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Do we have any time travelers that can tell us how Arts show is going to do?

Started by Delphi, January 28, 2015, 12:59:24 PM

Delphi

Just curious of anyone here could tell us?  Anyone here that can give us some information would be appreciated

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Delphi on January 28, 2015, 12:59:24 PM
Just curious of anyone here could tell us?  Anyone here that can give us some information would be appreciated




Yes; but to reveal what happens will spoil, nay ruin the space time continuimimimim. And anyway, surprises are a good thing.


Although I should warn you about the all our nuclear war and world famine in June this year.

Delphi

So in July will art be like the messiah?  Will he broadcast out the answers?

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 28, 2015, 01:48:56 PM



Yes; but to reveal what happens will spoil, nay ruin the space time continuimimimim. And anyway, surprises are a good thing.


Although I should warn you about the all our nuclear war and world famine in June this year.

Glad it doesn't happen in May, because that's when I'm taking my vacation.

wr250

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 28, 2015, 01:48:56 PM



Yes; but to reveal what happens will spoil, nay ruin the space time continuimimimim. And anyway, surprises are a good thing.


Although I should warn you about the all our nuclear war and world famine in June this year.
will ed dames ever be right?

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on January 28, 2015, 02:01:23 PM
Glad it doesn't happen in May, because that's when I'm taking my vacation.




Oh you'll be fine in May; that's just going to be travel cancellations, political/military posturing and sword rattling.




Oh, food shortages due to the panic, widespread looting, marauding mobs of scared and heavily armed patriots.






Oh, and electricity cuts, water cut offs, public transport suspension, road blocks...


Other than that you'll be fine.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 28, 2015, 02:16:32 PM



Oh you'll be fine in May; that's just going to be travel cancellations, political/military posturing and sword rattling.




Oh, food shortages due to the panic, widespread looting, marauding mobs of scared and heavily armed patriots.






Oh, and electricity cuts, water cut offs, public transport suspension, road blocks...


Other than that you'll be fine.

That's nothing out of the ordinary where I'm going.  It's just the usual stuff that happens every year at the beginning of fishing season in northern Wisconsin.

ItsOver

I just got back from 2035.  Bad news.  Noory was still on the radio.  Or should I say "will still be."  :P

Gd5150

Quote from: ItsOver on January 28, 2015, 02:24:20 PM
I just got back from 2035.  Bad news.  Noory was still on the radio.  Or should I say "will still be."  :P


Looking forward to the 25hr a day broadcasts of Noory's "Somewhere all the time" for the next 100 years.

albrecht

Unfortunately our technology from the future only allows to use "open lines" over telephonic landlines to communicate with Art Bell. And we STILL haven't learned, and need to be reminded "to turn off our AM radio" when getting on the air.

ItsOver

Quote from: Gd5150 on January 28, 2015, 03:50:13 PM

Looking forward to the 25hr a day broadcasts of Noory's "Somewhere all the time" for the next 100 years.
It's not good.  Carnivora replaces Soylent Green.  At least Soylent Green had nutritious value.  Not surprised.  Art was good radio.




ItsOver

Quote from: Delphi on January 28, 2015, 06:11:56 PM
What's the new direction coast decided to take
From the days of Art?  That would be the down direction.  The Universe may or may not be infinite but Jorch is out to show suckage knows no bounds.

Delphi

Im liking all the good time travelers comments,  we need to hear more

Art's radio program starting in July 2015 was by far the most brilliant of his career, far eclipsing anything ever heard on radio before, or through any other media, past, present, or future.  Through Art's interviews, medical specialists were brought together who managed to restore his youth and extend his career by a century.  Governments of the World were so entranced by the secrets revealed on Art's show that all nations and religions came together to solve war, hunger, disease, and poverty.  On the evening of August 1st, 2022, an advanced alien race made first contact having been utterly enamoured with the fellowship of man that was accomplished through Art's skills as a broadcaster.  Art was revealed to be the Son of God, and brought forth a thousand years of peace.

But, I guess I've messed that all up, haven't I?  You see by coming back in time a parallel universe was automatically created to overcome the paradox of me being here.  And the consequence of merely a single ill-placed smile or frown on my part will make the future absolutely unrecognizable in comparison to the future I have already lived.  So sorry.

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on January 28, 2015, 11:18:29 PM
Art's radio program starting in July 2015 was by far the most brilliant of his career, far eclipsing anything ever heard on radio before, or through any other media, past, present, or future.  Through Art's interviews, medical specialists were brought together who managed to restore his youth and extend his career by a century.  Governments of the World were so entranced by the secrets revealed on Art's show that all nations and religions came together to solve war, hunger, disease, and poverty.  On the evening of August 1st, 2022, an advanced alien race made first contact having been utterly enamoured with the fellowship of man that was accomplished through Art's skills as a broadcaster.  Art was revealed to be the Son of God, and brought forth a thousand years of peace.

But, I guess I've messed that all up, haven't I?  You see by coming back in time a parallel universe was automatically created to overcome the paradox of me being here.  And the consequence of merely a single ill-placed smile or frown on my part will make the future absolutely unrecognizable in comparison to the future I have already lived.  So sorry.


Just admit it. You stepped on a butterfly, didn't you? 

Heather Wade

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on January 28, 2015, 11:18:29 PM
Art's radio program starting in July 2015 was by far the most brilliant of his career, far eclipsing anything ever heard on radio before, or through any other media, past, present, or future.  Through Art's interviews, medical specialists were brought together who managed to restore his youth and extend his career by a century.  Governments of the World were so entranced by the secrets revealed on Art's show that all nations and religions came together to solve war, hunger, disease, and poverty.  On the evening of August 1st, 2022, an advanced alien race made first contact having been utterly enamoured with the fellowship of man that was accomplished through Art's skills as a broadcaster.  Art was revealed to be the Son of God, and brought forth a thousand years of peace.

But, I guess I've messed that all up, haven't I?  You see by coming back in time a parallel universe was automatically created to overcome the paradox of me being here.  And the consequence of merely a single ill-placed smile or frown on my part will make the future absolutely unrecognizable in comparison to the future I have already lived.  So sorry.


I appreciate your breaking the Temporal Prime Directive to bring us this information.

zeebo

Quote from: ItsOver on January 28, 2015, 02:24:20 PM
I just got back from 2035.  Bad news.  Noory was still on the radio.  Or should I say "will still be."  :P

Just our luck, I suppose he'll be one of the first whose so-called consciousness is uploaded into a future-bot. 

ponyboysunset

Quote from: ItsOver on January 28, 2015, 02:24:20 PM
I just got back from 2035.  Bad news.  Noory was still on the radio.  Or should I say "will still be."  :P


Dear God, say it isn't so?!!!


Also vampire or zombie, or life extension technology?

Albemuth

I just got back from 2052 (and boy is my 3rd eye tired)…Two years ago (2050) there was a fierce firefight at Cryogenic Storage and Half-Price Hologram Games in Pasadena Ca. Radical backers of the Georgenoorysucks Tribe stole Walt Disney’s body and surgically grafted Art Bell’s head on top. After sufficient administration of aluminum salts, thorium and nicotine the Art/Disney reanimated corpse regained all of Art Bell’s intellectual prowess and super-human late night talk show abilities. The 30-years defunct Coast To Coast AM program was then  relaunched from a highly secure location “somewhere in the high desert”…At this point all was again right with the World…


Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on January 29, 2015, 12:47:52 AM

Just admit it. You stepped on a butterfly, didn't you?

Well yes... no... not really... maybe.  Except it wasn't really a butterfly.  It might have been a foot.  I was looking for a rare edition of a Mark Twain in a book repository sometime, somewhere... I don't know.  Anyway there was this undercover security agent... nice fellow... scoping a grassy knoll for the NSA or FBI or some such thing.  Suddenly he said "that Jackie is so hot.  Take a look through my scope!"  Well, I turned and accidentally stomped his foot.. maybe his shin a little bit.  I'm not sure what happened next.  The Time vortex suddenly appeared and swept me up for some reason  Strange that should happen. 

Oh well, I'm sure it was nothing.  Not sure why I even brought it up.  I wonder what that guy's name was.  I should look him up.


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