RIP ART BELL...

[Bart Ell]

off by stealing one of your favorite Art lines.
I will start...

From the high desert, in the great American Southwest, I bid you all good evening or good morning, as the case may be.

[MV/Liberace!]

Oh?

[Bart Ell]

All in

[Heather Wade]

Wait... what? 

[yoego]

International line, you're on the air. Turn the radio down.

[jazmunda]

Do the wild thing on ....

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

"I quit."

[yoego]

"I quit."

again. brb, i quit. Just kidding, ouch my back, see ya. Oh hi o_ you're on the air. I'm done, see you in july.

[The General]

Extinguish thy radio.

[Heather Wade]

Ok, I'll play.


"Wanna take a riiiiiide?"   

[jazmunda]

"Mystical Order of the Declawed Gerbil my butt!"

[jazmunda]

Not one of Art's best moments but ....

"George gets it"

[yoego]

My cat(s) __________.
My antenna _________.
My __________.

[Camazotz Automat]

"No predictions about the president."

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Caller unsure if he's on the air:  "Is it me?"
AB:  "It sounds like you, sir."

[Heather Wade]

"You didn't order a pizza?"

[jazmunda]

"No predictions about the president."

Does anybody really think Art had visits from the Secret Service over predictions about presidents? He always talked about getting knocks on the door from humorless guys in black suits.

[The General]

...locked away in the Bell family vault...

[The General]

I'm sorry, we're only taking calls from Guam right now.

[The General]

What year are you calling from?

[The General]

Oh?

I love it when he does that.  It's like "OHHH?!"

[MV/Liberace!]

I'm sorry, we're only taking calls from Guam right now.

and rotary phones from open fields.

[The General]

Get good and close to your phone.

[DanTSX]

Does anybody really think Art had visits from the Secret Service over predictions about presidents? He always talked about getting knocks on the door from humorless guys in black suits.

Yes.


The SS takes that very seriously and are obligated to investigate, but are generally understanding in such circumstances.  However, it's not an encounter one wants to repeat.




This is the same government that spys on your fap folder, of course they take actual verbalized threats seriously.

[Uncle Duke]

Are you using a cell phone?

[paladin1991]

Damn!  I saw the title "RIP ART BELL"

I thought it was Rest In Peace ART BELL.    I thought, "NO!"  they struck down the Immortal Voice of Radio.  Whoa, thought it was all over.  Or that ART FUCKING BELL had gone and done the final QUIT.

[wr250]

"the boiling pits of sewage"

[Eddie Coyle]

    "Satan?"

[littlechris]

"Um" "Um" "Um"

[awguy]

"Hi you're on the air... Cheerio!"