The Palin Family: Inbred hillbilly retards go wild!

[Yorkshire pud]

Maybe I got defensive.  Sometimes it's difficult to read intent on the internet.  I enjoy your insights. 

Let's get back to Palin.

What? Get back to her? Has she thrown open the doors to her secret garden?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

What? Get back to her? Has she thrown open the doors to her secret garden?

Let's hope not.

[DanTSX]

The younger Biden holds no office, GD.  Are we punishing the father for the sin of the son?

What official office does Sarah Palin hold?

[DanTSX]

You're confusing hatred with disgust, and Palin with the actual target of that disgust, which is folks like you.  I'm sure you're familiar with the emotion.  After all, Palin-huggers react to the "worshipping" of Obama in the same way as a dog who spots a squirrel.  Obama, you see, is merely a manifestly incompetent, media-genic empty suit.  So how is that not irrational hatred, and how does it differ from Palin?  Well, Obama didn't quit office for opportunistic financial reasons, breaking his solemn oath, so he must be a fuckin Socialist.  And few people mention how fuckable he is every time his name comes up.  With the neocons, there's always an excuse why what's okay for them is wrong when YOU do it.

Speaking of disgust, the way you guys drool about Palin as the apex of fuckability only serves to remind the rest of us what a typical neocon woman looks like.  Stereotypes exist for a reason, don't they?

And I could say much the same about Obama having a fairly decent list of achievements for a black guy who grew up in a broken home and was mostly raised by others.  Annnnnd also point out that you couldn't pack his lunch, achievements-wise.  But that would be hypocritical, and since I'm not a neocon, I try to avoid that kind of behaviour.

You just proved my point.

Thanks

[DanTSX]

OK, Hunter Biden has a nose candy issue. He's also 42 years old, a Yale JD, and rather successful in his own life.  If I was Joe Biden, I'd wouldn't be worried overly about comparisons to the dysfunctional Palin tribe and their wide trail of personal wreckage.

Going hillbilly in public once is a wide trail of personal wreckage?

Or do you mean by not aborting her mentally retarded child and actually raising it?

Prior to her VP run, Sarah has been extremely successful against a number of odds.  If she was ugly and had a D next to her ballot, you'd be selling her like a new religion.

[DanTSX]

I didn't want to pile it on, but sure, Palin is a narcissistic sociopath.

Most politicians are narcissistic sociopaths.

[West of the Rockies]

What official office does Sarah Palin hold?

Well, she does keep threatening to run for president, and Townhall keeps polling as to if people want her to run.

[DanTSX]

Well, she does keep threatening to run for president, and Townhall keeps polling as to if people want her to run.

And so does Snoop Dogg.  But you have a point.  Her free speech should be curtailed.  It makes people mad.

[West of the Rockies]

Oh, it's a free speech issue.  Well, let's shut that shit down!  New rule:  No more criticizing Sarah!

[DanTSX]

Oh, it's a free speech issue.  Well, let's shut that shit down!  New rule:  No more criticizing Sarah!

Is that what you got out of my statement? 

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Is that what you got out of my statement? 

Clue: if nobody understands what you mean, maybe it's YOU that's at fault for that.

And yeah, that's EXACTLY what I got out of it.

[DanTSX]

Clue: if nobody understands what you mean, maybe it's YOU that's at fault for that.

And yeah, that's EXACTLY what I got out of it.

I said:

"Her [Palin's] free speech should be curtailed"  (satire)

You got:

"Criticizing Palin should be illegal".

Wut???

This is completely contradictory from what I said in plain English, even if you had missed the satirical undertones.  But again, you are proving my point regarding your (assumed) normal rationality going out the window because you have Sarah Palin on the brain.

If Palin hit the news because she sent back a cold entrée to the kitchen, you'd be fixed to degrade her as much as you possibly could.

Show me on the Doll where Mean Sara Palin touched you......

[DanTSX]

QUICK EVERYONE!  DIRECT ACTION REQUIRED!

Sarah Palin and the Koch brothers are holed-up in their evil henchmen headquarters overlooking Russia on Little Diomede Island in the Bearing Sea, and are planning on sending out hillbilly teabag ninja seamstresses at night to sew up the vaginas of pregnant women while they sleep so that they cannot partake in their right to perform the sacrament of Abortion!

She has never accomplished anything in life, but is somehow in a position to stand on the throats of every woman worldwide and hold up the glass ceiling, herself working for far less than the average male conservative tea bag abortion-preventer. 

Your help in needed!  Please direct funds to your nearest first-term Senator for President campaign!  One of these constitutional scholars must know that abortion, the right to invade our southern border, the ability to marry your turtle, and free big screen TV's to all is a right to the residents of all 57 States!

Corporations shouldn't be allowed to do so well.  Thats bad because....well......Only some corporations should be able to do well.......


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[West of the Rockies]

I said:

"Her [Palin's] free speech should be curtailed"  (satire)

You got:

"Criticizing Palin should be illegal".

Wut???

This is completely contradictory from what I said in plain English, even if you had missed the satirical undertones.  But again, you are proving my point regarding your (assumed) normal rationality going out the window because you have Sarah Palin on the brain.

If Palin hit the news because she sent back a cold entrée to the kitchen, you'd be fixed to degrade her as much as you possibly could.

Show me on the Doll where Mean Sara Palin touched you......

Dan, I, too, was going for satire; I thought that was pretty evident.

[DanTSX]

Dan, I, too, was going for satire; I thought that was pretty evident.

I'm sure.

[VtaGeezer]

Going hillbilly in public once is a wide trail of personal wreckage?

Or do you mean by not aborting her mentally retarded child and actually raising it?

Prior to her VP run, Sarah has been extremely successful against a number of odds.  If she was ugly and had a D next to her ballot, you'd be selling her like a new religion.

Not having an abortion doesn't exactly qualify one for sainthood.  The Palin brood give hillbillies a bad name and have raised public's perception of the Kardassians as true talent. The only time since 1973 that I felt sympathy for John McCain was when I saw him on the campaign trail with Ma Sarah, her pregnant 16 y.o. and the Hockey Boy.  The elder Palin kids are 1 for 3 in finishing high school on time if at all, the eldest son was packed off to Michigan and into the army to avoid a juvie record in AK, and on and on it goes. Yep, salt of the earth.

[paladin1991]

And most or all of the loutish Kennedys are dead, forget about being in office, unlike the many, MANY neocons who have been caught diddling little boys while braying about sinful liberal fags.  Never mind that, though, all aboard the Hypocrisy Special!

Many?  How many?  And how many is 'many' ?

[paladin1991]

On the subject of Canadians, what is a Canuck?  (Who gives a Canuck?  What the Canuck? Canuck off!  Canuck you!)

It's the polite term for moose knuckle.

[paladin1991]

Show me on the Doll where Mean Sara Palin touched you......

Right here.

*points* 

At least, that's where she touched me in the movie in my head..... anyway.

Ummm, yeah.

[Quick Karl]

Show me on the Doll where Mean Sara Palin touched you......

Hilarious line! 

[Yorkshire pud]

Hilarious line! 

You wouldn't be laughing if she did touch you; well maybe after you'd shot her you would. You don't like women much do you son, not even missy hotlips Sarah.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Hilarious line! 

More hillbilly entertainment!

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[Yorkshire pud]

More hillbilly entertainment!

Hambone Brothers: Du tapage amusant - Douteux.org

I have to get a jacket like that. My wardrobe will then be complete.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I have to get a jacket like that. My wardrobe will then be complete.

Don't forget the bolo tie.  You'll be an American idiot before you know it!

[Yorkshire pud]

Don't forget the bolo tie.  You'll be an American idiot before you know it!

What is the origin of that? Spare boot laces and a shiny thing found in the back of a draw? Or too tight to buy a tie?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

More hillbilly entertainment!

It's still funny when Bender does it.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

What is the origin of that? Spare boot laces and a shiny thing found in the back of a draw? Or too tight to buy a tie?

They're for people who can't figure out how to tie a four in hand without injuring themselves.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I think I just found your Christmas present, Yorkie!  You'll be the hit of the hootenanny in this stylish little number that's the perfect complement to any ensemble.

http://www.theoldwestgallery.com/yorkie-pup-bolo-tie/

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[Yorkshire pud]

I think I just found your Christmas present, Yorkie!  You'll be the hit of the hootenanny in this stylish little number that's the perfect complement to any ensemble.

http://www.theoldwestgallery.com/yorkie-pup-bolo-tie/

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Ttthhatttt's..beautttttifullll.. <sniff> It'sss soo tttthoughtful buddy <sobbing with gratitude> ...Really, I ddddd on't know whhaaa.. <wailing uncontrollably and pouring snot out over my hands, wiping it on my sleeve>

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Ttthhatttt's..beautttttifullll.. <sniff> It'sss soo tttthoughtful buddy <sobbing with gratitude> ...Really, I ddddd on't know whhaaa.. <wailing uncontrollably and pouring snot out over my hands, wiping it on my sleeve>

Aw, geez.  I almost didn't say anything because I was afraid you'd go all to pieces.  Next year, I'm just going to surprise you.  Now wipe your nose and pull yourself together, man.