I noticed that that banner appeared right after I posted the above post some time ago, and I wondered if it had been inspired by my post. I don't want a medal, but here's what I do want:
1) The entire cast of Riverdance to dance at my daughter's wedding. I don't have a daughter.
2) Well-known radio talk show host George Noory to experience uncontrollable flatulence on the air.
3) Mischa Barton's hand in marriage. Not the rest of 'er, just 'er 'and.
M, still holding out for that big "The O.C." reunion