George you should do a show on incontinence

[DanTSX]

George.  You should do a show on pants shitting.


I'm giving you TOTAL artistic freedom on this one.  I don't care how you wrap this turd up.  Maybe an expert on wormholes and you ask him what happens if you shit your pants going through a worm hole or something.  Or maybe if you shit your pants in the woods, does bigfoot hear it?   Maybe, if the greys steal you in the night, do they steal your shit out of your lower colon and return you to your bed in someone else's pajamas and transplanted shit?






I thought this would be a good topic because your show is shit.






Please do this.  I would respect you as an honorable arab man if you could do this.






I can even call in and tell you about the times I witnessed people shit their pants.  I can be your Richard C Shitpantslund.






Do we have a deal?

[Daggit]

He could probably start with the contents of your posts.

[Yorkshire pud]

George.  You should do a show on pants shitting.


I'm giving you TOTAL artistic freedom on this one.  I don't care how you wrap this turd up.  Maybe an expert on wormholes and you ask him what happens if you shit your pants going through a worm hole or something.  Or maybe if you shit your pants in the woods, does bigfoot hear it?   Maybe, if the greys steal you in the night, do they steal your shit out of your lower colon and return you to your bed in someone else's pajamas and transplanted shit?






I thought this would be a good topic because your show is shit.






Please do this.  I would respect you as an honorable arab man if you could do this.






I can even call in and tell you about the times I witnessed people shit their pants.  I can be your Richard C Shitpantslund.






Do we have a deal?

His show is shit, yet you want to continue listening? Interesting Noory esque philosophy.

[DanTSX]

His show is shit, yet you want to continue listening? Interesting Noory esque philosophy.

I haven't listened to George in years except in small clips.


I would listen to a show about pants shitting.


It could be like a show on spontaneous human combustion. 

[nextgen.fm]

George read this, and is not a happy camper

[DanTSX]

George read this, and is not a happy camper

Good

[pate]

Reminds me of the Army daze, when I "did my dooty;  In my pants 1st SGT!  Tastes like chocolate!  Yay!"

I wuz a model (plastic mostly) soldier, why'd they throw me out?

[DanTSX]

Reminds me of the Army daze, when I "did my dooty;  In my pants 1st SGT!  Tastes like chocolate!  Yay!"

I wuz a model (plastic mostly) soldier, why'd they throw me out?

Should had joined the Navy with Jorch




He can talk about the poop deck

[pate]

I'd personally like to hear his take on the piloubourous....


Orbital - Moebius

Just from the scientific angle...

Does it self-magnify or self-annihilate?

I am Not, Sure I want to live in either an ever expanding world of Depends or the ever shrinking world of Viagra...


Desert Storm - Orbital

[karios8]

So you are suggesting Jorch does a show about his own show?

[pate]

So you are suggesting Jorch does a show about his own show?

I beleef, that I was suggesting that Jorchouborous would be Jorch eating his own "tail."  (pil{e}oubourous?)

If you reference the title of this particular thread, and re-read everything I was trying to say that may be a plausible explanayshun of where I was heading with that one...

(sometimes it is hard for *sober* me to decipher *alternate dimenshun* me)

[DanTSX]

So you are suggesting Jorch does a show about his own show?

I don't think even he is that talented to pull that off.

[Howdareu]

I think someone might just give a crap about the subject!