Topic: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[GravitySucks]

An overgrown mommy's boy and man child barely able to get through life without someone else wiping his ass for him and tying his shoe laces.

Why else do you think he helped invent velcro, huh?

[PB the Deplorable]

Tiny One is FREE!...and George is upset with Kathy...

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> Subject: I am furious !

> Kathy let Tiny One out !...

> Now the cat is somewhere where it has NO idea where she is much less Kathy is...

> I have an idiot for a girlfriend...

> Earlier I picked up Fluffy to kiss and cuddle him and he hissed at me...

> I am furious....

Falkie thinks HE'S furious?  He thinks his girlfriend is the only idiot in this story?

Of course this was going to end this way, the only real surprise is it took this long. 

Hopefully the cat should be fine, and will find a safe place and someone to feed her.

None of this had to happen, it's 100% due to Falkie's selfishness, narcissism, arrogance, and complete lack of consideration for the cat.  Kathy's tired of the abuse and doesn't want him around, so he thought getting her a cat would be another step towards reconciliation.

His own cat hisses and growls at him, because he grabs it and won't let it go when it wants.

Asshole.

[Walks_At_Night]

Tiny One is FREE!...and George is upset with Kathy...

[chefist]

This asinine, bleeding heart movie is exactly what leads to people like George and Grizzly Man.



(yea, it's a fake audio, but the event really happened)

[Happier Times are Coming]

Tiny One is FREE!...and George is upset with Kathy...

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> Subject: I am furious !
>
> In some ways Kathy always as long as I have known her can be a complete and total IDIOT !
> Tiny One went out into the living room for a few minutes and then went back into the bedroom.
>
> I talked to Kathy this afternoon and there was NO mention of Tiny One not being in the bathroom.
> She was still frightened.
>
> Kathy just called me saying she went out to take out the garbage after I had told her that IF you go out you close the bathroom door and make sure she doesn't get out.
>
> Kathy let Tiny One out !
>
> I am madder than hell about this.
>
> I had told Kathy to mail me $ 2 so I can take the bus up there and reassure Tiny One and she told me this afternoon she was " too tired " to mail me the $2.
>
> Now the cat is somewhere where it has NO idea where she is much less Kathy is.
>
> I told her to mail the money as soon as she gets off the phone.
>
> If I had come up there yesterday this might have been averted.
>
> I have an idiot for a girlfriend.
>
> Again.
>
> Kathy is convinced the cat hates her because it hissed and growled at her.
>
> Earlier I picked up Fluffy to kiss and cuddle him and he hissed at me and I've had him 12 years !
>
> I told him not to hiss at me but Fluffy is 16 and gets in these moods.
>
> I am furious....
>
> g

are we sure Tiny One just escaped the "evil" slow Kathy's den of "kitty torture"...
or was it an expertly planned and executed raid and rescue by an animal rescue organization ?

either way Tiny One is safe now...

[PB the Deplorable]

... this Alien Con gig is also his dream. .. Dreams cost money, please help fund Curtis' Dream!  ..making Dreams come true is Special!...

Yes it's his dream.  He can't wait to get down there, get an interview that he didn't prepare for (because he's Falkie, doesn;t need to prepare, and besides - it's work).  Most people get up every morning and bust their ass all day to fund thier own dreams.  Falkie didn't do that, and now everyone else is supposed to fund this?  Really?  So he can start livestreaming during the conferences and get kicked out?

Why don't you send him the $5000 if it's such a great idea?

[Happier Times are Coming]

This asinine, bleeding heart movie is exactly what leads to people like George and Grizzly Man.



(yea, it's a fake audio, but the event really happened)

when George finally succumbs to any one of his illnesses...
will there be an iPad functioning and live on YouTube recording his kitties chomping down on his bloated corpse ?

maybe his outcome will make the big screen someday ?

[brig]

Tiny One is FREE!...and George is upset with Kathy...

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> Subject: I am furious !
>
> In some ways Kathy always as long as I have known her can be a complete and total IDIOT !
> Tiny One went out into the living room for a few minutes and then went back into the bedroom.
>
> I talked to Kathy this afternoon and there was NO mention of Tiny One not being in the bathroom.
> She was still frightened.
>
> Kathy just called me saying she went out to take out the garbage after I had told her that IF you go out you close the bathroom door and make sure she doesn't get out.
>
> Kathy let Tiny One out !
>
> I am madder than hell about this.
>
> I had told Kathy to mail me $ 2 so I can take the bus up there and reassure Tiny One and she told me this afternoon she was " too tired " to mail me the $2.
>
> Now the cat is somewhere where it has NO idea where she is much less Kathy is.
>
> I told her to mail the money as soon as she gets off the phone.
>
> If I had come up there yesterday this might have been averted.
>
> I have an idiot for a girlfriend.
>
> Again.
>
> Kathy is convinced the cat hates her because it hissed and growled at her.
>
> Earlier I picked up Fluffy to kiss and cuddle him and he hissed at me and I've had him 12 years !
>
> I told him not to hiss at me but Fluffy is 16 and gets in these moods.
>
> I am furious....
>
> g

Kathy set Tiny One free?  Good for her !!!  BRAVO !!!

Too bad it wasn't in Tiny's familiar environment tho...

[PB the Deplorable]

Curtis calls it, paying for content. I call it,  paying for entertainment. We are pushing 3,000 pages of entertainment and content.

A few dollars from me to George, resulted in the duct taped Glasses on forehead at Alien Con,  the famous Noory interview which lead to George's one minute monthly gig on C2C...   One thing leads to another!

Consider the content and entertainment at the upcoming Alien Con with both Curtis and George there.. Comedy Gold!

I consider my entertainment (donations) dollars well spent...

Part (most?) of the entertainment value is Falkie's continual failure, and that he has no money for the things he wants - while wasting what he does have on junk instead of saving it for something worthwhile.  And that he wants all these things, but not enough to actually work and be able to afford them. 

He lives off the rest of us intentionally, through our overly lenient, overly generous social programs; and through grifting businesses who then pass that along to the rest of us through higher prices. 

Going to Alien Con is leisure entertainment for those who spend their lives produtivey.  Those living off the government don't need a break from work, and shouldn't have their leisure activities paid for. 

[brig]

Yes it's his dream.  He can't wait to get down there, get an interview that he didn't prepare for (because he's Falkie, doesn;t need to prepare, and besides - it's work).  Most people get up every morning and bust their ass all day to fund thier own dreams.  Falkie didn't do that, and now everyone else is supposed to fund this?  Really?  So he can start livestreaming during the conferences and get kicked out?

Why don't you send him the $5000 if it's such a great idea?

Where there's a will there's a way.  I'm sure WhiteCrow will find a way to get the $5000 to Curtis to support his dream, (even if Curtis can't do so himself) because he feels so strongly about it.

No Worries

[GravitySucks]

when George finally succumbs to any one of his illnesses...
will there be an iPad functioning and live on YouTube recording his kitties chomping down on his bloated corpse ?

maybe his outcome will make the big screen someday ?

www.putridscope.com

[Rally Squirrel]

 Kathy is convinced the cat hates her because it hissed and growled at her.

No, the cat hated her because she tormented it. It showed its hatred by hissing and growling at her.

[PB the Deplorable]

Where there's a will there's a way.  I'm sure WhiteCrow will find a way to get the $5000 to Curtis to support his dream, (even if Curtis can't do so himself) because he feels so strongly about it.

No Worries

Curtis is trolling him hard with this (note the photo he used - Falkie with a beard), and would shit his pants if he actually had to go.  I guess the question is, is it worth the $5k to punish The Med King and laugh at his ass when his wife puts her foot down and won't let him follow through.

[MAX]

Tiny One is FREE!...and George is upset with Kathy...

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> Subject: I am furious !
>
> In some ways Kathy always as long as I have known her can be a complete and total IDIOT !
> Tiny One went out into the living room for a few minutes and then went back into the bedroom.
>
> I talked to Kathy this afternoon and there was NO mention of Tiny One not being in the bathroom.
> She was still frightened.
>
> Kathy just called me saying she went out to take out the garbage after I had told her that IF you go out you close the bathroom door and make sure she doesn't get out.
>
> Kathy let Tiny One out !
>
> I am madder than hell about this.
>
>
> I am furious....
>
> g

Sounds like Kathy needs to dust off the restrainting order. Another beat down is on the way once he gets $2 mailed....

[chefist]

 Kathy is convinced the cat hates her because it hissed and growled at her.

No, the cat hated her because she tormented it. It showed its hatred by hissing and growling at her.

Once again, feral animals should be left alone (unless you are a trained expert). Even cattle are aggressive and dangerous once they become feral.

[brig]

Curtis is trolling him hard with this (note the photo he used - Falkie with a beard), and would shit his pants if he actually had to go.  I guess the question is, is it worth the $5k to punish The Med King and laugh at his ass when his wife puts her foot down and won't let him follow through.

The plot within the plot can sometimes be the best part of the show 

[Rally Squirrel]

Part (most?) of the entertainment value is Falkie's continual failure, and that he has no money for the things he wants - while wasting what he does have on junk instead of saving it for something worthwhile.  And that he wants all these things, but not enough to actually work and be able to afford them. 

He lives off the rest of us intentionally, through our overly lenient, overly generous social programs; and through grifting businesses who then pass that along to the rest of us through higher prices. 

Going to Alien Con is leisure entertainment for those who spend their lives produtivey.  Those living off the government don't need a break from work, and shouldn't have their leisure activities paid for.

I agree with White Crow on this.

I have spent money on George and sometimes it resulted in entertainment and others it flopped.

I never sent him a pizza to make him happy. Once it was to see if he would eat it on the air, he did.
Next it was the jalapeno pizza. Both well worth the money for the continued entertainment.

The fund is not for George to go on a trip and have fun. It is to make a video of George trying to do what he thinks he does well but from a third person perspective.
I think it would be very funny to watch.

[Happier Times are Coming]

are we sure Tiny One just escaped the "evil" slow Kathy's den of "kitty torture"...
or was it an expertly planned and executed raid and rescue by an animal rescue organization ?

either way Tiny One is safe now...

are we sure what really happened ?
was there a Menthol Newport cigarette left on the floor ?
was change missing ?

somehow, I feel like there is more to this story...
once, George receives the $2 in the mail...
he WILL get to the bottom of this !

oh, and dusting off the restraining order is a good idea...

[chefist]

are we sure what really happened ?
was there a Menthol Newport cigarette left on the floor ?
was change missing ?

somehow, I feel like there is more to this story...
once, George receives the $2 in the mail...
he WILL get to the bottom of this !

oh, and dusting off the restraining order is a good idea...

Has he taken his bottles and cans to the recycling center yet? That should more than cover the $2.

[username]

Curtis Second Half

[Dr. MD MD]

So what does a call like this sound to an outsider?

A twenty minute, non-stop tryst full of "Haterz", "Trollz", "MV's", "Crapist's", "Fallen Fortresses", "Tommy's", "Noory's", "Hacked ethernet cables", "Laptop's of the damned", "Triumvirate of hateful Bitches","Faked stolen Orangey Cat pictures", "Ongoing FBI Investigation's" and a traitor named "Billy Joe Mulgreavey".   This has to be followed with a stunned silence by the Attorney's office followed by a classic Seinfeldesque   "Well good luck with all of that!   I don't believe we can be of assistance   <Click>"

Bottom line: Unless a lawyer gets the sense that a lot of money is being made by said enterprise they don't give a fuck. Do I know them or what? 

[GravitySucks]

Once again, feral animals should be left alone (unless you are a trained expert). Even cattle are aggressive and dangerous once they become feral.

Geez. It is not like he could even get a cattle up the stairs, let alone in his apartment. Quit being so dramatical.

[3OctaveFart]

I am glad the cat is liberated but not optimistic it will find another home. So it has been put through turmoil that was unnecessary.

These two are so inept it boggles the mind.

[Rally Squirrel]

Tiny One is FREE!...and George is upset with Kathy...

----------------------------------------------------

> Subject: I am furious !
>
> In some ways Kathy always as long as I have known her can be a complete and total IDIOT !
> Tiny One went out into the living room for a few minutes and then went back into the bedroom.
>
> I talked to Kathy this afternoon and there was NO mention of Tiny One not being in the bathroom.
> She was still frightened.
>
> Kathy just called me saying she went out to take out the garbage after I had told her that IF you go out you close the bathroom door and make sure she doesn't get out.
>
> Kathy let Tiny One out !
>
> I am madder than hell about this.
>
> I had told Kathy to mail me $ 2 so I can take the bus up there and reassure Tiny One and she told me this afternoon she was " too tired " to mail me the $2.
>
> Now the cat is somewhere where it has NO idea where she is much less Kathy is.
>
> I told her to mail the money as soon as she gets off the phone.
>
> If I had come up there yesterday this might have been averted.
>
> I have an idiot for a girlfriend.
>
> Again.
>
> Kathy is convinced the cat hates her because it hissed and growled at her.

> Earlier I picked up Fluffy to kiss and cuddle him and he hissed at me and I've had him 12 years !
>
> I told him not to hiss at me but Fluffy is 16 and gets in these moods.
>
> I am furious....
>
> g

Wait a second. The fare from Martinez to Pittsburg is only two bucks?

I know it is a long ride but the cost of a Snapple Peach Tea is what keeps Senda from going there?

[GravitySucks]

are we sure what really happened ?
was there a Menthol Newport cigarette left on the floor ?
was change missing ?

somehow, I feel like there is more to this story...
once, George receives the $2 in the mail...
he WILL get to the bottom of this !

oh, and dusting off the restraining order is a good idea...

But if you are going to donate $2 to his paypal account make sure you add 2.9% + .30. Not his idea, but Paypal’s.

[Here We Go Again]

when George finally succumbs to any one of his illnesses...
will there be an iPad functioning and live on YouTube recording his kitties chomping down on his bloated corpse ?

maybe his outcome will make the big screen someday ?

Yes, we all know that was a reenactment based on audio transcripts. The real audio recording was turned over to "The Grizzly Man"'s family and it was said they destroyed it. The real shame is that he didn't even seem to have a solid brass whistle. Or the one I got years ago from someone I knew in the Coast Guard called "The Screamer." I admit I've never had the balls to blow into it -- it's a funny shaped thing made of plastic so it floats, unlike metal ones, and is also bright orange for visibility -- because it supposed produces God-awful decibel levels. 

It is said whistles confuse the bears. Because nothing it hunts makes noise like that. Recall that case in Canada years ago, supposedly based on truth. After the man was attacked and killed, the woman ran away but the bear followed and stalked her down her. It was then she used that whistle the couple had and that bear heard that noise, rolled and shook its head back-and-forth, grunted some complaint, then ran away. Maybe a good defense, but I cannot guarantee to any of you that would work. 

I knew of an ole boy who lived around such bears in his neck of the woods in the Pacific Northwest. He had those Grizzlies show up around his home at times. No, like me, he never thought of harming them. Instead, as he told me, he'd take his stereo speakers, place them at the open windows and crank heay-mteal music from his CDs and they'd go away.

He told me that the bears didn't like that "Guns n' Roses" album "Appetite For Destruction," nor anything -- anything from "AC/DC." Just cranking those CDs was enough to make the Grizzlies go away and not come back. But failing that, maybe a strong, loud whistle would help? No need to harm the animal -- just make it go away. Perhaps.

I recall him telling me "Paradise City" at full blast is one tune these Grizzlies find quite "unsettling." All the noise, noise, noise...and away they go.

[chefist]

Yes, we all know that was a reenactment based on audio transcripts. The real audio recording was turned over to "The Grizzly Man"'s family and it was said they destroyed it. The real shame is that he didn't even seem to have a solid brass whistle. Or the one I got years ago from someone I knew in the Coast Guard called "The Screamer." I admit I've never had the balls to blow into it -- it's a funny shaped thing made of plastic so it floats, unlike metal ones, and is also bright orange for visibility -- because it supposed produces God-awful decibel levels. 

It is said whistles confuse the bears. Because nothing it hunts makes noise like that. Recall that case in Canada years ago, supposedly based on truth. After the man was attacked and killed, the woman ran away but the bear followed and stalked her down her. It was then she used that whistle the couple had and that bear heard that noise, rolled and shook its head back-and-forth, grunted some complaint, then ran away. Maybe a good defense, but I cannot guarantee to any of you that would work. 

I knew of an ole boy who lived around such bears in his neck of the woods in the Pacific Northwest. He had those Grizzlies show up around his home at times. No, like me, he never thought of harming them. Instead, as he told me, he'd take his stereo speakers, place them at the open windows and crank heay-mteal music from his CDs and they'd go away.

He told me that the bears didn't like that "Guns n' Roses" album "Appetite For Destruction," nor anything -- anything from "AC/DC." Just cranking those CDs was enough to make the Grizzlies go away and not come back. But failing that, maybe a strong, loud whistle would help? No need to harm the animal -- just make it go away. Perhaps.

Here is my checklist:

1. Don't leave garbage out around the house or campsite.
2. Don't hike in late Sep thru October, or when there is a drought. Hike in areas where bear sightings are not common.
3. Make as much noise as possible when hiking and camping. Most attacks are caused by surprise, not a hungry animal.
4. The whistle is a good idea.
5. Carry bear repellent as well...like anything, even a gun, it's no guarantee.

[Here We Go Again]

Here is my checklist:

1. Don't leave garbage out around the house or campsite.
2. Don't hike in late Sep thru October, or when there is a drought. Hike in areas where bear sightings are not common.
3. Make as much noise as possible when hiking and camping. Most attacks are caused by surprise, not a hungry animal.
4. The whistle is a good idea.
5. Carry bear repellent as well...like anything, even a gun, it's no guarantee.

And yes, if all else fails, I recall that dude telling me "Paradise City" at full blast is one tune these Grizzlies find quite "unsettling." All the noise, noise, noise...and away they go. "Take Me Down To The Paradise City. Where The Grass Is Green And The Girls Are Pretty. Oh, Take Me Home!" (Note the whistle blast in that song as well)

[Who]

Subject: I am furious !

Earlier I picked up Fluffy to kiss and cuddle him and he hissed at me and I've had him 12 years !

I told him not to hiss at me but Fluffy is 16 and gets in these moods.

I am furious....

Tiny One has escaped. Fluffy hissed at Senda.  A cat insurrection is underway and Orangey is the the ringleader.

[Dr. MD MD]

Here is my checklist:

1. Don't leave garbage out around the house or campsite.
2. Don't hike in late Sep thru October, or when there is a drought. Hike in areas where bear sightings are not common.
3. Make as much noise as possible when hiking and camping. Most attacks are caused by surprise, not a hungry animal.
4. The whistle is a good idea.
5. Carry bear repellent as well...like anything, even a gun, it's no guarantee.

6. Always remember this song: