And the counters, shelves, cupboards etc. never look any cleaner. The rooms never look any tidier, not even in his most recent video. I feel confused.
No need to be confused. The cleaning is like his experiences with Bill Gates or fixing problems at IBM or curing the plague or any of the other elements of his fantasy life. It never happened.
Analogous to his sex life being like his job with Coast: he only had to perform once minute a month to maintain the interest. So he doesn't have one.
Speaking of Senda's sex life, I had a horribly fascinating dream recently. I was so traumatised by the experience that I only now begun to remember the suppressed memories.
A sex tape of Senda and Cathy hit the internet and you fuckers provided links to it and NO WARNING. Once I realized what it was I shrieked in horror but didn't shut it off, because Senda. I just minimized it to the size of a postage stamp so that I got a schematic view of the action while not having to see the nauseating detail.