The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[3OctaveFart]

I'm not just a pretty face, Pud. I don't hate anyone either.
Everybody take a day to cool off, seduce your significant others and we'll come back and get things right.

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[Yorkshire pud]

Mrs Thatcher... Tony Blair..

As you say across the pond; I got nuthin. 

[onan]

Some people are making the claim that I present as "above-the-fray". What the fuck? How can any idiot claim I am above anything in this thread? Are you guys nuts? (rhetorical, of course you are.) Some of you just don't like that I say what I think and it doesn't agree... well fuck off and die a bitter metaphorical death. I don't like faulty's behaviors. I make no bones about that. I am here because I can post in this fucking thread just like any other knob gobbler, again fuck off and die a metaphorical death. Faulty is half a step above a thief... or maybe just a thief, hell, it's only a little amount and hey you guys get your fun. Disgraceful? if you had said overly confrontational, maybe you would be on the right track, probably not.

I wish this thread didn't exist. If I poop on your fun... good for me.

[Yorkshire pud]

Some people are making the claim that I present as "above-the-fray". What the fuck? How can any idiot claim I am above anything in this thread? Are you guys nuts? (rhetorical, of course you are.) Some of you just don't like that I say what I think and it doesn't agree... well fuck off and die a bitter metaphorical death. I don't like faulty's behaviors. I make no bones about that. I am here because I can post in this fucking thread just like any other knob gobbler, again fuck off and die a metaphorical death. Faulty is half a step above a thief... or maybe just a thief, hell, it's only a little amount and hey you guys get your fun. Disgraceful? if you had said overly confrontational, maybe you would be on the right track, probably not.

I wish this thread didn't exist. If I poop on your fun... good for me.

You see?? You just don't say what you really mean. 

I still love you Onan; in a pure human sort of way. No Mayo.

[onan]

You see?? You just don't say what you really mean. 

I still love you Onan; in a pure human sort of way. No Mayo.

Before this thread, I liked mayo... thanks a bunch... tuna without mayo is a hard sandwich to tolerate.

[nooryisawesome]

Some people are making the claim that I present as "above-the-fray". What the fuck? How can any idiot claim I am above anything in this thread? Are you guys nuts? (rhetorical, of course you are.) Some of you just don't like that I say what I think and it doesn't agree... well fuck off and die a bitter metaphorical death. I don't like faulty's behaviors. I make no bones about that. I am here because I can post in this fucking thread just like any other knob gobbler, again fuck off and die a metaphorical death. Faulty is half a step above a thief... or maybe just a thief, hell, it's only a little amount and hey you guys get your fun. Disgraceful? if you had said overly confrontational, maybe you would be on the right track, probably not.

I wish this thread didn't exist. If I poop on your fun... good for me.

.... So it's Onan who is making bellgab Dave.

[Who]

I don't know if this is true, and don't want to know.  I don't want to believe Falkie would be that crude in speaking about a friend.  I will not fight him!

[Yorkshire pud]

That bloke bears an uncanny resemblance (in the face) to the bloke who cuts my hair...There are no coincidences.

[3OctaveFart]

No videos in eight days.
Maybe Season 3 of The Falkie Chronicles won't in fact be renewed.

[Yorkshire pud]

No videos in eight days.
Maybe Season 3 of The Falkie Chronicles won't in fact be renewed.

Yeah. It's a worry.

[3OctaveFart]

Well, if there's not going to be new content then the haters are right, shut it down.
This was supposed to be for entertainment.

[PathoJen]

I know this sounds like I made it up but I recall from Gandhi's autobiography that he was busy pleasuring himself when his dad died. Crazy right? I'm pretty sure he got over it.

Woah.

[PathoJen]

Here are some more that perfectly mirror the terrible acting displayed by Drone/Falkie/Chris/Gerry during Drunken Gerrygate.

This one is great. and the acting isn't too bad.  :

[PathoJen]

Infomercial overacting is the greatest.

I concur. Where did you get all of these Daggit & 6Week?

[PathoJen]

You faux sincerity and concern for Falkie reminds me of this:

Wonder what they are trying to sell here? I need it.

[nooryisawesome]

This one is great. and the acting isn't too bad.  :

Yes. He really sells that eating a bagel is next to impossible.

[PathoJen]

Yes. He really sells that eating a bagel is next to impossible.

I thought he was selling a magnetic chocolate donut that is attracted to mustaches.

[aldousburbank]

As you say across the pond; I got nuthin. 

You're across the pond. We're just here.

[Who]

You're across the pond. We're just here.

Maybe we're here, there and everywhere.  All at the same time.

[HorrorRetro]

http://youtu.be/FUEhNKBi4DY

I was living about 2 miles from FAFB when this crash happened. It was awful. Unfortunately, it was pilot error from a pilot who had a history of pushing the limit of the B-52s. I loved watching the B-52s fly over low and slow. Hated when they left FAFB and the tankers replaced them.

[eddie dean]

Heh,
The infomercial gifs are hilarious!

Is that donut defying gravity?
It's Alive!

[Falkie2013]

Wonder what they are trying to sell here? I need it.

I have wiped out keyboards with soda and coffee and my keyboard is now elevated above the keyboard tray and is right below the computer. I used to have keyboard covers to keep dust, dirt and fluid out.
I have to lean forward a lot to type but until I get the two wireless keyboard to sync with this Mac that's how it will have to be. I keep the coffee, water, etc. away from the keyboard on the table to the right of me.

[Daggit]

I used to have keyboard covers to keep dust, dirt and fluid out.

What fluids would you be referring to? Is Mayo a fluid?

I have to lean forward a lot to type but until I get the two wireless keyboard to sync with this Mac that's how it will have to be.

Perhaps you should learn how to use the equipment you buy before throwing your money away on it.

[Daggit]

Falkie have you apologized to Drone yet?

[Daggit]

Falkie, one last question, will you be listening to the Art Bell Open Lines show co-hosted by redacted?

Now will you apologize to her? The power of Art Bell compels you.

[Nick el Ass]

Falkie, one last question, will you be listening to the Art Bell Open Lines show co-hosted by redacted?

Now will you apologize to her? The power of Art Bell compels you.

To think Falkie had to do all that work for a video with Dave and Tommy, and all (Redacted) had to do was be herself, muwahahaha.

[b_dubb]

Holy Fuck.  I don't even know what to say about this.

wishing i hadn't clicked on that link

[onan]

wishing i hadn't clicked on that link

goatse can wipe that memory away

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