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Re: Saw Art yesterday
« Reply #90 on: January 10, 2014, 01:14:33 PM »
Wait, this thread is making me have some brain thinkings. Has anybody ever actually seen Art Bell and Chuck Norris together at the same time?

Re: Saw Art yesterday
« Reply #91 on: January 10, 2014, 01:17:13 PM »
Wait, this thread is making me have some brain thinkings. Has anybody ever actually seen Art Bell and Chuck Norris together at the same time?

Art Bell and Chuck Norris can't be seen in the same room together.

Re: Saw Art yesterday
« Reply #92 on: January 10, 2014, 01:22:16 PM »
Wow! This thread took off...Fuckin' weirdos. hahahaha

Vaguely lovable hater weirdos.  That's us.


Re: Saw Art yesterday
« Reply #93 on: January 10, 2014, 01:23:54 PM »
Art once made me drink a bottle of Brut Faberge'. He told me to lie down quietly in the corner and turn my radio down...I don't remember much after that...


Re: Saw Art yesterday
« Reply #94 on: January 10, 2014, 01:42:37 PM »
Too soon?

Re: Saw Art yesterday
« Reply #95 on: January 10, 2014, 02:00:57 PM »
Art once made me drink a bottle of Brut Faberge'. He told me to lie down quietly in the corner and turn my radio down...I don't remember much after that...

Hoagland must have been pissed at Art for swiping his Brut.  I can't decide whether Hoagie is a Brut or Hai Karate fan.  Or maybe Old Spice?  He does have that kind of nautical Capt. Nemo or Moby Dickish-Ahab look.


Re: Saw Art yesterday
« Reply #96 on: January 10, 2014, 02:16:25 PM »
Hoagland must have been pissed at Art for swiping his Brut.  I can't decide whether Hoagie is a Brut or Hai Karate fan.  Or maybe Old Spice?  He does have that kind of nautical Capt. Nemo or Moby Dickish-Ahab look.



You leave Dick out of this! This is my fantasy! Wah!

Re: Saw Art yesterday
« Reply #97 on: January 10, 2014, 02:22:19 PM »
You leave Dick out of this!
Where have I heard this before?


Re: Saw Art yesterday
« Reply #99 on: January 10, 2014, 02:59:30 PM »
You leave Dick out of this!

Where have I heard this before?

At a lesbian convention. Boom Tish.

Re: Saw Art yesterday
« Reply #100 on: January 10, 2014, 03:22:46 PM »
You can see Art in every one of Falkies vids.  He's in amongst the boxfans playin with da kittys

Re: Saw Art yesterday
« Reply #101 on: January 10, 2014, 04:48:13 PM »
Last night I was at the bunny ranch and I saw Art there. When I left the ranch, Art gave me the clap.
You also?  Fucking two timer!

Re: Saw Art yesterday
« Reply #102 on: January 10, 2014, 06:57:40 PM »
You also?  Fucking two timer!
Yeah its sucks that I got the clap from Art.

Re: Saw Art yesterday
« Reply #103 on: January 10, 2014, 07:32:40 PM »
I saw Art yesterday on the train. I said, Hey mang where you heading to ese?

Vegas, he said. But this train don't go to Vegas, I said.

No, but Vegas will come to this train, said he.

Next thing I knew he blurted out that he had to hurry because he had a show to not do. Bolting out a cargo door he and ran off into the ocean of the desert.

Re: Saw Art yesterday
« Reply #104 on: January 10, 2014, 11:17:24 PM »
Hey mang where you heading to ese?


Haha

Re: Saw Art yesterday
« Reply #105 on: January 11, 2014, 01:04:21 AM »
Art swims in my pool after dark. He thinks we don't see him. I'm positive he takes a leak in my garden before leaving.

Re: Saw Art yesterday
« Reply #106 on: January 11, 2014, 01:19:35 AM »
Art Bell ripped me off on a used plasma TV.

Re: Saw Art yesterday
« Reply #107 on: January 11, 2014, 01:21:54 AM »
Art Bell ripped me off on a used plasma TV.

He he. Sucker. Hope he signed it.

Re: Saw Art yesterday
« Reply #108 on: January 11, 2014, 02:03:53 AM »
He he. Sucker. Hope he signed it.
How else would he know it's official...unless it falls apart in 3 days or 6-7 weeks of viewing...

Re: Saw Art yesterday
« Reply #109 on: January 11, 2014, 02:31:59 AM »
Art swims in my pool after dark. He thinks we don't see him. I'm positive he takes a leak in my garden before leaving.
Hmm... Bravo for Art, at least he doesn't pee in the pool! I think he left a used condom floating in the hot tub though. 
Kidding... Art doesn't wear condoms.  Birth protection is women's work ;)

Re: Saw Art yesterday
« Reply #110 on: January 11, 2014, 03:22:16 AM »
I saw Art in my backyard with my pet cat. He told me that he is taking my cat. I said "Ok Art, I hope you have a lot of money because my cat eats a lot of food." He said" Don't worry dude, I sold Coast to Coast am for a ton of money so George Noory can Wreak my baby."  I just hope Art enjoys my cat because my cat is a very big pussy cat. Its a Tiger. I know that Art loves stuff from Asia.

Re: Saw Art yesterday
« Reply #111 on: January 11, 2014, 03:30:38 AM »
It gets awkward at times.  Art and I being together in the same room at the same time. 

Cuz it's my bathroom. 

Re: Saw Art yesterday
« Reply #112 on: January 11, 2014, 10:17:56 AM »
When I'm asleep, Art whispers random numbers into my ear...
Oddly enough....I wake up afterwards and see 42 everywhere... 

Re: Saw Art yesterday
« Reply #113 on: January 11, 2014, 12:43:38 PM »
December 1942

The snow had started unexpectedly several hours ago.  It wasn't the fluffy, festive kind.  It was the cold, wet snow that chilled you to the bone.  The bus slid into the stop, splattering my silk stockings and heels with slush.  Shivering, I reached into my pocket, searching for the nickle fare. Finding it, I gripped it tightly, knowing I'd never see it again if I dropped it into the slush and mud.  I darted out of the way as the weary factory workers and secretaries disembarked en masse, eager to get home and turn on their radios to hear the latest news on the war. 

I saw him before he saw me. He was the last passenger off the bus. His fedora was tilted and hid some of his features, but I knew it was him. He looked like I felt, tired.  As he reached the bottom step, he paused and pulled out a crinkled pack of Chesterfields and lit one. Taking a long drag, he exhaled with obvious pleasure. “Wanna take a ride, Doll?” he asked, his voice rough from the cigarettes and a long day of work.  Reminiscing on our last six-week relationship, I shook my head sadly and replied,  “No, I just want to go home.” Nonplussed, he paused and pulled up the collar of his trench coat and started walking away.  He stopped and said, “Perhaps we'll meet again somewhere in time.” He continued down the dimly lit path, never looking back.


Re: Saw Art yesterday
« Reply #114 on: January 11, 2014, 01:01:40 PM »
“Wanna take a ride, Doll?” he asked, his voice rough from the cigarettes and a long day of work.  Reminiscing on our last six-week relationship, I shook my head sadly and replied,  “No, I just want to go home.” Nonplussed, he paused and pulled up the collar of his trench coat and started walking away.  He stopped and said, “Perhaps we'll meet again somewhere in time.”

+10

Re: Saw Art yesterday
« Reply #115 on: January 11, 2014, 01:03:43 PM »
December 1942

The snow had started unexpectedly several hours ago.  It wasn't the fluffy, festive kind.  It was the cold, wet snow that chilled you to the bone.  The bus slid into the stop, splattering my silk stockings and heels with slush.  Shivering, I reached into my pocket, searching for the nickle fare. Finding it, I gripped it tightly, knowing I'd never see it again if I dropped it into the slush and mud.  I darted out of the way as the weary factory workers and secretaries disembarked en masse, eager to get home and turn on their radios to hear the latest news on the war. 

I saw him before he saw me. He was the last passenger off the bus. His fedora was tilted and hid some of his features, but I knew it was him. He looked like I felt, tired.  As he reached the bottom step, he paused and pulled out a crinkled pack of Chesterfields and lit one. Taking a long drag, he exhaled with obvious pleasure. “Wanna take a ride, Doll?” he asked, his voice rough from the cigarettes and a long day of work.  Reminiscing on our last six-week relationship, I shook my head sadly and replied,  “No, I just want to go home.” Nonplussed, he paused and pulled up the collar of his trench coat and started walking away.  He stopped and said, “Perhaps we'll meet again somewhere in time.” He continued down the dimly lit path, never looking back.

Bravo

Re: Saw Art yesterday
« Reply #116 on: January 11, 2014, 01:19:26 PM »
When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like pizza rolls in his hands without paying.


you lost me at the pizza rolls.  That's somebody else's thing!!

Re: Saw Art yesterday
« Reply #117 on: January 11, 2014, 03:11:03 PM »
I saw Art at a Highwaymen concert. He was the fifth Highwayman, the one who fell off a satellite and will return, return, return one day

Re: Saw Art yesterday
« Reply #118 on: January 11, 2014, 03:34:34 PM »
I saw Art at a Highwaymen concert. He was the fifth Highwayman, the one who fell off a satellite and will return, return, return one day

when i see your avatar in my peripheral vision, it looks like themudking's avatar for like .2 seconds.

edit... well, he changed his avatar, so...

Re: Saw Art yesterday
« Reply #119 on: January 11, 2014, 04:03:50 PM »
when i see your avatar in my peripheral vision, it looks like themudking's avatar for like .2 seconds.

edit... well, he changed his avatar, so...

not only is he ginger, but he's a copycat, goddammit