George,
Tonight I have a veritable feast of Bumper Music suggestions for you!
I have asked my mom to cook this one up (she wears combat boots, y'know?), she'll be 'bringing it' down here to the basement in a second. So you'll love the first course, I've paired it with a vodka tonic w/ lemon (I use Luksusowa, a Polish potato vodka) since I want not so much to accent the flavor of this dish as to enhance it (you'll love this one, it's an old family recipe):
"Rat Salad" - Black Sabbath
Don't know where you'll fit this one it, maybe right after you go on a lulz-rant about intar-tube haters or sumthin... Say, you ever think of having Ozzy guest host for yew? I betcha, he'd fit right in, that is unless you feel like he might be more intelligible than you are... Well, it was an idea anyhow, Ozzy's cool.
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For the next dish, I've decided to pair it with a nice Chianti, I asked mom to make some fava beans to go with it but we're fresh out appparently:
"Crazy" - Gnarls Barkley
(that's the slow version, here's the 'regular version' w/ lyrics if that's too much for ya:
they're both good so use either one yew like better)
I'm sure there's more than a few guests on your show that you can use this one for. Really though, there's one word in the entire song I want you to hear, it's the word "COINCIDENCE." You could think that the other lyrics don't matter, they are just coincidences... But then perhaps there is no such thing as a coincidence... who knows?
^^^(Jorch, this here's a speshul secrut song, you probably can't use it on air, but it's pretty entertaining, you see it's a guy doing karaoke, but the guy has a speech impediment, JUST LIKE YOU! Stay strong, brother! PS I sorta look like that guy, but it's probably coincidence...)^^^
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This is a four course feast so I hope this next one doesn't fill yew up, I've paired this one with a Margarita made with Petron Tequila:
"Mexican Radio" - Wall of Voodoo
George, this will be awesome! I've figured out a way you can increase your listening audience share! Yep, there's tons of Spanish language AM radio stations out there! You can offer it to them for "pennies a day!" You can use this for when you make the "Big Announcement!"
No need, to thank me. This is a labor of love for me, so just the pleasure of doing this work & trying to help you improve the shoe is enough thanks!
PS: for some reason I thought this was They Might Be Giants, and figured you use it when you have Steve Quayle on. See? Don't feel bad, even I make mistakes sometimes! Buck up, cowboy!
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MOM! MOM! TIME FER DESSERT!
Sorry 'bout that, George. Dessert, is coming right up. I decided to pair this course with a nice Riesling, for no other reason than it is a great dessert wine, I'm thinking you'll enjoy this nice Eiswein, I'd offer you a Kabinett, but yew are a 'speshul' guest, so nuttin butt the best for yew! Enjoy:
"Rock This Road" - Basement Jaxx
This for is some chronic pain I heard you've been having lately... I hear you caught it from intar-tube trollz or something, and your normal Preparation H & Toomeric cure isn't working. Hope this makes you feel better! Thanks for droppin' by!
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MOM! MOM! GEORGE IS COMING UPSTAIRS TO GO HOME! DON'T BOTHER HIM, AND DON'T GIVE ME THAT "HE'S HITTING ON ME" BULLCHURCH AGAIN!
Sorry, 'bout that George, thanks for stopping by...
Oh, hey! I almost forgot! I want you to know that as a speshul thank you for your honest and conscientious treatment of Art Bell over the years & even though you're a Navy man; I've nominated you for the Army's prestigious "Order of the Blue Falcon Medal w/ "A" device" I think you truly deserve it, the rare "A" device means "Awesome," I swear! You truly do deserve it for all the other work you doo, but especially for your treatment of Art!
Bye, now! Thanks for stopping in!
