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Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #300 on: February 15, 2015, 02:22:44 AM »
No, Preston Nichols does not have hot oatmeal in his mouth.

He's three shits to the sheets.

So's Connie. What's your point?

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #301 on: February 15, 2015, 02:24:36 AM »
Preston Nichols:  "The little grays stank . . . they stank like fecal matter.  We sprayed 'em with Lysol."

"The stink was horrible."


Kinda like Jorch Noory on a good night.

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #302 on: February 15, 2015, 02:25:06 AM »
"Beats the crap out of me!" is always a good response.  I think I've found my new favorite guest.


Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #303 on: February 15, 2015, 02:25:44 AM »
The grays smelled like fecal matter.  This guy needs to be a regular.

This is define fly the best non-Knapp or Ian show since Dave Reuben's freak out.

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #304 on: February 15, 2015, 02:25:50 AM »
Quote of the night "beats the crap out of me" Hell, I don’t know" followed up by a severe  3 pack a day nicotine cough   (pretty much sums up the entire night doesn't it?)…..This can only rival the Infamous “Bugs” interview….

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #305 on: February 15, 2015, 02:25:52 AM »
They threw grey aliens in the shower and sprayed them with Lysol because they stunk so much.  Stunk like shit.

Nothing helped.

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #306 on: February 15, 2015, 02:25:52 AM »
"I don't care to get shot.  It hurts."
- Preston Nichols

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #307 on: February 15, 2015, 02:27:22 AM »
So much awkward silence...

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #308 on: February 15, 2015, 02:28:00 AM »
They threw grey aliens in the shower and sprayed them with Lysol because they stunk so much.  Stunk like shit.

Nothing helped.

Sounds like most Snorry shows.

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #309 on: February 15, 2015, 02:28:22 AM »
So much awkward silence...


How can you tell the difference?

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #310 on: February 15, 2015, 02:30:15 AM »
I wish I had a transcript of this to read aloud at parties.

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #311 on: February 15, 2015, 02:31:21 AM »
The callers should be interesting. 

Any chance we'll get a few more "Beats the crap outta me"s before it's all said and done?

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #312 on: February 15, 2015, 02:31:33 AM »
Connie told Preston to "hold that thought."


Good luck with that shit.

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #313 on: February 15, 2015, 02:31:37 AM »
"I don't care to get shot.  It hurts."
- Preston Nichols

Also shot by Montauk agents: Biggie and 2Pac.

Both currently imprisoned underground at Montauk with Jim Morrison.

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #314 on: February 15, 2015, 02:32:21 AM »

Connie Willis is awful.

She makes completely irrelevant comments that don't add anything. She doesn't seem to know the Montauk/Philadephia Experiment story too well. It's been a long time since the first books were released on it but that is no excuse.

When she said Tesla was a cool dude, it make me wish Jorch was host. Really, think about that.

At least Jorch can follow the index cards.

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #315 on: February 15, 2015, 02:33:26 AM »

I don't get it, did Jorch pick someone worse than him to make himself look good?

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #316 on: February 15, 2015, 02:33:52 AM »
At least Jorch can follow the index cards.

Maybe they randomly throw in hosts (and guests) like this to make Snoory's programs seem Godlike in comparison.

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #317 on: February 15, 2015, 02:34:51 AM »
I don't get it, did Jorch pick someone worse than him to make himself look good?

It would seem that we're both on the same track!

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #318 on: February 15, 2015, 02:37:26 AM »
I wish I had a transcript of this to read aloud at parties.

I've read Grant Morrison-written comics that weren't as insane as tonight's show.

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #319 on: February 15, 2015, 02:37:53 AM »
Connie doesn't do a lot for me, but I don't know there's much she can do with this guy. 

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #320 on: February 15, 2015, 02:39:02 AM »
I wish Preston would talk about blowing Jim Morrison in the underground facility.

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #321 on: February 15, 2015, 02:40:22 AM »
Connie Willis is awful.

She makes completely irrelevant comments that don't add anything. She doesn't seem to know the Montauk/Philadephia Experiment story too well. It's been a long time since the first books were released on it but that is no excuse.

When she said Tesla was a cool dude, it make me wish Jorch was host. Really, think about that.

At least Jorch can follow the index cards.

George would've been obsessed over what happened to all those young boys.

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #322 on: February 15, 2015, 02:41:51 AM »
I wish Preston would talk about blowing Jim Morrison in the underground facility.

So would Snorge

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #323 on: February 15, 2015, 02:43:39 AM »
George would've been obsessed over what happened to all those young boys.


Jorch would have already climaxed around seven times.

Tommy:  "Wow, George, did you spill a pint of Half and Half in your chair last night?"


Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #324 on: February 15, 2015, 02:47:24 AM »
Preston P. Nichols...and the P. stands for plastered

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #325 on: February 15, 2015, 02:48:13 AM »
Connie did use Supertramp's "Cannonball" as bumper music, along with the Manics. So at least she's got  that going for her.

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #326 on: February 15, 2015, 02:48:42 AM »
Connie:  "We've got a load of people waiting to talk to you."


Connie is the mistress of the idiotic, double-entendre-inducing burble.

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #327 on: February 15, 2015, 02:49:06 AM »
The bicycle horn just adds to the mood of this call.

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #328 on: February 15, 2015, 02:49:13 AM »
A drunk calling in to speak to a drunk?

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #329 on: February 15, 2015, 02:50:32 AM »
A drunk calling in to speak to a drunk?

Man, you stole my drunken thunder.