The Duck Adventure

Chaim · March 28, 2014, 11:52:02 PM

A Boring Day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOHjvhxx2Ew&list=UUO5AjtysOlhqxaYlFZZjXYQ
nothing going on. most boring episode EVER.
Mat is watching ducks in the shower
He promises though to raise 2500 ducks very soon, or maybe not so soon, in order to create an ecological desaster-zone on the lake, with ducks shitting all over the place and destroying the natural balance.

b_dubb · April 04, 2014, 12:06:59 PM

The End

Chaim · April 13, 2014, 08:07:09 AM

Ducks are not dead yet!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpwggbdr3y8
just started watching this episode, so I can't tell you if Mat's torturing any animals here.

Chaim · April 13, 2014, 09:51:25 AM

Quote from: b_dubb on April 04, 2014, 12:06:59 PM
The End

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KvdtYWlkP4
Thank you for your support, my friend!
I am happy to tell you that MAt has made a video extra for you.
Enjoy ducks in the rainstorm!
Shalom

b_dubb · April 13, 2014, 10:40:16 AM

Quote from: Chaim on April 13, 2014, 09:51:25 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KvdtYWlkP4
Thank you for your support, my friend!
I am happy to tell you that MAt has made a video extra for you.
Enjoy ducks in the rainstorm!
Shalom

Just in time for Easter

Mind Flayer Monk · April 16, 2014, 04:49:17 AM

UFOs, Zecharia Sitchin, and Ducks

http://youtu.be/Dq7x94f5Gmc

Chaim · April 16, 2014, 10:45:26 AM

OMG! Miss Icecovy is LAME again!

http://youtu.be/xB93gtopw3A
Will Mat have to exterminate her after all? Maybe even in this episode?
The suspense is killing me (not finished watching yet).

Chaim · April 20, 2014, 05:59:20 AM

FREEDOM!

http://youtu.be/XpU0rt-ZiMA
Mat's pavlovian duck experiment has resulted in the ducks not even wanting to leave the Duck Fema-Camp after the fence is gone...
Fascinating! Just like Art Bell Fans.

Chaim · April 21, 2014, 05:26:39 PM

do the ultra-violent
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must watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB93gtopw3A
happy duck easter!

Chaim · April 25, 2014, 10:44:06 AM

Mat's new dog "Dug" gets electrocuted

http://youtu.be/iKRtDeUEAqw
what a braindead name for a dog, especially in this situation

Foodlion · April 25, 2014, 11:16:38 AM

http://www.cbs12.com/news/top-stories/stories/pet-duck-attack-leads-neighbors-275000-injury-lawsuit-15228.shtml?hot=3

QUACK!

Chaim · May 04, 2014, 08:32:55 AM

Racist & Antisemite Mat implements racial segregation in the duck Fema camp!

http://youtu.be/d-NrndP9Rgo
Mat observes "ducks are depressed!" after he banned interracial sex between the Negro/Chinaman/White ducks.

Chaim · May 09, 2014, 11:31:15 AM

Da Incubator from China

http://youtu.be/XxvEGFTVuQc
as usual with chinese products - it's damaged.

Chaim · May 13, 2014, 08:44:45 PM

Good morning everybody!

http://youtu.be/63xwRJiWPO4

b_dubb · May 14, 2014, 10:20:34 AM

The Dick Adventure goes on and on and on

Chaim · May 14, 2014, 10:31:50 AM

Quote from: b_dubb on May 14, 2014, 10:20:34 AM
The Dick Adventure goes on and on and on

I think because quacking ducks are telling more truth than Richard Hoagland and most other guests. Glad you enjoy the show!

Chaim · May 15, 2014, 01:42:29 AM

24 days hatching started for 500+ ducks and a dozen geese

http://youtu.be/nUhY6nQN3Vg

Chaim · May 21, 2014, 07:48:26 AM

Made in China

http://youtu.be/G2u2dELrRG0
lives up to its reputation again

Mind Flayer Monk · May 26, 2014, 09:12:15 AM

This is the only safe place to post on Bellgab these days.

onan · May 26, 2014, 12:09:15 PM

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on May 26, 2014, 09:12:15 AM
This is the only safe place to post on Bellgab these days.

aaahh whaddyu know... I bet you like milk.

b_dubb · May 26, 2014, 03:26:37 PM

you could probably post your social security number here and no one would see it. my friend at google tells me that they've modified there crawler so as not to index this thread

Chaim · May 28, 2014, 01:07:21 PM

here's mine. now you show yours!

Chaim · May 28, 2014, 01:42:10 PM

cruel Mat stepping on his dogs foot again!

http://youtu.be/61Z_hr37d_Q
not really worth seeing otherwise.

Chaim · June 06, 2014, 08:19:49 PM

http://youtu.be/OHykeOAZgeo
featuring a Duck without eyeballs, and Mat's dog has a lame foot.

West of the Rockies · June 07, 2014, 10:46:56 AM

No one cares except you.

Chaim · June 08, 2014, 09:22:39 AM

Quote from: West of the Rockies on June 07, 2014, 10:46:56 AM
No one cares except you.

Thank you!
I know, you infidels don't even care about Jesus himself, that's why your civilization is going to hell, damn rastahippies. Not saying that Jesus is the man, but at least it's an ethos.

Foodlion · June 08, 2014, 10:20:16 AM

Quote from: Chaim on June 08, 2014, 09:22:39 AM
Thank you!
I know, you infidels don't even care about Jesus himself, that's why your civilization is going to hell, damn rastahippies. Not saying that Jesus is the man, but at least it's an ethos.

Right on.

McPhallus · June 08, 2014, 10:45:00 AM

Quote from: Chaim on June 06, 2014, 08:19:49 PM

http://youtu.be/OHykeOAZgeo
featuring a Duck without eyeballs, and Mat's dog has a lame foot.

I'm starting to think this is some kind of weird fetish.

Chaim · June 08, 2014, 05:00:38 PM

good news!
Duck Adventure is slowly getting more popular than even Art Bell!

Chaim · June 08, 2014, 05:02:18 PM

last