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Started by MV/Liberace!, June 20, 2014, 04:56:20 PM

b_dubb

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on July 02, 2014, 10:12:24 AM
Does that mean some pork rectums have bones?  And if so, is a person who removes them called a pork rectum boner?
Fucking hysterical.  And disgusting. No lunch for me today.

Quote from: b_dubb on July 02, 2014, 10:14:43 AM
Fucking hysterical.  And disgusting. No lunch for me today.

Are you sure?  They're serving hot dogs.

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Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on July 02, 2014, 10:12:24 AM
Does that mean some pork rectums have bones?  And if so, is a person who removes them called a pork rectum boner?

I saw what you did there... ;)


Quote from: MV on July 02, 2014, 10:07:28 AM
The 1912 Olympics included a dueling pistols event.

Sucked to be the loser

Not going there, not going there, not going there...


Quote from: Bart Ell on June 30, 2014, 06:52:41 AMFemale kangaroos have three vaginas.

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on July 02, 2014, 10:34:04 AM

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Went there

b_dubb

Unscreened Caller sees patterns. And genitalia.

Yorkshire pud

The Earth is losing weight. It loses more than is deposited from space. Helium and Hydrogen are the escapees.

b_dubb

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on July 02, 2014, 12:24:42 PM
The Earth is losing weight. It loses more than is deposited from space. Helium and Hydrogen are the escapees.
Does Dr. Oz know about this?

Quote from: b_dubb on July 02, 2014, 11:19:29 AM
Unscreened Caller sees patterns. And genitalia.

When you combine the two, it's frightening.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: b_dubb on July 02, 2014, 01:48:44 PM
Does Dr. Oz know about this?

He does now; I called him, thanks for the reminder.

Quote from: jazmunda on July 02, 2014, 12:08:45 AM
A Galapagos tortoise that died in 2006 at Steve Irwin's Australia Zoo was originally owned as a pet by Charles Darwin in 1835.


When asked, the tortoise attributed his long life to a daily after-dinner cigar, and keeping his mind sharp doing crossword puzzles

jazmunda

Quote from: b_dubb on July 02, 2014, 01:48:44 PM
Does Dr. Oz know about this?

Whenever I see Dr. Oz I feel ashamed that he may mistakenly be associated with my country.

onan

Quote from: jazmunda on July 02, 2014, 05:02:18 PM
Whenever I see Dr. Oz I feel ashamed that he may mistakenly be associated with my country.

Odd, how we feel the same regarding you.

jazmunda

Quote from: onan on July 02, 2014, 05:09:06 PM
Odd, how we feel the same regarding you.

I'll either wear that as a badge of honor or cry myself to sleep again tonight.

Quote from: Bart Ell on July 01, 2014, 04:52:01 PM
The last to try and fail was at about 6 this morning. Seems like Niagara EMS is picking bodies out of the Niagara River daily this summer.

I have nothing to add but I think your avatar has tremendous hair...

wr250

Quote from: missing transmission on July 02, 2014, 05:50:31 PM
I have nothing to add but I think your avatar has tremendous hair...
but not quite up to RCH standards

Quote from: wr250 on July 02, 2014, 06:25:30 PM
but not quite up to RCH standards

If zoom in on RCHs hair you can almost see the glass cities that NASA is lying about


Yorkshire pud

Quote from: missing transmission on July 03, 2014, 02:28:03 PM
If zoom in on RCHs hair you can almost see the glass cities that NASA is lying about



I can zoom in and see the crass shit that Hoagland sees in his fevered mind..

Maybe. (Dab my brow someone...it's fevered)

Quote from: missing transmission on July 03, 2014, 02:28:03 PM
If zoom in on RCHs hair you can almost see the glass cities that NASA is lying about



Loud, sustained applause!  Give yourself a raise and take the weekend off with pay.

MV/Liberace!

There are two different Harrison Fords on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Yorkshire pud

Giraffes can't swim..neither can Hippos. Cats don't exceed their terminal velocity when they fall, it's why they land on their feet and live..as long as they're high enough to twist over and land on their feet.

The General

Red bell peppers are just ripe green bell peppers. 

Quote from: MV on July 03, 2014, 02:59:31 PM
There are two different Harrison Fords on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Now that's what I call a glitch in the Matrix.

There sure as hell better not be two different Englebert Humperdincks on the Hollywood Walk of Fame (or anywhere else for that matter.)

zeebo

Of course you know nothing rhymes with "orange".  But the same is also true for "purple" and "silver".

pate

A musician friend once told me that "door hinge" rhymes with "orange" but he said it was a form of doggerel

And that's a fact!

zeebo

Quote from: pate on July 03, 2014, 06:03:32 PM
A musician friend once told me that "door hinge" rhymes with "orange" but he said it was a form of doggerel

That's pretty damn close, wow.  Reminds me of the very first Letterman top 10 list (which in itself is it's own Nice Little Fact):

"Top 10 Things That Almost Rhyme With Peas."

10 - Heats
9  -  Rice
8  -  Moss
7  -  Ties
6  -  Needs
5  -  Lens
4  -  Ice
3  -  Nurse
2  -  Leaks
1  -  Meats

Quote from: pate on July 03, 2014, 06:03:32 PM
A musician friend once told me that "door hinge" rhymes with "orange" but he said it was a form of doggerel

Stone 'enge! - Spinal Tap 

Redheads feel pain differently.

jazmunda

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on July 03, 2014, 07:29:14 PM
Redheads feel pain differently.

Does emotional pain really count as pain? :P

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