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Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85290 on: October 19, 2017, 09:03:27 AM »
The Senda Diaries.

Dear Diary:

I was dumpster diving last night looking for collectibles when, for no reason at all, I was interrupted by two cops from the Martinez PD. They weren't Muslim but they were black. Or Mexican.  Or maybe Puerto Rican. These days it's hard to tell. I told them I had every right to be there in the middle of the night because I was in excruciating pain from a sinus infection and sciatica and couldn't sleep. They ordered me to extinguish my bonfire. I told them I needed the bonfire to provide light. "Shut up, I'm making a video," I protested.

"Do you know who I am?" I shouted. "I'm Jorge Senda, the Guy from Dubuque. I used to be George Senda the Guy from Pittsburgh but some Sewergab trolls violated my trademarks and registered georgesenda.com and theguyfrompittsburgh.com. They were able to register them for $12 each because my so-called friends wouldn't give me the $300 I needed to register them myself. They didn't even do it right, they jammed all the letters together. Well they're all in for a surprise because I graduated Summa Cum Laude with a law degree from Howard University and I'll see them in court. They've also hidden cameras and microphones all over my hovel and infected my iPads, iMacs, Crock pots, Salad Shooters and microwave with viruses. I can't even sit on the toilet and hug my feral cat without being seen by millions of trolls all over the world."

Those cops didn't have an answer for that. And I'm not finished with them either. Tomorrow I am founding  Fat Lazy Fucks Who Ride Scooters at Walmart Lives Matter to protest police harassment of Fat Lazy Fucks Who Ride Scooters at Walmart.

Thanks for listening, Diary. I'll see you tomorrow.



Falkie: Not Solo In That Town, Apparently, Liking Green Caps And NFL Steelers
« Reply #85291 on: October 19, 2017, 09:12:36 AM »
From the Martinez Police Department log; October 16, 2017. Apparently the great YouTube superstar isn't the only adult white male in the town who not only wears a "green beanie" (like a surplus Marine Corps jungle camo cap, perhaps?) but maybe indeed a Pittsburgh Steelers NFL fan:

BEGIN QUOTE: <<08:00; Susp. Person; 1710160014; Occurred at John Muir Elementary on Vista Wy. , Martinez. WMA, Steelers jacket and green beanie. Subject followed one of the students starting at the F street Bridge. Student was scared and made it to school. Lost sight of the subject once at school. Suspect never said anything to the student and possible was just walking the same direction.  RP would like it checked out. . Disposition: Gone On Arrival.>> END QUOTE

It's time for a certain YouTube star to start a club in that town, perhaps, of possible Steelers' fans who wear green caps and maybe spent time near schoolyards...and that "student" was no doubt a girl, correct?

Falkie: Pittsburgh Stealer And His "Work" In Publishing "Breaking News"
« Reply #85292 on: October 19, 2017, 09:43:54 AM »
Per the video: "2 DEAD & 3 WOUNDED AT OFFICE PARK NEAR BALTIMORE." Of course, doing "breaking news" and trying to take credit for stealing the material and intellectual property of others. I'll bet he'll read someone else's news copy verbatim, as always, then "post" the links once he steals it from some real-news agency after it publishes. All for now.

But remember he claims his channel videos are copyrighted. Does that mean he takes the copyright for the work he steals from others? The true Pittsburgh Stealer at "work" again. He "works" all right -- sitting around and pilfering others' work while claiming he is "breaking stories" by his own, sorry self efforts?



BEGIN QUOTE: <<08:00; Susp. Person; 1710160014; Occurred at John Muir Elementary on Vista Wy. , Martinez. WMA, Steelers jacket and green beanie. Subject followed one of the students starting at the F street Bridge. Student was scared and made it to school. Lost sight of the subject once at school. Suspect never said anything to the student and possible was just walking the same direction.  RP would like it checked out. . Disposition: Gone On Arrival.>> END QUOTE


If the suspect was holding an iPad and rambling about "all the peacocks that live up the hill"  I may have some info to pass along to the MPD.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85294 on: October 19, 2017, 10:58:50 AM »
Does it ever end well for any of these YouTube partners losers making videos? Your life sort of has to be fundamentally broken to be doing these self-serving video valentines to begin with.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85295 on: October 19, 2017, 11:25:02 AM »


An Elegant Dinner:

710 mg sodium (72% of recommended daily allowance). Add handful of processed beef, diced carrots and potatoes, preservatives, artificial flavors and colors. Heat.

Serve in plastic mixing bowl (or whatever). Use huge plastic spoon (gravy ladle?) and shovel it in.

Recommended servings:

For quick weight gain, one serving daily.
For explosive weight gain, two servings daily.
For explosive flatulence, three servings daily.
For sudden death, four servings daily.

That is a soup spoon that was stolen from a Chinese Restaurant.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85296 on: October 19, 2017, 11:48:54 AM »
That is a soup spoon that was stolen from a Chinese Restaurant.



I wonder what else he walked out of that Chinese restaurant with? He probably bitched and moaned about the meal (but ate it all anyway) and didn't leave a tip.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85297 on: October 19, 2017, 12:07:48 PM »


I wonder what else he walked out of that Chinese restaurant with? He probably bitched and moaned about the meal (but ate it all anyway) and didn't leave a tip.

It was probably the place he left a bad Yelp review for. He felt they owed him free food so he took a spoon, that is my guess.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85298 on: October 19, 2017, 12:49:14 PM »
That is a soup spoon that was stolen from a Chinese Restaurant.
would that be the Chinese restaurant slow Kathy and Falkie put out of business ?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85299 on: October 19, 2017, 12:58:42 PM »
would that be the Chinese restaurant slow Kathy and Falkie put out of business ?


Falkie: Perhaps "Borrowing" From Every Eatery He's Ever Visited
« Reply #85300 on: October 19, 2017, 12:59:50 PM »
That is a soup spoon that was stolen from a Chinese Restaurant.

Well, he needed a new identity. And the kind souls at Bellgab gave him one. "Pittsburgh Stealer." I bet every time he goes into some place like that, he swipes the dinnerware, salt and pepper shakers and condiments off the table, stows them in his jacket, pants or whatever...then gripes the table wasn't "set" to his linking. So the place replaces them.

Note in some of his videos. He has a bin full of condiment packets in his kitchen -- instead of just buying them like anyone else does -- and that one bottle of sauce he recently showed looks a lot like those put out at tables in restaurants. I ponder if he even has those wire-frame holders used at tables, too. What a leech. 

Not to mention his own shopping cart he keeps at his home. I ponder where that came from? Let me guess, he was going to return it...

And in the video "TRYING MOUNTAIN HOUSE BEEF STEW IN A POUCH." Um, he's just going to "throw it in the microwave. Without, apparently, putting a paper towel over it to block the splatters. If the outside of his kitchen looks so bad, can you imagine the crud inside that microwave? I shudder to think. I really do.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85301 on: October 19, 2017, 01:02:13 PM »
would that be the Chinese restaurant slow Kathy and Falkie put out of business ?

No, it is Little Hunan from these reviews:
https://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=R7oLWH6XH-E49d-RU3jnSQ

They are still in business. In fact they delivered him some extra spicy Kung Pao Chicken a few months ago.

They knocked out a few all you can eat places.

Re: Falkie: Perhaps "Borrowing" From Every Eatery He's Ever Visited
« Reply #85302 on: October 19, 2017, 01:05:05 PM »
Well, he needed a new identity. And the kind souls at Bellgab gave him one. "Pittsburgh Stealer." I bet every time he goes into some place like that, he swipes the dinnerware, salt and pepper shakers and condiments off the table, stows them in his jacket, pants or whatever...then gripes the table wasn't "set" to his linking. So the place replaces them.

Note in some of his videos. He has a bin full of condiment packets in his kitchen -- instead of just buying them like anyone else does -- and that one bottle of sauce he recently showed looks a lot like those put out at tables in restaurants. I ponder if he even has those wire-frame holders used at tables, too. What a leech. 

Not to mention his own shopping cart he keeps at his home. I ponder where that came from? Let me guess, he was going to return it...

I was shocked that he actually owned a bottle of mustard.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85303 on: October 19, 2017, 01:17:37 PM »
No, it is Little Hunan from these reviews:
https://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=R7oLWH6XH-E49d-RU3jnSQ

They are still in business. In fact they delivered him some extra spicy Kung Pao Chicken a few months ago.

They knocked out a few all you can eat places.

Has he ever spoke of his father being a professional chef anyplace other than that yelp review?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85304 on: October 19, 2017, 01:18:33 PM »
Today I am planning on conducting the standard Explaining BG/Falkie Attempt Non Possibility Quotient to an intelligent woman. Will report my failed attempt later.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85305 on: October 19, 2017, 01:20:27 PM »
Today I am planning on conducting the standard Explaining BG/Falkie Attempt Non Possibility Quotient to an intelligent woman. Will report my failed attempt later.

Do you have chalk, or are you using a whiteboard?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85306 on: October 19, 2017, 01:30:36 PM »
Has he ever spoke of his father being a professional chef anyplace other than that yelp review?

He has said quite a few times that he is an excellent chef, usually when he talks about his amazing chicken soup.

Can not remember him saying the same about his dad.
But he did also recently call himself a fare to midland expert on cats because he has watched Jackson Galaxy.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85307 on: October 19, 2017, 01:32:59 PM »
Today I am planning on conducting the standard Explaining BG/Falkie Attempt Non Possibility Quotient to an intelligent woman. Will report my failed attempt later.

Don't do it. She's going to look at you like you peed on her living room carpet.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85308 on: October 19, 2017, 01:37:48 PM »
Don't do it. She's going to look at you like you peed on her living room carpet.

I know that look.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85309 on: October 19, 2017, 01:46:46 PM »
Today I am planning on conducting the standard Explaining BG/Falkie Attempt Non Possibility Quotient to an intelligent woman. Will report my failed attempt later.
On a scale of 1-10 how black is her soul? Because I would not bring anyone to this site who is innocent and doesn't have a very dark dark sense of humor to say the least.
Oh and my friend and I are still in contact although we haven't spoke much of bellgab lately. LOL
For what it's worth her nickname is Satan's Niece so you know she would get it.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85310 on: October 19, 2017, 02:00:35 PM »
Don't do it. She's going to look at you like you peed on her living room carpet.

I'm planning on peeing on the carpet at the outset of the experiment. As a visual aid.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85311 on: October 19, 2017, 02:04:56 PM »
I'm planning on peeing on the carpet at the outset of the experiment. As a visual aid.

I suggest visual aids as well. Start with this:


Re: Senda's Saintly Mother
« Reply #85312 on: October 19, 2017, 02:19:36 PM »
Something I have noticed since I came to this hive,

Insulting someone's mother in the worse possible way is an art held in high regard by just about every culture and nationality on the planet.  BellGab is no exception.  Dig deep enough, and you'll find something about someone's mother.  I have never met anyone who has taken their mother's insult to heart except, of course, George.  Why is that? 

Besides the credit card incident, and the fact that she probably overindulged her boy a little too much ruined George's life in so many cruel ways, what do we really know about the woman? 

Re: Senda's Saintly Mother
« Reply #85313 on: October 19, 2017, 03:01:49 PM »
Something I have noticed since I came to this hive,

Insulting someone's mother in the worse possible way is an art held in high regard by just about every culture and nationality on the planet.  BellGab is no exception.  Dig deep enough, and you'll find something about someone's mother.  I have never met anyone who has taken their mother's insult to heart except, of course, George.  Why is that? 

Besides the credit card incident, and the fact that she probably overindulged her boy a little too much ruined George's life in so many cruel ways, what do we really know about the woman?

She had big tits.

George On Periscope: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #85314 on: October 19, 2017, 03:05:55 PM »
Just in from the DW...George was live last night, but not on YT. George is blocked again from live broadcasts on YT for 3 more months. Around 7:15, he tells the person on the phone to, "...shut up"...then he says, "...not to be rude.". WTF?

He finally admits no one signed up for his paranormal tour.


https://www.pscp.tv/georgesenda/1MYxNjrnwjoxw?t=22m6s

Re: Senda's Saintly Mother
« Reply #85315 on: October 19, 2017, 03:08:55 PM »
Something I have noticed since I came to this hive,

Insulting someone's mother in the worse possible way is an art held in high regard by just about every culture and nationality on the planet.  BellGab is no exception.  Dig deep enough, and you'll find something about someone's mother.  I have never met anyone who has taken their mother's insult to heart except, of course, George.  Why is that?
In many parts of Latin America a mother insult is the worst thing you can say to a man, and could end in extreme violence.

I feel bad for Mama Senda, she probably had high hopes for George, and he might have failed her the most.

Re: Senda's Saintly Mother
« Reply #85316 on: October 19, 2017, 03:26:52 PM »
Something I have noticed since I came to this hive,

Insulting someone's mother in the worse possible way is an art held in high regard by just about every culture and nationality on the planet.  BellGab is no exception.  Dig deep enough, and you'll find something about someone's mother.  I have never met anyone who has taken their mother's insult to heart except, of course, George.  Why is that? 

Besides the credit card incident, and the fact that she probably overindulged her boy a little too much ruined George's life in so many cruel ways, what do we really know about the woman?

She seems to have been everything Senda is not.  She worked all her life and apparently saved a considerable amount of money - enough to help her other offspring buy homes for themselves. Senda's hatred for her seems to be centered on two things: 1) She didn't think much of Hello Kathy and 2) she wouldn't fund Senda's ridiculous money-making schemes.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85317 on: October 19, 2017, 03:33:30 PM »


You can watch Senda on Google 2.0 if you're on his approved list and chat with him.  What could possibly be better than that?  :o

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85318 on: October 19, 2017, 03:39:24 PM »
Forget teaching Tiny One to behave, teach your girlfriend how to hold a cat. Or at least let the animal acclimate to its smelly new surroundings, first.

Re: Senda's Saintly Mother
« Reply #85319 on: October 19, 2017, 03:45:20 PM »
Something I have noticed since I came to this hive,

Insulting someone's mother in the worse possible way is an art held in high regard by just about every culture and nationality on the planet.  BellGab is no exception.  Dig deep enough, and you'll find something about someone's mother.  I have never met anyone who has taken their mother's insult to heart except, of course, George.  Why is that? 

Besides the credit card incident, and the fact that she probably overindulged her boy a little too much ruined George's life in so many cruel ways, what do we really know about the woman?
well, George has mentioned she was "rather well endowed"...
TWO YUGE UNDULATING UTTERS...