The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Inglorious Bitch]

I too was awakened

LOL

[Inglorious Bitch]

The client pays good money to have your undivided attention (5 bucks for 15 minutes,  nothing up the ass). I think that hobo might well ask for a refund if you keep messing around with your phone.

STFU

[paladin1991]

Well, I guess I must have pegged you wrong.

Heh.  It's all in the technique, young stuff.  You have to brush your lips across the back of his neck at the initial stage.  It gentles him down.  Ever hear a Digital pig whinny?  You will if you ride him gentle.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

it's hard to type on a phone while holding onto a pole.

I'm sure whomever's pole you have in your clutches would prefer that you wrap things up before taking any phone calls.

On the subway she's doing this.  The whole city of New Yawk has devolved into one big jackrabbit-paced dry handjob. 

[paladin1991]

Someone said something about working a pole? *ears perked*

At ease, soldier.  It's not as gay as it sounds.  This being the Felchie thread and all. 

[SredniVashtar]

Senda was inspired by the great one, Jason Callan, so he tried a food review.

It's not only Callan he copies.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiD-n7ewvGo

[SredniVashtar]

On the subway she's doing this. 

I think that might be a yoofamizzum. "Wouldya like to ride my subway, big boy? etc" Try to keep up.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I think that might be a yoofamizzum. "Wouldya like to ride my subway, big boy? etc" Try to keep up.

Well then, wouldn't she be talking about the Holland Tunnel, then?  If not the Grand Canyon?

[SredniVashtar]

Well then, wouldn't she be talking about the Holland Tunnel, then?  If not the Grand Canyon?

Judging from the user reviews she scores high for punctuality and cleanliness (relatively speaking), but the overall experience tends to rely heavily on baseball analogies. She ought to consider changing her name to 'Inglorious Mitt'.

[paladin1991]

Judging from the user reviews she scores high for punctuality and cleanliness (relatively speaking), but the overall experience tends to rely heavily on baseball analogies. She ought to consider changing her name to 'Inglorious Mitt'.

Not be be confused with DPS's nom de guerre, 'Catchers Mitt.'

[SredniVashtar]

As Senda is now on the market again looking to get him some strange, I think I have found his dream woman. Perhaps dinner a deux at Chateau Senda? He might be able to use those Halloween trays.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Judging from the user reviews she scores high for punctuality and cleanliness (relatively speaking), but the overall experience tends to rely heavily on baseball analogies. She ought to consider changing her name to 'Inglorious Mitt'.

She really pulled a boner with that post.

[paladin1991]

As Senda is now on the market again looking to get him some strange, I think I have found his dream woman. Perhaps dinner a deux at Chateau Senda? He might be able to use those Halloween trays.

My God!  'She' looks like the son that senda is not capable of having!

[weareharbinger]

Using chemtrails as an excuse for not working is creative, at least.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Using chemtrails as an excuse for not working is creative, at least.

I'm trying to figure out which was worse for Falkie's health...the chemtrail residue he touched or the doughnut, pizza, or cheeseburger he keeps stuffing into his gobhole as he tells us the tale?

[Spy]

I ordered an item from Walmart.com and was on my way to the "pickup" desk at the back of the store to pick up my package.  I walked past the toy department,  aisle after aisle of things that would appeal to a 400 lb retard we all know.  I believe it's only a matter of time until store security sees this 400 lb, snaggle-toothed loon, dressed in size 64 red shorts, wandering around the toy department with his iPad making videos of not only the toys but the children running up and down the aisles.  How long do you suppose it will be before some big sheriff's deputy tackles slobbo, throws him to the ground and escorts him out of the building or, quite possibly, into the back of a police car?

[Rally Squirrel]

Is there any truth to the rumor that Sweat Kathy and Jason Callan have been sexting each other?

[Inglorious Bitch]

Is there any truth to the rumor that Sweat Kathy and Jason Callan have been sexting each other?

I heard she was flying out to meet him.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Is there any truth to the rumor that Sweat Kathy and Jason Callan have been sexting each other?

JC's pantry seems to be better stocked.  A girl cannot live on kielbasa alone.

Falkie, on the subject of the versatility of kielbasa;  "You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, kielbasa-kabobs, kielbasa creole, kielbasa gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple kielbasa, lemon kielbasa, coconut kielbasa, pepper kielbasa, kielbasa soup, kielbasa stew, kielbasa salad, kielbasa and potatoes, kielbasa burger, kielbasa sandwich. That, that's about it."

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

I heard she was flying out to meet him.

Looking for a little authenticity in a man from Pennsylvania?  Maybe one with a softer hand?

[Open Lines Gerry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N___m6yD-U

[Inglorious Bitch]

Looking for a little authenticity in a man from Pennsylvania?  Maybe one with a softer hand?

Sweet Kathy is appearing in one of Callan's videos. I'm not sure if it will be a potato chip review or a porno. She may be doing a video where she samples Callun's sausage.

[Richard Groyper]

Sweet Kathy is appearing in one of Callan's videos. I'm not sure if it will be a potato chip review or a porno. She may be doing a video where she samples Callun's sausage.

Why must you cut The Master so deep? Why? Why?

[Inglorious Bitch]

Why must you cut The Master so deep? Why? Why?

They're going to make a video where Kathy tosses his salad.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Oh Georgie boy,

We all love to bust your balls Falk, but we still see your pain.  It's tough, a broken relationship, but I feel a man like you can manage.   It has been a little sad to watch you mope around Martinez, watching you haunt the same places you used to go with her, the little break you take during one of your riveting "What I Bought at Safeway (tm) videos, to mention her with that sad bit of reflection.  Many memories Falkie, many memories.  But my boy, those good memories are what you still have.  Good memories are the most valuable of possessions, well, except maybe for all that fly-ass Halloween shit you have been purchasing with our money.  Cling to those fond memories..wait..clings!  You haven't purchased Halloween clings for the window yet!  Anyway, although it must be quite painful for you to come to the inevitable conclusion that Kit Kat (tm) has no doubt moved on to greener pastures, focus on the memories.  You will always have 2005.  You will always have Pittsburg, CA.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

They're going to make a video where Kathy tosses his salad.

Hey!  Falkie has salad that needs to be tossed too!  It's potato salad.  Can potato salad be tossed I wonder?

[Richard Groyper]

They're going to make a video where Kathy tosses his salad.

Scandalous!

[Inglorious Bitch]

Hey!  Falkie has salad that needs to be tossed too!  It's potato salad.  Can potato salad be tossed I wonder?

With plenty of mayonnaise, it can!

[Richard Groyper]

With plenty of mayonnaise, it can!

No, not the mayo!

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

With plenty of mayonnaise, it can!

I noticed that Mayo has not been on the shopping list for poor 'ol Falkie.  Sad.   

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAlJh3imhvQ