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Senator Rodent Schumer
« on: November 27, 2014, 11:39:48 AM »
"Typically, when a political party has suffered an electoral debacle, one of the first things they do is shoot the survivors," Schumer said.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/11/26/us-usa-obama-democrats-idUSKCN0JA29W20141126

This bag of shit was one of the most vocal supporter of Oblundercare. Now that it is an obvious goatfuck and he's been voted into the minority, and the truth about his party's philosophy of their voters being stupid has come to light, he's trying to turncoat and seem like he cares about America and Americans, just to save his sorry scumbag political career...

People like Schumer are a cancer on America - a plague worse than the black death of the middle ages.

Re: Senator Rodent Schumer
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2014, 12:03:25 PM »

People like Schumer are a cancer on America - a plague worse than the black death of the middle ages.

If what I've read about the Black Death is true, it sounds like he's not a very nice man.

Re: Senator Rodent Schumer
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2014, 12:06:23 PM »
If what I've read about the Black Death is true, it sounds like he's not a very nice man.

You're right; I read he claimed Disco Tex and the Sexolettes covered Comfortably Numb, with a disco arrangement of Gilmore's solo..total crap.


This is the original; I can't see any D T and the S reference.



http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi7cuAjArRs


Re: Senator Rodent Schumer
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2014, 12:36:21 PM »
You're right; I read he claimed Disco Tex and the Sexolettes covered Comfortably Numb, with a disco arrangement of Gilmore's solo..total crap.



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Re: Senator Rodent Schumer
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2014, 02:50:44 PM »

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"There is no pain you have been drinkin'
Ball jars full of corn mash rye"


needs more banjo.  needs more cowbell.


Re: Senator Rodent Schumer
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2014, 03:23:24 PM »

"There is no pain you have been drinkin'
Ball jars full of corn mash rye"


needs more banjo.  needs more cowbell.


Reported; you're not taking this thread seriously. Seriously.

Re: Senator Rodent Schumer
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2014, 03:28:02 PM »
He is a steaming pile no question. Perfect candidate for president in 2016. I look forward to seeing him debating with 14 other Dems and Hillary for the nom nom nom.

Re: Senator Rodent Schumer
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2014, 01:31:52 AM »
He is a steaming pile no question. Perfect candidate for president in 2016. I look forward to seeing him debating with 14 other Dems and Hillary for the nom nom nom.

Yeah too right. He has a lot to answer for with the claims about Comfortably Numb. Won't anyone think of the disco genre?

Re: Senator Rodent Schumer
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2014, 11:33:03 AM »
Yeah too right. He has a lot to answer for with the claims about Comfortably Numb. Won't anyone think of the disco genre?
I blame England, bloody fucking England, for all of America's woes.  If you all  had just treated us like we deserved waaaay back when, we would all be family and subjected to the Queen...not just have to mourn the passing of Freddy Mercury.  Can you imagine the world where Ron Raygun and Maggies Thatch were vying for top billing as leader of the free world?

Whoa, baby, whoa!

Re: Senator Rodent Schumer
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2014, 12:25:22 PM »
I blame England, bloody fucking England, for all of America's woes.  If you all  had just treated us like we deserved waaaay back when, we would all be family and subjected to the Queen...not just have to mourn the passing of Freddy Mercury.  Can you imagine the world where Ron Raygun and Maggies Thatch were vying for top billing as leader of the free world?

Whoa, baby, whoa!




There's at least one American in this parish who has asked that the US be taken back under the wing of English rule. But modesty and their continued good health in your heathen environment prevents me identifying them. Thatch was a royal bitch. I haven't missed her passing.

Re: Senator Rodent Schumer
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2014, 01:02:18 AM »



There's at least one American in this parish who has asked that the US be taken back under the wing of English rule. But modesty and their continued good health in your heathen environment prevents me identifying them. Thatch was a royal bitch. I haven't missed her passing.


Anybody requesting that isn't an American.  Not anymore at least.


Yes, if we only had a queen, we would all be just so much classier.... ::)

Re: Senator Rodent Schumer
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2014, 01:47:42 AM »

Anybody requesting that isn't an American.  Not anymore at least.


Yes, if we only had a queen, we would all be just so much classier.... ::)
freddy mercury we miss u still

Re: Senator Rodent Schumer
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2014, 11:19:33 AM »

Re: Senator Rodent Schumer
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2014, 11:53:13 AM »



There's at least one American in this parish who has asked that the US be taken back under the wing of English rule. But modesty and their continued good health in your heathen environment prevents me identifying them. Thatch was a royal bitch. I haven't missed her passing.


Thatcher personally tried to murder my mother, but my mother was made of sterner stuff than Thatcher, and mom is both alive and well whilst Thatcher is dead as a person of colour at a NYPD Chokehold demo. 


Mom did raise a glass and a cheer at the terrific news that, Ding Dong the Witch Is Dead :)


...as did we all.

Re: Senator Rodent Schumer
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2014, 12:49:08 PM »

Thatcher personally tried to murder my mother, but my mother was made of sterner stuff than Thatcher, and mom is both alive and well whilst Thatcher is dead as a person of colour at a NYPD Chokehold demo. 


Mom did raise a glass and a cheer at the terrific news that, Ding Dong the Witch Is Dead :)


...as did we all.
ummmm wtf?

Re: Senator Rodent Schumer
« Reply #15 on: December 12, 2014, 04:53:05 PM »
ummmm wtf?




It's okay, I understand what Kelt is saying. And with feeling.




Re: Senator Rodent Schumer
« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2019, 06:00:09 PM »
 


If ever a more appropriate time to practice Thread Necormancy would present itself, I cannot conceive what form it might take.

Re: Senator Rodent Schumer
« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2019, 06:25:51 PM »



It's okay, I understand what Kelt is saying. And with feeling.

Kelt! Where the fuck are you, you crazy bastard?
(Hopefully anywhere but Michigan.)

As usual, I have no idea what jack is on about.
What is pcs?

Re: Senator Rodent Schumer
« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2019, 06:42:07 PM »
As usual, I have no idea what jack is on about.
What is pcs?

Incoherent ravings, even for you.

Re: Senator Rodent Schumer
« Reply #19 on: January 09, 2019, 06:56:43 PM »



If ever a more appropriate time to practice Thread Necormancy would present itself, I cannot conceive what form it might take.

+1!
https://www.commonsenseevaluation.com/2018/01/20/chuck-schumers-name-literally-means-good-for-nothing-vagabond/


Re: Senator Rodent Schumer
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Re: Senator Rodent Schumer
« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2019, 10:15:55 PM »
Chuck(YOU)Schumer, Neo-Bolshevik Khazar Mafia Bitch.

Re: Senator Rodent Schumer
« Reply #23 on: January 22, 2019, 01:08:46 PM »