Bellgab Secret Santa?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Yeah, I'll be living that one down for quite a while, I'm sure. 

It's a good policy to avoid nefarious sites such as pirated torrent sites, porn sites, and Bellgab.

[ksm32]

I just want an excuse to send this to someone.


http://www.amazon.com/Realistic-Squirt-Water-Based-Scented/dp/B00ODL59QW/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1419114237&sr=8-3

Master.. BATEMAN!

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

is this one of the items that they can drop ship in an hour? 

[paladin1991]

BATEMAN!!!


Last night I was gently awakened by the melodious, gentle laughter of my son(who's home from college).
Yeah, guffaws, snorting, gasping for breath....I came running out into the living room to find him on the Amazon account, doubled over.
Thanks.
Oh, yeah.  He showed me how to delete my recently viewed crap.   :

Did he also show you how to save your cow pics in a cow file?

[popple]

Finally a jizz water filled squirt cock with authentic cum smell.

[wr250]

Did he also show you how to save your cow pics in a cow file?

easy, you install cowsay

ls /usr/share/cowsay/cows/
apt.cow         cheese.cow          dragon.cow             ghostbusters.cow  koala.cow         moofasa.cow       sheep.cow            suse.cow        unipony-smaller.cow
beavis.zen.cow  cock.cow            duck.cow               gnu.cow           kosh.cow          moose.cow         skeleton.cow         three-eyes.cow  vader.cow
bong.cow        cower.cow           elephant.cow           head-in.cow       luke-koala.cow    mutilated.cow     snowman.cow          turkey.cow      vader-koala.cow
bud-frogs.cow   daemon.cow          elephant-in-snake.cow  hellokitty.cow    mech-and-cow.cow  pony.cow          turtle.cow      www.cow
bunny.cow       default.cow         eyes.cow               kiss.cow          meow.cow          pony-smaller.cow  stegosaurus.cow      tux.cow
calvin.cow      dragon-and-cow.cow  flaming-sheep.cow      kitty.cow         milk.cow          ren.cow           stimpy.cow           unipony.cow



____
< hi >
----
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

[popple]

Glad to be of service. 

You're a great provider.

[Catsmile]

Careful or you'll shoot your eyes out, kid.

[paladin1991]

easy, you install cowsay

ls /usr/share/cowsay/cows/
apt.cow         cheese.cow          dragon.cow             ghostbusters.cow  koala.cow         moofasa.cow       sheep.cow            suse.cow        unipony-smaller.cow
beavis.zen.cow  cock.cow            duck.cow               gnu.cow           kosh.cow          moose.cow         skeleton.cow         three-eyes.cow  vader.cow
bong.cow        cower.cow           elephant.cow           head-in.cow       luke-koala.cow    mutilated.cow     snowman.cow          turkey.cow      vader-koala.cow
bud-frogs.cow   daemon.cow          elephant-in-snake.cow  hellokitty.cow    mech-and-cow.cow  pony.cow          turtle.cow      www.cow
bunny.cow       default.cow         eyes.cow               kiss.cow          meow.cow          pony-smaller.cow  stegosaurus.cow      tux.cow
calvin.cow      dragon-and-cow.cow  flaming-sheep.cow      kitty.cow         milk.cow          ren.cow           stimpy.cow           unipony.cow



____
< hi >
----
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

*sigh*  I think we have too much time on our hands.

[UnscreenedCaller]

easy, you install cowsay

ls /usr/share/cowsay/cows/
apt.cow         cheese.cow          dragon.cow             ghostbusters.cow  koala.cow         moofasa.cow       sheep.cow            suse.cow        unipony-smaller.cow
beavis.zen.cow  cock.cow            duck.cow               gnu.cow           kosh.cow          moose.cow         skeleton.cow         three-eyes.cow  vader.cow
bong.cow        cower.cow           elephant.cow           head-in.cow       luke-koala.cow    mutilated.cow     snowman.cow          turkey.cow      vader-koala.cow
bud-frogs.cow   daemon.cow          elephant-in-snake.cow  hellokitty.cow    mech-and-cow.cow  pony.cow          turtle.cow      www.cow
bunny.cow       default.cow         eyes.cow               kiss.cow          meow.cow          pony-smaller.cow  stegosaurus.cow      tux.cow
calvin.cow      dragon-and-cow.cow  flaming-sheep.cow      kitty.cow         milk.cow          ren.cow           stimpy.cow           unipony.cow



____
< hi >
----
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Hahahahahaha!

[wr250]

heres one for LMH (mutilated.cow):



< glad you liked it UC >
----------------------
       \   \_______
v__v   \  \   O   )
(oo)      ||----w |
(__)      ||     ||  \/\

[Treading Water]

heres one for LMH (mutilated.cow):



< glad you liked it UC >
----------------------
       \   \_______
v__v   \  \   O   )
(oo)      ||----w |
(__)      ||     ||  \/\

OMG!  Choked on my eggnog!!        HA!

[Mind Flayer Monk]

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[pate]

Bewitched Theme Song

Damn, can William Pharrel star in a bad movie or is it just me?

Hah, good stuff that...

Urm... wrong topic?  Great movie?