RIP ART BELL...

[The General]

Call Bob Crane in the morning.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

"I don't see it, Richard."

[wr250]

RICHARD! we will now take a call

[yoego]

Guest/caller: In john 4:16...
Art: <interrupts> we don't quote the bible here. <segway to something rational>

[wr250]

first things first, are you using this line correctly?

[area51drone]

Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding!!

[yoego]

...locked away in the Bell family vault...

Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding!!

bonk!

Edit/ there is a piece of my lip in the ashtray.

[jazmunda]

Call Bob Crane in the morning.

Do you want to look and feel 10 years younger?

[Uncle Duke]

Do you want to look and feel 10 years younger?

Yes

[jazmunda]

Yes

Well they have pills now that actually work.

[Uncle Duke]

Well they have pills now that actually work.

Knew there was going to be a catch.

[aldousburbank]

Discharge!
[/end transmission]

[guildnavigator]

Discharge!
[/end transmission]

Aye Aye, Burn the Chunga and Dance in the Flames.

[yoego]

Y2k blah blah blah, naw.
Hale bop blah blah naw.
It's the quickening, blah, blah, blah...
blah, blah, its a private matter blah.

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[b_dubb]

"Caller ... turn ... your radio ... off"

[Marc.Knight]

At first I thought the subject line was about Rest In Peace.....

[Bart Ell]

At first I thought the subject line was about Rest In Peace.....

I sell the sizzle

[Heather Wade]

One of my all time favorites:


"Now wait a minute, what's wrong with rock n roll?!"

[Uncle Duke]

Oh sorry....no last names, go ahead sir.

[jazmunda]

Oh sorry....no last names, go ahead sir.

Why weren't people able to give their last names? I never understood that.

[FightTheFuture]

"Now, Michio, have you seen the movie 'Contact'?

[Eddie Coyle]

      I'm no longer going to have you as a guest, Kreskin.

[coaster]

Why weren't people able to give their last names? I never understood that.

Because a lot of coast listeners are nuts, and they would try to find whoever gave out their last name.

[littlechris]

Because a lot of coast listeners are nuts, and they would try to find whoever gave out their last name.

Quote of the year.

[yoego]

I haven't heard from madman Markum.
Mel if you're out there, call in.
We lost satellite lock!

[MV/Liberace!]

I sell the sizzle

elle oh elle.

[SomeVelvetMorning]

On the Roswell re-explanation by the Air Force in the mid 90s:

Oh that POOR, POOR, colonel "X" ..... Standing there and having to lie like that to the American people.

[bateman]

"No George, it's called a conversation."

[Heather Wade]

"No George, it's called a conversation."

[bigchucka]

(After playing Baker Street...)


"I enjoy good sax.  I said sax, not sex.  Although the other isn't all that bad, either."