RIP ART BELL...

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

On Ouija boards

"I don't play with children's toys, sir."

[ItsOver]

"All the AB's are well."

[yoego]

from the kingdom of nye!

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

I think - no, I'm sure - 'Coast to Coast' wouldn't work with a daytime audience.

The Australians have teleported a laser beam.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

"Do the wild thing!"
*click*
"We don't put last name's on the air..."

[nooryisawesome]

"Caller ... turn ... your radio ... off"

They are probably going to put that on my tombstone.

[nooryisawesome]

Lots of new affiliates since last time you were on.

[Lt.Uhura]

"Caller are you there?"
"I'm calling for Art Bell."
"This is he."
"Oh wow, it didn't sound like you!"

[Ms. C]

J.C. is not in any way affiliated with the show,
and is just someone that has called in for years.
He is what he is  and I assure you J.C. is very real.


http://c2c.wikia.com/wiki/Jonathan_Christian_Webster

[Chocolate coated jackboot]

If there are young children in the room...(also useful for viewing Bellgab)

[PB the Deplorable]

I'm not a serial quitter

[HedgehogNorman]

Page 3 and still no "Yes, this is Art Bell"

[ksm32]

Is that me?  "It sure sounds like you, but only you would know that for sure"

[coaster]

J.C. is not in any way affiliated with the show,
and is just someone that has called in for years.
He is what he is  and I assure you J.C. is very real.


http://c2c.wikia.com/wiki/Jonathan_Christian_Webster

Doubtful. I would have believed he was real in the beginning, but then he changed and turned into full out troll. The made up words, "Edna" running off with a biker and his search for her, claiming Art was stalking him. And the list goes on. I still thought he was funny even though he was a phony. Hell, I listened to a couple hours of JC last night on youtube.

[Needle woman]

Sorry, but this line is for time travelers only.

[area51drone]

I can't believe no one has said this yet..

"East of the Rockies, you are on the air..."

"West of the Rockies, you are on the air..."

"Wild card line.."

"First-time Caller Line.."

"Anti-Christ line..."

the list goes on

[cweb]

"Alright, well I've got a button that erases 7 seconds here..."
"I'm not going there."

[Cynnie]

Damn!  I saw the title "RIP ART BELL"

I thought it was Rest In Peace ART BELL.    I thought, "NO!"  they struck down the Immortal Voice of Radio.  Whoa, thought it was all over.  Or that ART FUCKING BELL had gone and done the final QUIT.

tt


Me tooooooo!!!
Whew !!

[UnscreenedCaller]

I warn you, what you are about to hear is very disturbing indeed

[TheSheriff]

Try Human Growth Hormones today...

[Bart Ell]

On the Skype line...

[The General]

It's made from sea shells.

[The General]

That's Crystal Gale, folks.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Ramona practices ..... the craft.

[coaster]

If we do lose Art, which of course will never happen, it would be by one of these three ways-
1. mauled to death by a cat
2. bit by a spider
3. food poisoning after devouring some old pizza punch he found laying around

[AZ/CO]

"Did it sound something like this?"  ...

...and Art hits the button with the Bigfoot Scream or the Hell Sounds

[jazmunda]

On the Skype line...

Reported.

[coaster]

Reported.

Hello Jaz, whats happening? ahhh...we have sort of a problem here. Yeah, you apparently didn't put one of the new cover sheets on the BellGab reports. Did you see the memo about this? yeah, if you could go ahead and make sure to do that from now on, that would be great. And uh, I'll go ahead and make sure you get another copy of that memo. mmkay? Bye bye Jazmunda.

[bigchucka]

One you'll never hear Dave say...


"I'm terminating this interview, and I'll tell you why."

[albrecht]

"Just back off from the mouthpiece a bit, sir"
"What is your point here?"

[Hog]

"Those tasty Canadians......"

peace
Hog