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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 09:37:40 PM

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Who

Quote from: chefist on October 04, 2017, 07:27:34 AM
https://youtu.be/nDLoud0L0Xk

Decisions, decisions . . . what to do . . . donate to hurricane and shooting victims or help send an old pervert to a woo woo con. Gosh, this is tough. The hurricane victims have lost everything . . . and some of the shooting victims may be wiped out by medical bills. On the other hand, Senda needs money for the woo woo con. He spent his last $36 on a 40 year-old Apple II game so he's going to need a lot of help to get to the woo woo. The hurricane victims are going to need a lot of help to get back on their feet. But Senda is really counting on meeting Giorgio Tsoukalos. And there might be some little teenaged girls at the woo woo con for Senda to leer at and be sexually aroused by. It would mean so much to him.


Quote from: SredniVashtar on October 04, 2017, 07:49:46 AM
Yeah, he'll donate. Right after the pizza delivery girl gets her tip. He doesn't have a lot of money because he's been too busy spending it on 40 year old video games.
I heard he has been banned from Dominos pizza...
(a restraining order perhaps ?)
he is NOT allowed on the property...
he is NOT allowed deliveries...
(even if prepaid by a generous benefactor)

and the delivery girl in question has been provided company paid PTSD treatment and counseled to avoid at all costs any contact with George

so, I guess he is "off the hook" for the $5 tip he "promised"

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on October 03, 2017, 05:43:45 PM
One of the ads here pointed to these beauties.   I can not imagine something farther away from the Sendaverse.........



Those are the stripper heels of a lactating hooker. Excuse me, "provider".

GravitySucks

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on October 04, 2017, 08:47:40 AM
Those are the stripper heels of a lactating hooker. Excuse me, "provider".
How much did they cost you?


Who

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on October 04, 2017, 07:59:53 AM
you, sir, have just described the "Martinez Group Home for Village Idiots"



These are the caregivers at the Martinez Group Home for Village Idiots. Senda will be in good hands. They'll hose him off every Saturday and make sure he gets a nutritious meal 3 times each day.




Quote from: Who on October 04, 2017, 10:09:08 AM


These are the caregivers at the Martinez Group Home for Village Idiots. Senda will be in good hands. They'll hose him off every Saturday and make sure he gets a nutritious meal 3 times each day.





Ok, there's the snack tray, where's the meal?

Who

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on October 04, 2017, 10:10:29 AM
Ok, there's the snack tray, where's the meal?

That's it. They'll have Senda down to a svelte 135 lbs within 6 months.

Quote from: Who on October 04, 2017, 10:13:20 AM
That's it. They'll have Senda down to a svelte 135 lbs within 6 months.

Those staff better check their pillows.  Someone is gonna get real cranky.

Who

Senda will also learn Social Ettiquette, Dining Etiquette and proper deportment. The rest of his day will be devoted to ballroom dancing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxPgplMujzQ

ONeill

The Master accessing third eye capabilities.


ONeill

The Master being a dumb fucking cunt.




Swishypants

You fuckers just can't let some old dude who was severely abused as a kid, and was poor all his life make some money finally can ya? Jealous bitches. You MUST spend your weekends tripping kids at the Special Olympics.



ONeill

Quote from: Swishypants on October 04, 2017, 10:57:37 AM
You fuckers just can't let some old dude who was severely abused as a kid, and was poor all his life make some money finally can ya? Jealous bitches. You MUST spend your weekends tripping kids at the Special Olympics.

Go fuck yourself. And don't forget to "donate" some money to that poor dude!

Oh, go fuck yourself.

chefist

Quote from: ONeill on October 04, 2017, 10:56:02 AM
The Master being a dumb fucking cunt.



"Feels Good"
"Feels Good"
"Feels Good"

Swishypants

Quote from: ONeill on October 04, 2017, 10:58:49 AM
Go fuck yourself. And don't forget to "donate" some money to that poor dude!

Oh, go fuck yourself.

You know that you're the bad guy. :)

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on October 04, 2017, 10:18:13 AM
Those staff better check their pillows.  Someone is gonna get real cranky.
yea, I know what you mean...
check 'me out for rocks...
don't want to end up all bruised like slow Kathy...

Quote from: Swishypants on October 04, 2017, 10:57:37 AM
You fuckers just can't let some old dude who was severely abused as a kid, and was poor all his life make some money finally can ya? Jealous bitches. You MUST spend your weekends tripping kids at the Special Olympics.

I spend them throwing broomsticks at the spokes of the wheel chairs, it is a better challenge.

starrmtn001

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on October 04, 2017, 11:41:57 AM
I spend them throwing broomsticks at the spokes of the wheelchairs, it is a better challenge.
Try putting a whoopie cushion on a Rascal scooter.  Heh, heh. ;D

Quote from: Swishypants on October 04, 2017, 10:57:37 AM
You fuckers just can't let some old dude who was severely abused as a kid, and was poor all his life make some money finally can ya? Jealous bitches. You MUST spend your weekends tripping kids at the Special Olympics.

I get a kick out of racing fat people to the fat cars at the grocery store, then taunting them as I pull away.

FoodMaxx is my favorite, they get so angry.

starrmtn001

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on October 03, 2017, 05:43:45 PM
One of the ads here pointed to these beauties.   I can not imagine something farther away from the Sendaverse.........



I want those shoes!!!  

Guess I'd better set up a GoFundMe.  Retirement payment ain't gonna get me that! ;D

GravitySucks

Quote from: starrmtn001 on October 04, 2017, 12:15:00 PM
I want those shoes!!!  

Guess I'd better set up a GoFundMe.  Retirement payment ain't gonna get me that! ;D

It could be the “Anti-AlienCon” GoFundMe.

Or, Incorrigible Bitch could lend you hers when she is done lactating.

Corona Kitty

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on October 04, 2017, 08:05:48 AM
I heard he has been banned from Dominos pizza...
(a restraining order perhaps ?)
he is NOT allowed on the property...
he is NOT allowed deliveries...
(even if prepaid by a generous benefactor)

and the delivery girl in question has been provided company paid PTSD treatment and counseled to avoid at all costs any contact with George

so, I guess he is "off the hook" for the $5 tip he "promised"

That’s none of our god damn business, according to horhey Senta.

starrmtn001

Quote from: GravitySucks on October 04, 2017, 12:20:17 PM
It coukd be the “Anti-AlienCon”.

Or, Incorrigible Bitch could lend you hers when she is done lactating.
Actually, I just wanted them to update my "Legs Pics."  Maybe she'll lend me hers.

Hey, Ibby, may I borrow your hot shoes?  I'm a 6 1/2 C Foot.   ;D

starrmtn001

Quote from: username on October 04, 2017, 12:23:26 PM
That’s none of our god damn business, according to horhey whorehay Senta.
FIFY. ;)

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: starrmtn001 on October 04, 2017, 12:15:00 PM
I want those shoes!!!  

Guess I'd better set up a GoFundMe.  Retirement payment ain't gonna get me that! ;D


Will your hip stand it?

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