Kenya releases Obama birth certificate

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

http://m.theepochtimes.com/n3/1040514-obama-birth-certificate-kenyan-government-releases-obamas-real-birth-certificate-is-fake/

It's 100% horseshit, but a trifling detail like not being true has never stood in the way of Obama hateration before.  Expect the usual vuvuzela posts from the neocons here once they regain consciousness.

[VtaGeezer]

http://m.theepochtimes.com/n3/1040514-obama-birth-certificate-kenyan-government-releases-obamas-real-birth-certificate-is-fake/

It's 100% horseshit, but a trifling detail like not being true has never stood in the way of Obama hateration before.  Expect the usual vuvuzela posts from the neocons here once they regain consciousness.

I find little "satire" in websites that post hoaxes that are liable to have real consequences. Too much cynicism passes as humor.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I find little "satire" in websites that post hoaxes that are liable to have real consequences. Too much cynicism passes as humor.

It's a way to drive traffic to your site.  There's a certain segment of the population that craves this shit.  They're like penguins following a flashlight beam; it's completely instinctual and has nothing to do with thinking or reason.  One wishes they were as obsessed with bathing and shaving.

[West of the Rockies]

You're both right, but I will confess to having had a thirst for Bad Bush articles a few years ago.  I had such disdain for the man and his administration that I enjoyed any poop flung their way (schadenfreude).  BUT I did not revel in obviously horses-shit stories.  The Bush/chimpanzee photos, for instance, just seemed stupid and mean-spirited after the first viewing.  I have my filters, of course, but to my mind, I don't see the same level of basic fairness and human respect for right-wingers for Obama.  The whole "Michelle is a dude" thing is an example.

[Gd5150]

The whole "Michelle is a dude" thing is an example.

People say that? Who? It's a real shame people have such bad taste for the sake of humor when it's not even funny. It shows no imagination. Now saying "Michelle is an ape". That is funny and well worth the bad taste.

As for the OP, Obama being from Kenya is old news. The administration already cleared him when they released their Photoshopped version of his:
"American BURTH SERTIFICATE".

[pate]

I suppose I should look at the link before I cry out "So Completely True!"

[pate]

Totally opened the link, it had some sort of Googlespam/Yahoospam/Spamspam attached that had some sort of popup asking me to subscribe to the Democratic Party (for track or direction I could not ascertain) anyhow, I did have a look.

What I happened to 'see' clearly seemed like some sort of puff-piece making light of the idea that a president of the etats unis was elected without bona fides... I hate to mix French with latin but I am sure the discerning will see...

There seemed to be a "gentleman's agreement" in days of yore that such things never would occur...  But since George W. Bush's reign, regimes seems to have forgotten the concept of agreement gentleman/gentlemen....

Screed, say you!?!  First


THE POLICE - WRAPPED AROUND YOUR FINGER

shut up, you! 

-dammit- they are closing in...

No argument can prevail, the science is settled, I am here from the FUTURE!

bah

[FightTheFuture]

Totally opened the link, it had some sort of Googlespam/Yahoospam/Spamspam attached that had some sort of popup asking me to subscribe to the Democratic Party (for track or direction I could not ascertain) anyhow, I did have a look.

What I happened to 'see' clearly seemed like some sort of puff-piece making light of the idea that a president of the etats unis was elected without bona fides... I hate to mix French with latin but I am sure the discerning will see...

There seemed to be a "gentleman's agreement" in days of yore that such things never would occur...  But since George W. Bush's reign, regimes seems to have forgotten the concept of agreement gentleman/gentlemen....

Screed, say you!?!  First


THE POLICE - WRAPPED AROUND YOUR FINGER

shut up, you! 

-dammit- they are closing in...

No argument can prevail, the science is settled, I am here from the FUTURE!

bah

Shrooms?

[pate]

Trumpet, reishi, portobella, or morel.  I can make soup.

Mushroom soup for the stymied....

But that is just another ingredient for the Stone Soup...  To mask the flavor of the stone, I enjoy parsley as an herb, as a root it is somewhat overwhelming...  Have you tasted both?  One is almost ephemeral in a description of taste, the other is like licorice in heavy, add to the pot with care, I say!

Sage I think goes well with the 'shroom, as does bacon.  Not just any ham-handed pork but a heavily brined substitute.  Heavily (heavenly) brine is out of the question, too much nitrate has your heart all atwitter?  May I suggest Kosher salt sprinkled liberally on turk-bac fried in lard?  Too much?  So biscuits as god meant them to be and pies of any flavor are out of the question?

Sage and 'shroom, eh?

Is butter good?  Omit the sage.  Is salt good?  Is basic black (racist) pepper okay?  Don't load them down with that stuff you still need flour and buttermilk....  You ruin the flavor if you go with the buttermilk batter, but don't forget a base (baking powder or soda) to react with the acid of the buttermilk.  Sounds awful...  it is an alternative, perhaps with experimentation it could be fine (not a tempura batter which is foolish for 'shrooms... I digress...)

I just practically described fried mushrooms...

Why the soup?  Who asked for soup?  No soup for you!


The Best of The Soup Nazi

Oh yeah the argument, he's obviously Kenyan!

[Ruteger]

Actually, I am more interested in Obama's gold ring, and the islamic letters inscribed thereon.

http://www.wnd.com/2012/10/obamas-ring-there-is-no-god-but-allah/

[Yorkshire pud]

Actually, I am more interested in Obama's gold ring, and the islamic letters inscribed thereon.

http://www.wnd.com/2012/10/obamas-ring-there-is-no-god-but-allah/

I'm more interested that you keep away from sharp things and polite company. Oh, and you keep in touch with your psychiatrists.

[albrecht]

Actually, I am more interested in Obama's gold ring, and the islamic letters inscribed thereon.

http://www.wnd.com/2012/10/obamas-ring-there-is-no-god-but-allah/

This man of mystery is a lot more weird than simply an Islamic ring. Sure. He has some allegiance (as we've seen in support of "rebels" with Islam (in particularly Sunni and the more radical the better to wit his "rebels" now running amok in Syria and Iraq) but he also has many other weird beliefs. It wasn't only his early schooling in Islam and his upbringing in the predominantly Islamic country of Indonesia that influenced him. He was also raised by a cross-dressing nanny there, let's not forget and then mentored by a pornographer and communist- while at the same time attending a prestigious private school-  in Hawaii. Very weird.  Remember all the "lucky charms" he carried during his initial campaign? Even Time Magazine had pictures and profiles of it. All kinds of superstitious non-sense that was carried with him everywhere he went. Then there was that "witch blessing" of the White House before he moved in (Code Pink, witches, and Wiccans. A motley crew indeed.) Google that one because that one happened (though, honestly, I don't nkow if Obama approved really.) And the more bizarre claim that his mother-in-law doing voodoo or who knows what. (I don't buy that one but it was out there in the news.) He is a very, very weird character.
http://content.time.com/time/politics/whitehouse/photos/0,27424,1811278,00.html
http://content.time.com/time/politics/whitehouse/photos/0,27424,1811278,00.html

[Yorkshire pud]

This man of mystery is a lot more weird than simply an Islamic ring. Sure. He has some allegiance (as we've seen in support of "rebels" with Islam (in particularly Sunni and the more radical the better to wit his "rebels" now running amok in Syria and Iraq) but he also has many other weird beliefs. It wasn't only his early schooling in Islam and his upbringing in the predominantly Islamic country of Indonesia that influenced him. He was also raised by a cross-dressing nanny there, let's not forget and then mentored by a pornographer and communist- while at the same time attending a prestigious private school-  in Hawaii. Very weird.  Remember all the "lucky charms" he carried during his initial campaign? Even Time Magazine had pictures and profiles of it. All kinds of superstitious non-sense that was carried with him everywhere he went. Then there was that "witch blessing" of the White House before he moved in (Code Pink, witches, and Wiccans. A motley crew indeed.) Google that one because that one happened (though, honestly, I don't nkow if Obama approved really.) And the more bizarre claim that his mother-in-law doing voodoo or who knows what. (I don't buy that one but it was out there in the news.) He is a very, very weird character.
http://content.time.com/time/politics/whitehouse/photos/0,27424,1811278,00.html
http://content.time.com/time/politics/whitehouse/photos/0,27424,1811278,00.html

Superstitious nonsense wouldn't apply to Bush carrying a bible or saying that God sanctioned the invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan? Wiccans aren't evil (even if applied it to Obama-which I doubt because apparently he's a Muslim, oh wait).. Do you and Rugger, QK and PB just trawl the net to find any piece to fit a puzzle that the pieces can't shoe horn into?

[albrecht]

Superstitious nonsense wouldn't apply to Bush carrying a bible or saying that God sanctioned the invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan? Wiccans aren't evil (even if applied it to Obama-which I doubt because apparently he's a Muslim, oh wait).. Do you and Rugger, QK and PB just trawl the net to find any piece to fit a puzzle that the pieces can't shoe horn into?

Wait. I though your post on other thread mentioned how the British "civilised" and manipulated the other parts of the world including natural resource prices up to today. You still have an OFFICIAL church and even royalty! How can you say the institutions and beliefs that build your empire so you could "civilise" those nasty, backwards brown and black people be superstitious?

[Yorkshire pud]

Wait. I though your post on other thread mentioned how the British "civilised" and manipulated the other parts of the world including natural resource prices up to today. You still have an OFFICIAL church and even royalty! How can you say the institutions and beliefs that build your empire so you could "civilise" those nasty, backwards brown and black people be superstitious?

That we have it doesn't mean I subscribe to it; we live in a democracy not a theological tyranny. I'm an atheist so the church being there makes no difference to me one way or the other. I'm able to detach education and culture from any religious  faith.


When did I say that brown or black people were nasty and backward? I'm certain I didn't actually; in fact the indigenous Africans I've met were some of the most courteous, giving and friendly people I've ever met. Nasty wouldn't be my first response.

[albrecht]

That we have it doesn't mean I subscribe to it; we live in a democracy not a theological tyranny. I'm an atheist so the church being there makes no difference to me one way or the other. I'm able to detach education and culture from any religious  faith.


When did I say that brown or black people were nasty and backward? I'm certain I didn't actually; in fact the indigenous Africans I've met were some of the most courteous, giving and friendly people I've ever met. Nasty wouldn't be my first response.

I apologize. You said that they needed to be "civilised" or at least were "civilised" by British and European. That implies some defect in character or behavior initially.

[Yorkshire pud]

I apologize. You said, at least my implication, that they needed to be "civilised" or at least were "civilised" by British and European. That implies some defect in character or behavior initially.

Not a defect..I'd go as far as to say there are aspect of some 'uncivilised' cultures that we 'civilised' people could do well to heed and emulate. Much is made of Arabs and their primitive ways; but Bedouin tribes people are obliged by a code of honour to help a traveller, give them their own bed, feed and water them.   

How many of us would do that?

[albrecht]

Not a defect..I'd go as far as to say there are aspect of some 'uncivilised' cultures that we 'civilised' people could do well to heed and emulate. Much is made of Arabs and their primitive ways; but Bedouin tribes people are obliged by a code of honour to help a traveller, give them their own bed, feed and water them.   

How many of us would do that?

Have you seen the immigration policies of the western world countries and public dole roles? Often we, using the royal we, will give them a friggin HOUSE (not freehold) even in some countries (though, rightfully, there is beginning to be a backlash against our lavish immigration and social policies but recently we here in the States were hosting illegals in a modified resort: free lawyers, free medical, basketball court, flatscreen tvs in rooms, etc.)

[Yorkshire pud]

Have you seen the immigration policies of the western world countries and public dole roles? Often we, using the royal we, will give them a friggin HOUSE (not freehold) even in some countries (though, rightfully, there is beginning to be a backlash against our lavish immigration and social policies but recently we here in the States were hosting illegals in a modified resort: free lawyers, free medical, basketball court, flatscreen tvs in rooms, etc.)

Hmm, we (royal we) do it under duress, not because we feel honour bound; that's my point. Still, I'd guess we've taken far more from Africa over the years than we'd give to even a million African immigrants. Just a guess you understand.

[albrecht]

Hmm, we (royal we) do it under duress, not because we feel honour bound; that's my point. Still, I'd guess we've taken far more from Africa over the years than we'd give to even a million African immigrants. Just a guess you understand.

Yeah, I have no idea and I doubt it would be easy to get real figures but I'm not sure. Consider the aid $$ always sent to Africa, immigrants taken in by our (royal usage again) countries, cost of the crimes and racial animosity (and even wars) due to descendents of slaves and  immigrants, cost of educating and housing immigrants or slave descendents over centuries, diseases brought, health or religious workers going there to work and help, etc? Compared to the benefits taken from Africa (that, usually, was/is taken by private people or consortiums or royally connected types- not by the public at-large though we benefit (once price is fixed or demand is created.) Who knows? Call it a wash. If our countries, and culture, is so bad don't protest or commit crimes but simply move back. Otherwise get your act together.

[pate]

...Bedouin tribes people are obliged by a code of honour to help a traveller, give them their own bed, feed and water them.   

How many of us would do that?

As honoured guests?  I imagine most would dismiss those folks out of hand...  but then I don't find them often wandering around my parts, so for my neighbor's ignorance in that instance I find some sort of forgiveness, but ignorance in the primary...

[DanTSX]

http://m.theepochtimes.com/n3/1040514-obama-birth-certificate-kenyan-government-releases-obamas-real-birth-certificate-is-fake/

It's 100% horseshit, but a trifling detail like not being true has never stood in the way of Obama hateration before.  Expect the usual vuvuzela posts from the neocons here once they regain consciousness.

After 6 years of Obama administration incompetence, we don't really need the whole "Birther" thing as much as you do

But your effort to pull some mileage out of it is admirable. 

[pate]

No mileage, ye ha!


Elmo country songs ( yee-ha)

[pate]

That is so 'country' I laughed my ass off!

Ahmazing!

Ye ah ha!


Lee "Scratch" Perry - Yee Ha Ha Ha

& congrats!

[pate]

I also like this one:


Ol' Dirty Bastard-Shimmy Shimmy Ya

Yee haw!

[Ruteger]

Think on this - if Hussein was willing to release thousands upon thousands of illegals into this country to MURDER American children via their diseases, a fraudulent birth certificate means nothing.

Hussein Obama is a child-murderer and a criminal human-trafficker.

[eddie dean]

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[analog kid]

Actually, I am more interested in Obama's gold ring, and the islamic letters inscribed thereon.

http://www.wnd.com/2012/10/obamas-ring-there-is-no-god-but-allah/

Hahahaha!

[b_dubb]

Ruteger has forgotten to take his meds. This should be interesting.

I wonder if Ruteger is the creepy, homicidal maniac in Too Many Cooks.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

If the right is worried about immigrant children spreading disease, perhaps they shouldn't have complained so hard about detainment facilities being provided for the children so such things could be monitored and treated.