Bellgab Secret Santa?

[bateman]

I just want an excuse to send this to someone.


http://www.amazon.com/Realistic-Squirt-Water-Based-Scented/dp/B00ODL59QW/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1419114237&sr=8-3

[FightTheFuture]

I just want an excuse to send this to someone.


http://www.amazon.com/Realistic-Squirt-Water-Based-Scented/dp/B00ODL59QW/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1419114237&sr=8-3

Damn man lol...I can't stop laughing! Do people really order that kind of stuff off Amazon? the bigger question is,  next time I pull up my Amazon Prime, am I going to have rubber penis is all over my start page with the caption "items you recently viewed"?

[area51drone]

the bigger question is,  next time I pull up my Amazon Prime, am I going to have rubber penis is all over my start page with the caption "items you recently viewed"?

LOL, me too, and since my wife and I share an account, we're both going to see this!   And my son just walked in the room.  Thanks Bateman.

[cweb]

I was logged into my girlfriend's Amazon Prime account.

[bateman]

LOL, me too, and since my wife and I share an account, we're both going to see this!   And my son just walked in the room.  Thanks Bateman.

[HorrorRetro]

Damn man lol...I can't stop laughing! Do people really order that kind of stuff off Amazon? the bigger question is,  next time I pull up my Amazon Prime, am I going to have rubber penis is all over my start page with the caption "items you recently viewed"?

Damn. It's going to show up on everyone's Amazon account.   

[albrecht]

And just when I was praising Bateman's show to people. Please DO NOT have an episode featuring that. Although, I must admit, amazement, shame, shock, disgust, and laughter that 1) that kind of product(s) exists (worse imagining the 12 year old Chinese gals leaving their farm and family to live and work in the factory compound and manufacturing THOSE products- for 13 hours a day and how sad that is) and 2) that Amazon sells the stuff. (And, more bizarrely, that there is a demand, I guess.)

[paladin1991]

And just when I was praising Bateman's show to people. Please DO NOT have an episode featuring that. Although, I must admit, amazement, shame, shock, disgust, and laughter that 1) that kind of product(s) exists (worse imagining the 12 year old Chinese gals leaving their farm and family to live and work in the factory compound and manufacturing THOSE products- for 13 hours a day and how sad that is) and 2) that Amazon sells the stuff. (And, more bizarrely, that there is a demand, I guess.)

How many did you order?

[pyewacket]

Damn. It's going to show up on everyone's Amazon account. 

Just scroll down to the recently viewed items- you can delete it as a recently viewed item. Shame on you Bateman!!!!

[albrecht]

How many did you order?

No dong, but the "jizz lube" but drop shipped it to a certain "spa" so popular with you-know-you. Afraid the beard Michelle might destroy the Christmas gift and the "plain brown wrapper" might alert the SS.

[Bart Ell]

Does it come in black?

Remember folks - it's not links that kill people, it curiosity that kills people.

[Catsmile]

OMG! I'M SOO SHOCKED! People pleasure themselves?!
I HAD NO IDEA WOMEN COULD FIND PLEASURE HAVING SEX!!!

How a woman could deform and mutilate herself that way and feel pleasure is beyond me. She should only feel guilt and shame for sinning herself into everlasting hellfire. She should only have her husband inside of her, and only for makein' babiez. And if she enjoys "it", well... that sinning harlot will end up the devils bride one day. What on Gods green earth are they teaching people these days (amiright)? Twisted pervs making baby Jesus cry for their lost souls. Can I get-uh Amen?!

And "Bate"man how dare you trick me into seeing such evil perversions! Now someone at my home, or Amazon might see I looked at that weapon against women. And think I have a vagina! Even worse a vagina that has cravings (shivers)! It's not righteous, or proper for a lady to be thought of in that way in a civilized society.

And baby Jesus is crying for my lost soul now, he seen me see it. He must think I'm one of those faggy-homo-queers that you see in Babylon (AKA New York City, or San Francisco). Not just a any kind of queer though, but a raunchy queer who is a massive size queen with-uh insatiable anus! God cleanse my chancy soul, and pray for my goatse. Pray that it doesn't whistle like a coke bottle, as i bow down for your forgiveness.

And that "other character" hes right too! Doesn't Amazon care about all those poor little 13 year old Godless Communist Asian girls? Sick Amazon bastards creating an army of Godless Communist children. Bent on producing an endless supply of soul destroying weapons of ass destruction. Poor babies slaving away in a factory compound 13 hours a day six days a week making toy penises. Vile jobs that will save some families from putting their 13 year old daughters to work on the streets 13 hours a day with only a (period) of 2-4 days down time every month.

What a sick twisted world where parents hold their heads high while letting their daughters profit from fiddling with these dildo abominations. When their daughters could be on hands and knees profiting from fiddling with real natural God given penises in some back alley. Damn you Amazon, capitalism will never be the same. This world is going to hell in a handbasket. (Wagging finger with righteous indignation.)  :

With all that said... now all the good Christian solders know I'm one of them too, and if you are still reading along...

Yup it's a dildo... a bigg-un, plus it's lube smells like jiz. A bonus I reckon.
Joy to the world for the size queens lord has cum.
Hung in her hearth with care, you begin to stare. Through flickering candle light you begin to see a merry ol' sight, rosy cheeks and nose, as she curls her toes. Stockings taut, she just goes and goes. Up up! Outta sight with her eyes closed tight. You see that familiar glimmer as she begins to simmer. So the story flows, as she glows.
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry X-Massive!

[WOTR]

...(worse imagining the 12 year old Chinese gals leaving their farm and family to live and work in the factory compound and manufacturing THOSE products- for 13 hours a day and how sad that is)...

Not to worry... If you scroll down you will see that it says that it was made in the USA.

[Catsmile]

Not to worry... If you scroll down you will see that it says that it was made in the USA.

Now that is really sad.
Everyone knows the hottest part of a squirting dildo is the thought of little godless commie Asian girls touching, and giddily giggling as they are made.
The only thing hotter is artisan lube made from Unicorn tears.

[Gd5150]

Ok enough gab, where's the link to thign up for thecret thanta?

[FightTheFuture]

OMG! I'M SOO SHOCKED! People pleasure themselves?!
I HAD NO IDEA WOMEN COULD FIND PLEASURE HAVING SEX!!!

How a woman could deform and mutilate herself that way and feel pleasure is beyond me. She should only feel guilt and shame for sinning herself into everlasting hellfire. She should only have her husband inside of her, and only for makein' babiez. And if she enjoys "it", well... that sinning harlot will end up the devils bride one day. What on Gods green earth are they teaching people these days (amiright)? Twisted pervs making baby Jesus cry for their lost souls. Can I get-uh Amen?!

And "Bate"man how dare you trick me into seeing such evil perversions! Now someone at my home, or Amazon might see I looked at that weapon against women. And think I have a vagina! Even worse a vagina that has cravings (shivers)! It's not righteous, or proper for a lady to be thought of in that way in a civilized society.

And baby Jesus is crying for my lost soul now, he seen me see it. He must think I'm one of those faggy-homo-queers that you see in Babylon (AKA New York City, or San Francisco). Not just a any kind of queer though, but a raunchy queer who is a massive size queen with-uh insatiable anus! God cleanse my chancy soul, and pray for my goatse. Pray that it doesn't whistle like a coke bottle, as i bow down for your forgiveness.

And that "other character" hes right too! Doesn't Amazon care about all those poor little 13 year old Godless Communist Asian girls? Sick Amazon bastards creating an army of Godless Communist children. Bent on producing an endless supply of soul destroying weapons of ass destruction. Poor babies slaving away in a factory compound 13 hours a day six days a week making toy penises. Vile jobs that will save some families from putting their 13 year old daughters to work on the streets 13 hours a day with only a (period) of 2-4 days down time every month.

What a sick twisted world where parents hold their heads high while letting their daughters profit from fiddling with these dildo abominations. When their daughters could be on hands and knees profiting from fiddling with real natural God given penises in some back alley. Damn you Amazon, capitalism will never be the same. This world is going to hell in a handbasket. (Wagging finger with righteous indignation.)  :

With all that said... now all the good Christian solders know I'm one of them too, and if you are still reading along...

Yup it's a dildo... a bigg-un, plus it's lube smells like jiz. A bonus I reckon.
Joy to the world for the size queens lord has cum.
Hung in her hearth with care, you begin to stare. Through flickering candle light you begin to see a merry ol' sight, rosy cheeks and nose, as she curls her toes. Stockings taut, she just goes and goes. Up up! Outta sight with her eyes closed tight. You see that familiar glimmer as she begins to simmer. So the story flows, as she glows.
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry X-Massive!

http://youtu.be/C6cxNR9ML8k

[Catsmile]

http://youtu.be/C6cxNR9ML8k

MMMM... this is almost better than unicorn tears.

Maybe the all bible thumping to the head, Jesus juice, and lack of meat in your diet has stunted your humor, among other things.
Maybe it hit so close to home you missed it.
No worries. Here is another pic of a dildo you can laugh at, I know I am.

[bateman]

Ok enough gab, where's the link to thign up for thecret thanta?

That all depends. Send a PM to jazmunda to find out if you're on the naughty or nice list.

[Heather Wade]

I call naughty on this thread.   

[wr250]

That all depends. Send a PM to jazmunda to find out if you're on the naughty or nice list.

you have to send him coq pics and/or horse porn to find out.

[Catsmile]

I call naughty on this thread.   

That smile tells me you like it naughty.
Have a pancake with unicorn tears, on me.

[Heather Wade]

That smile tells me you like it naughty.
Have a pancake with unicorn tears, on me.

Why, Cats.  You flirty kitty.

[area51drone]

I just realized that this is what Bateman is asking for us to send to him, people!   Bateman, I'll gladly be your "secret santa" ... just tell me where to send it.

[Catsmile]

I just realized that this is what Bateman is asking for us to send to him, people!   Bateman, I'll gladly be your "secret santa" ... just tell me where to send it.

Just send him a money order for $56.21, so he can get some spare Jizz cum scented lube.
That way we all can hear the comedy of errors that ensue.

[paladin1991]

No dong, but the "jizz lube" but drop shipped it to a certain "spa" so popular with you-know-you. Afraid the beard Michelle might destroy the Christmas gift and the "plain brown wrapper" might alert the SS.

You, meine herr, are a crafty one.

[Treading Water]

BATEMAN!!!


Last night I was gently awakened by the melodious, gentle laughter of my son(who's home from college).
Yeah, guffaws, snorting, gasping for breath....I came running out into the living room to find him on the Amazon account, doubled over.
Thanks.
Oh, yeah.  He showed me how to delete my recently viewed crap.   :

[bateman]

BATEMAN!!!


Last night I was gently awakened by the melodious, gentle laughter of my son(who's home from college).
Yeah, guffaws, snorting, gasping for breath....I came running out into the living room to find him on the Amazon account, doubled over.
Thanks.
Oh, yeah.  He showed me how to delete my recently viewed crap.   :

Glad to be of service. 

[wr250]

BATEMAN!!!


Last night I was gently awakened by the melodious, gentle laughter of my son(who's home from college).
Yeah, guffaws, snorting, gasping for breath....I came running out into the living room to find him on the Amazon account, doubled over.
Thanks.
Oh, yeah.  He showed me how to delete my recently viewed crap.   :

best christmas ever for him i bet.

[Treading Water]

best christmas ever for him i bet.

Yeah, I'll be living that one down for quite a while, I'm sure. 

[Catsmile]

Yeah, I'll be living that one down for quite a while, I'm sure. 

Tell him you gave it a name "Hugh... Hugh Jackman." Hugh being short for huge. That'll shut em' up for a minute or 3.
If he keeps giving you a hard time, tell him you are gonna find "Hugh" and squirt him in the eyes with it.
It will be dropped forever if you tell him how "Hugh" has paid for himself many times over through all the cam shows.