How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

[someguy]

idunno.  i guess i just don't get why someone would continue to use a forum when they don't like it, they don't like how it's run, and/or they don't like the people who regularly post there.  someguy opened his account nearly six years ago and yet here he is, letting all of us know what a shit box this place is.  ok.  i get it.  not everybody can like everything, and i'd go nuts to care.  if this place isn't your cup of tea, yet here you remain after almost six years, i think that says something about you.  let's just say, you probably have an extensive collection of name tags and hair nets.

hey, every forum needs someone to talk shit. plus it's good to laugh at how shitty the posters here are

[The General]

hey, every forum needs someone to talk shit. plus it's good to laugh at how shitty the posters here are

So you're doing us all a favor?  Jeez.  Hey, come down off the cross, buddy. 

[someguy]

So you're doing us all a favor?  Jeez.  Hey, come down off the cross, buddy.

sure am! you should be honoured that I'm such a long time member of this community

[Foodlion]

sure am! you should be honoured that I'm such a long time member of this community

2008 that's like back when most bellgabbers were still in diapers.

[McPhallus]

2008 that's like back when most bellgabbers were still in diapers.

I think a few still are.

[Bart Ell]

2008 that's like back when most bellgabbers were still in diapers.

You mean before most were in diapers.

[someguy]

2008 that's like back when most bellgabbers were still in diapers.

To be fair I expected to get banned a long time ago but it hasn't happened yet!

[MV/Liberace!]

You mean before most were in diapers.

heh heh

[someguy]

the love of art bell shall forever keep us together

[Foodlion]

You mean before most were in diapers.

The great thing about the internet...

You can learn just about anything.

[someguy]

I know we fight so much honey but we need to stay together for the sake of our little art bell

[The General]

You mean before most were in diapers.

Bart Ell, the Don Rickles of Bellgab.

[RealCool Daddio]

you have any stats for that?  because i do, just as i have had stats to refute everything you've said, but you have yet to acknowledge any of it.

i'll stop wasting my time on you.

I'm skeptical of your stats.  They are not settled science.  Numerous right wing websites and their members agree with me.

Ps: please delete the MV account.

[Bart Ell]

Bart Ell, the Don Rickles of Bellgab.

Dong Rinkles - German Scat Porn veteran and spinach activist.

[Foodlion]

I'm skeptical of your stats.  They are not settled science.  Numerous right wing websites and their members agree with me.

Ps: please delete the MV account.

MV already endorsed Hillary Clinton's vagina for '16 Presidency. Seems liberal enough for me.

[Bart Ell]

Stats seem juiced. Russian juiced.

[Camazotz Automat]

Awake has about five minutes to respond to my previous post or I'm warming up the rusty pickup truck.

Have I ever mentioned before to check out that license plate?

The dedication to detail... The craftsmanship... The laser-like love the prisoner emitted when he punched out that plate... He's a former gang member turned rapper while inside. He's known as Ulead PhotoImpact.  He's doing ten to twenty.

And you got something you want? You want BitCoin, Chinese food from that joint across from the prison, or an old school Primatene Mist inhaler?  You talk to Ulead PhotoImpact.

While I'm at it, I want everyone to know that the current members of Van Halen signed on here and were unceremoniously banned and deleted without anyone being the wiser.

Their next album WILL mention this site/MV in some manner.  Count on it.

(you may need to play something backward)

The five minutes begin.....   now, Awake.

[someguy]

While I'm at it, I want everyone to know that the current members of Van Halen signed on here and were unceremoniously banned and deleted without anyone being the wiser.

Their next album WILL mention this site/MV in some manner.  Count on it.

(you may need to play something backward)

we need to get David Oates on this pronto

[Mr. Fidget]

   I suggested MV delete my whole thread, as a gift to my antagonist's. I got a "no f'n way" in response, and it was no f'n problem. If I ever want to accomplish anything in a collaborative effort with big business... I may have to deal with that. I'd trade "awake" in a hot second... as that's not possible, I'll just live with it. I wouldn't want to work or associate with people who can't see that everyone needs an outlet... and sometimes the voltage does not match the strength of the circuit.
   The real answer to the question "Topic: How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?  (Read 573 times)" is...

That little [X] in the upper corner of your browser. It's location may vary depending on whether you got your hardware off a fruit tree. Mine is on the upper... right.

[someguy]

hi mr fidget

[someguy]

I hope you took your medicine today

[Camazotz Automat]

we need to get David Oates on this pronto

And R. Gary Patterson to document.

[b_dubb]

There should be a zipper in the back...

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General I recognize the skillz

[WOTR]

   Press Enter and hold the F11 key simultaneously, whilst yelling "fuck you, Internet" at the screen.

I tried that.  When it failed I smashed my computer repeatedly with a 10lb hammer until there was nothing left and l lay on my side sobbing and completely out of breath.  I knew at that point there was nothing left of the internet because the box was destroyed... When I got to work I discovered that the internet was just as I had left it.  Even my posts on Bellgab were intact!

How the hell do I delete my posts here?!?

If I were worried about "being associated" with this site, it wouldn't be about politics, but about general NSA flagging. And that's everywhere you go.  Thanks Bush-O-Bama.

(see what I did there?)

I do... And I liked it.

[paladin1991]

i said nothing of the kind, sir, and i'll ask that you not put words in my mouth.

Can I put them in a cunt bag?  I'll see if I have a noxious one.

[paladin1991]

I don't like all this foul language. You know George's granddaughter reads this site??

Does she read the really funny posts to Georgie?  I'd guess not myself, too many big words for to explain to Georgie.

[paladin1991]

Is that the niece you were trying to fix me up with?

[paladin1991]

idunno.  i guess i just don't get why someone would continue to use a forum when they don't like it, they don't like how it's run, and/or they don't like the people who regularly post there.  someguy opened his account nearly six years ago and yet here he is, letting all of us know what a shit box this place is.  ok.  i get it.  not everybody can like everything, and i'd go nuts to care.  if this place isn't your cup of tea, yet here you remain after almost six years, i think that says something about you.  let's just say, you probably have an extensive collection of name tags and hair nets.

Hey! HEy! HEY!  I AM a frycook!  It is an occupation with a long and distinguished history of service.  Remember that next time you order some fuckin fries with your Big Kahuna burger.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Onan, Thank you!  I see you as sort of a Sisyphus character

Onan, he called you a Sissy... (phus)

[MV/Liberace!]

Onan, he called you a Sissy... (phus)

I think awake is female.