: Yoko Ono Is a Cunt
« Reply #24 on: November 17, 2016, 10:32:28 PM »
she should just die already.  this video speaks for its self.

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