Author Sgt Bergdahl comes home (finally)  (Read 24947 times)

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Re: Sgt Bergdahl comes home (finally)
« Reply #210 on: June 05, 2014, 06:54:35 PM »
Because their wearing duck hunting cammo?  Everyone knows that Haji don't hunt duck.

 ;D

Re: Sgt Bergdahl comes home (finally)
« Reply #211 on: June 05, 2014, 06:57:08 PM »
;D
Wicked avatar.  Some folks here are peeing their panties already.

Re: Sgt Bergdahl comes home (finally)
« Reply #212 on: June 05, 2014, 06:57:15 PM »
Because their wearing duck hunting cammo?  Everyone knows that Haji don't hunt duck.
So bearded Bergdahl Sr., a ginger yet, in a blue shirt w/tie and khakis, looks more like a jihadi than those guys?  You bet.


Re: Sgt Bergdahl comes home (finally)
« Reply #213 on: June 05, 2014, 07:03:41 PM »
While I certainly criticize the government and military, especially the politicians and bureaucrats, but I'm happy that this kid is returning home to his family. And how do we know we don't have a plan? If I was working at Gitmo or in the upper-hierarchy I would do clever things. Like upon release of this five "leak" out how we have gotten key information from them under interrogation (even if not true) to sow discord and distrust into the enemy camp. Put qsome RFID tag on them and track them to their lair. Or even inject them with an isotope or biological that will eventually kill them and/or kill those around them. If I was truly evil one could design the biological with a genetic component and take out their whole clan or tribe.
yes, I had a passing thought about the Rfid tactic. And rather than  have the men know about it have them rendered unconscious and have the RFID tags inserted into the body well they are unconscious. Could be very helpful in future tracking of the terrorists. But you took it a   couple steps further which was interesting.

Re: Sgt Bergdahl comes home (finally)
« Reply #214 on: June 05, 2014, 07:05:29 PM »
yes, I had a passing thought about the Rfid tactic. And rather than  have the men know about it have them rendered unconscious and have the RFID tags inserted into the body well they are unconscious. Could be very helpful in future tracking of the terrorists. But you took ait  couple steps further which was interesting.
That's because he used to work for....THE MAN.

Re: Sgt Bergdahl comes home (finally)
« Reply #215 on: June 05, 2014, 07:09:10 PM »
So bearded Bergdahl Sr., a ginger yet, in a blue shirt w/tie and khakis, looks more like a jihadi than those guys?  You bet.
i dunno. they all look alike to me. beards can be that way ya know. does that make me a racist? speaking of racist... if i believe they are superior, does that mean i can dress in cammo too?

Re: Sgt Bergdahl comes home (finally)
« Reply #216 on: June 05, 2014, 07:14:54 PM »
i dunno. they all look alike to me. beards can be that way ya know. does that make me a racist? speaking of racist... if i believe they are superior, does that mean i can dress in cammo too?
I won't even bring up Billy Gibbon and Frank..err...Beard.

ZZTop
« Reply #217 on: June 05, 2014, 07:21:29 PM »
Someone 'splane to me why Bergdahl's father "looks like a Moslem" to many on the right but the Robertson bunch doesn't.



I could not resist:

Re: Sgt Bergdahl comes home (finally)
« Reply #218 on: June 05, 2014, 07:23:52 PM »
Those Duck Dynasty sorts don't look so much Muslim as they look like fucking twats.

I saw 10 minutes of one episode and can confirm they are fucking twats, rather than Muslim.


Re: Sgt Bergdahl comes home (finally)
« Reply #219 on: June 05, 2014, 08:08:34 PM »
I find this rhetoric about soldiers being at increased risk of kidnapping and being held for ransom to be exactly that: increased rhetoric.

There are a variety of technological means to make life an utter living hell for anyone so foolish as to attempt to extort money and/or concessions from the U.S. Military. Christ, have any of you ever seen Burn Notice? That is just one Michael.

Who exactly are these fucking pussies who are whining about this issue, anyway? "Oh, oh, I'm a member of the most elite, most heavily equipped, most technologically trained and sophisticated military force in the history of the known world, but I'm a-skeered ima gonna get caught!!"

Yeah, I just bet you are, you MiniProp CorpFasc Shill.

Re: Sgt Bergdahl comes home (finally)
« Reply #220 on: June 05, 2014, 10:30:14 PM »
Sure thing. Kidnapping and hostage taking have never occurred to the Islamists.


Before, they knew we didn't trade terrorists for hostages.  Now they know we will.


Re: Sgt Bergdahl comes home (finally)
« Reply #221 on: June 05, 2014, 10:32:54 PM »

Before, they knew we didn't trade terrorists for hostages.  Now they know we will.
yeah we have never traded with terrorists for hostages before  ::)

Re: Sgt Bergdahl comes home (finally)
« Reply #222 on: June 05, 2014, 10:36:16 PM »
Just when I thought the rhetoric could not increase any further, it does. Inexpressibly.

::)  <-- look, it's like a conga line! Who's with us???

Re: Sgt Bergdahl comes home (finally)
« Reply #223 on: June 05, 2014, 10:38:29 PM »
Just when I thought the rhetoric could not increase any further, it does. Inexpressibly.

::)  <-- look, it's like a conga line! Who's with us???

wow, another inconsequential, snarky, worthless interjection, by Jackstar.

Re: Sgt Bergdahl comes home (finally)
« Reply #224 on: June 05, 2014, 10:47:11 PM »
wow, another inconsequential, snarky, worthless interjection, by Jackstar.
He's the new forum Falkie.
Falkie 2.0?
Turbo Falkie?
Manic Falkie?
...


Re: Sgt Bergdahl comes home (finally)
« Reply #225 on: June 05, 2014, 10:57:39 PM »
That really could have been the start of something amazing, and then you had to go and ruin it. I'm going to go stand on a street corner and cry into my pillow.



Re: Sgt Bergdahl comes home (finally)
« Reply #227 on: June 05, 2014, 11:48:25 PM »
It took John McCain ten years to be elected to Congress, after being released. There's plenty of time to work on the Bergdahl campaign slogans.

Re: Sgt Bergdahl comes home (finally)
« Reply #228 on: June 06, 2014, 12:31:40 AM »
He's the new forum Falkie.

Didn't Falkie have walls of texts and dumbass .gifs posted by other people?

Lord, please don't subject me to having to put up with that dumb shit again.  It got to the point where the .gifs made it feel like it was slowing my computer down...

Re: Sgt Bergdahl comes home (finally)
« Reply #229 on: June 06, 2014, 01:56:13 AM »
What's interesting (to me) is that the entire Falkie meltdown happened while I was temporarily away from the forum.

What I remember is that he was posting his little videos, and I said, "dude, you really should use a green screen. It's off the shelf technology. This isn't going to end well..." And then I took off, to engage in other pursuits.

Cunnilingus was involved. When I got back, Falkie was the absent forum legend! I still haven't the foggiest what transpired, and frankly, I like it that way--I am not bragging, but that was a fucking trainwreck on the way coming.

Anyway, I don't know what Pussygrin's problem is, or really, anyone else's--this isn't the first time around the mulberry bush for me. I know better than to ask questions that I do not wish to know the answers to. Let me tell you how it goes. Everyone with a heart or a sack, they either walk it off, or they message me, and they discover over time, that, lo! I am a wonderful person! Everyone else wanders around with their passive aggressive lump of coal up their ass, they walk around funny for about a week, then they shit out their lump of coal, discover that diamonds take longer than a week to make, then they blame me for not being a diamond magnate.

I've seen this kind of thing before. Did I mention that? Maybe it is me. Yeah, probably. It can't possibly be all of the mothers I have dated.

Re: Sgt Bergdahl comes home (finally)
« Reply #230 on: June 06, 2014, 10:46:28 AM »
What's interesting (to me) is that the entire Falkie meltdown happened while I was temporarily away from the forum.

What I remember is that he was posting his little videos, and I said, "dude, you really should use a green screen. It's off the shelf technology. This isn't going to end well..." And then I took off, to engage in other pursuits.

Cunnilingus was involved. When I got back, Falkie was the absent forum legend! I still haven't the foggiest what transpired, and frankly, I like it that way--I am not bragging, but that was a fucking trainwreck on the way coming.

Anyway, I don't know what Pussygrin's problem is, or really, anyone else's--this isn't the first time around the mulberry bush for me. I know better than to ask questions that I do not wish to know the answers to. Let me tell you how it goes. Everyone with a heart or a sack, they either walk it off, or they message me, and they discover over time, that, lo! I am a wonderful person! Everyone else wanders around with their passive aggressive lump of coal up their ass, they walk around funny for about a week, then they shit out their lump of coal, discover that diamonds take longer than a week to make, then they blame me for not being a diamond magnate.

I've seen this kind of thing before. Did I mention that? Maybe it is me. Yeah, probably. It can't possibly be all of the mothers I have dated.

Rambling, multi-paragraph, barely lucid, you really are the new Falkie.

Re: Sgt Bergdahl comes home (finally)
« Reply #231 on: June 06, 2014, 10:51:09 AM »
He's the new forum Falkie.
Falkie 2.0?
Turbo Falkie?
Manic Falkie?
...


Falkenstein? ;D

Re: Sgt Bergdahl comes home (finally)
« Reply #232 on: June 06, 2014, 11:01:00 AM »

Cunnilingus was involved.

Anyway, I don't know what Pussygrin's problem is, or really, anyone else's--this isn't the first time around the mulberry bush for me. I know better than to ask questions that I do not wish to know the answers to. Let me tell you how it goes. Everyone with a heart or a sack, they either walk it off, or they message me, and they discover over time, that, lo! I am a wonderful person! Everyone else wanders around with their passive aggressive lump of coal up their ass, they walk around funny for about a week, then they shit out their lump of coal, discover that diamonds take longer than a week to make, then they blame me for not being a diamond magnate.
Yeah.  Early on the Jackwad and I PM'd and found out that we have more in common than not.  We passed our lumps and compared.  We  ooooh'd and aaaaaah'd over the various facets and then reinsertd our lumps.  (Our own lumps in our own asses.  Don't be gross.)

As for cunnilingus ?  At no time did I ever go down on The Jackwad.  He did however go down on me, but then he would have said fellatio wouldn't he?

And oh yes, he is Mr. Wonderful.  He is so expressive and ...... sensitive, ...... I would like us all to call him Mr. FAAAAB-ulous.

Re: Sgt Bergdahl comes home (finally)
« Reply #233 on: June 06, 2014, 11:02:41 AM »
The unavoidable irony being the obvious fact that people who walk around calling themselves 'wonderful' generally are not.

Re: Sgt Bergdahl comes home (finally)
« Reply #234 on: June 06, 2014, 11:52:09 AM »

Before, they knew we didn't trade terrorists for hostages.  Now they know we will.
Oh, spot on Papes! You're right, I mean, it's not like they figured out how to blow up the Khobar towers, bomb our embassies or hijack jetliners and crash them into the Pentagon!  Stupid fucks!  We had them snowed on our St. Reagan's pledge not to trade with terrorists!
Curses on Obama for revealing this deep, strongly protected, always-adhered-to secret to these unknowing bastards!!

Re: Sgt Bergdahl comes home (finally)
« Reply #235 on: June 06, 2014, 12:55:14 PM »
Oh, spot on Papes! You're right, I mean, it's not like they figured out how to blow up the Khobar towers, bomb our embassies or hijack jetliners and crash them into the Pentagon!  Stupid fucks!  We had them snowed on our St. Reagan's pledge not to trade with terrorists!
Curses on Obama for revealing this deep, strongly protected, always-adhered-to secret to these unknowing bastards!!


I noticed your hero managed to get through an entire day without committing treason yesterday.  What, did he take the day off?

Re: Sgt Bergdahl comes home (finally)
« Reply #236 on: June 06, 2014, 12:56:44 PM »

I noticed your hero managed to get through an entire day without committing treason yesterday.  What, did he take the day off?

 ;D

Re: Sgt Bergdahl comes home (finally)
« Reply #237 on: June 06, 2014, 12:57:53 PM »
So long as the terrorists don't work out that white westerners aren't gods and that we can be killed.


Re: Sgt Bergdahl comes home (finally)
« Reply #238 on: June 06, 2014, 12:59:40 PM »
So long as the terrorists don't work out that white westerners aren't gods and that we can be killed.

Kelt, if you so obviously loathe yourself and what you stand for, don't go projecting on everyone else.

K?

Re: Sgt Bergdahl comes home (finally)
« Reply #239 on: June 06, 2014, 01:03:44 PM »
On the contrary I think I'm great fun :)

My only real regret is that I can't go drinking with myself.

You, on the other hand, seem like a very angry man.

From what little I've read I suspect you're a beater.

That's not cool, man.