The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[WhiteCrow]

If Flakie has Amazon Prime, he should be stocking up on panning supplies and listen to AKWilly.

http://www.popularmechanics.com/adventure/outdoors/a26385/gold-panning/

boxes are more flammable than bed pans.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I don't think Laurakinch even exists. I think it is DigitalPigSnuggler in drag.

You rang?

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

What happened to Siri? Falkie is a self proclaimed Mac man, has Apple TV & at least two iPads that we know of....was Siri not good enough for Falkie?

Or was Siri, unlike Kathy, successful in getting a protective order against Falkie?

Siri is gone, she's history. Falkie kicked her to the curb, literally.  Alexa is a little slow when it comes to Falkie's demands, but she was a real bargain at $99/year and $10/month. 

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

You rang?

Show up to Senda's dressed like that and tell him you are the new social service-appointed cleaning person. 

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Show up to Senda's dressed like that and tell him you are the new social service-appointed cleaning person.

Senda doesn't tip. 

Pass.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I wonder how many times per day that Senda hears a mother tell her child "It's rude to stare."

[Lilith]

Show up to Senda's dressed like that and tell him you are the new social service-appointed cleaning person.

I'll bet MV could pull it off.  I've seen some of his avatar pictures.

[GravitySucks]

I'll bet MV could pull it off.  I've seen some of his avatar pictures.

You haven't made it until you have BEEN one of his avatar pictures.

[WhiteCrow]

MV ...always looking good!

[damon]

https://youtu.be/Usk7-0XanBE

[Richard Groyper]

🤔🤔🤔
https://twitter.com/Communism_Kills/status/860715514053656577

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

I'll bet MV could pull it off.  I've seen some of his avatar pictures.

Actually, I would like to see YP  go over there so we can see him receive some of that Falkie  treatment Falk threatened him with.

[Rally Squirrel]

It looks like Georges new toy did not please him, he will certainly stop his $10 a month payments.

[Yorkshire pud]

Actually, I would like to see YP  go over there so we can see him receive some of that Falkie  treatment Falk threatened him with.

I'll get on it. I'll wait at the Starbucks, outside by the creek with a white chocolate mocca (not racist, its just white) and a slab of lemon cake, an iced water and free wifi waiting for Senda..

[Yorkshire pud]

It looks like Georges new toy did not please him, he will certainly stop his $10 a month payments.

Hater. You never wanted it to work. STFU.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

It looks like Georges new toy did not please him, he will certainly stop his $10 a month payments.

Requesting songs by Ruth Etting and Doris Day?  Jesus Falkie, it's an Echo Dot, not a friggin' phonograph!  Poor Alexa.  She probably just quit talking to him altogether. 

[Lilith]

Requesting songs by Ruth Etting and Doris Day?  Jesus Falkie, it's an Echo Dot, not a friggin' phonograph!  Poor Alexa.  She probably just quit talking to him altogether.

I wonder if he's tried Cortana on his MV laptop?

[GravitySucks]

I wonder if he's tried Cortana on his MV laptop?

I think the EmVeeNanoCamâ,,¢ Has a known port conflict with Alexa devices.  I searched through the Firefub release notes, but couldn't find the trouble ticket. He should reformat the drive on his Mac. That will probably get things to where he needs them to be.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

I wonder if he's tried Cortana on his MV laptop?

So now you want to set him up with some Hispanic chick?  No, Cortana is probably an over-complicated bitch too!

[GravitySucks]

Some motivation for Falkie. This guy went from 310 to 155 in 3 years.

https://us.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/69l7qh/my_weight_loss_journey_has_ended_today_and_i/

[Norm]

It looks like Georges new toy did not please him, he will certainly stop his $10 a month payments.

George is an idiot. Setting up and using a dot could not be simpler. Mine work fine. (I have 3, desk, bedroom and kitchen) I've also given several away as gifts and everyone who received one had theirs up and working in no time. The web is full of review pages on speaking to your echo dot. It does not contain a battery. It's an inexpensive device that for the price works well.

[Chocolate coated jackboot]

Falkie buying a sterno stove sounds like a really bad idea

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Some motivation for Falkie. This guy went from 310 to 155 in 3 years.

https://us.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/69l7qh/my_weight_loss_journey_has_ended_today_and_i/

What are you implying, sir?

[bateman]

Falkie buying a sterno stove sounds like a really bad idea

Is he buying one because he refuses to clean his actual stove?

[Yorkshire pud]

George is an idiot.

Tell us something about him we didn't know.

Of course he can't get it or anything else to work. He has the technical capabilities of a legless ant. Squirrels have more intellectual capabilities than him.

[bateman]

It looks like Georges new toy did not please him, he will certainly stop his $10 a month payments.

He needs the one with the screen now. Why didn't Amazon tell him this was coming out?

https://www.cnet.com/news/amazon-echo-alexa-with-a-built-in-screen-may-be-coming-next-month/

[Open Lines Gerry]

Falkie buying a sterno stove sounds like a really bad idea

Is he buying one because he refuses to clean his actual stove?

For reference with regard to the sterno stove:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLyzQimcmDE

At the 3:11 mark, The Master tells us that the stove is clean (PAY ATTENTION, BATEMAN!), but that he still has to make room for the pots and pans.

Good luck with your continued cleaning efforts, George!  I'll be looking forward to the sterno stove review when you get one, too!

[bateman]

For reference with regard to the sterno stove:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLyzQimcmDE

At the 3:11 mark, The Master tells us that the stove is clean (PAY ATTENTION, BATEMAN!), but that he still has to make room for the pots and pans.

Good luck with your continued cleaning efforts, George!  I'll be looking forward to the sterno stove review when you get one, too!

Thanks, Ol' Gerry. I rely on more ardent fans of The Master to keep me apprised of His adventures.

[Richard Groyper]

It's been 67 days since I've been cast out by The Master. That is all.

[GravitySucks]

For reference with regard to the sterno stove:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLyzQimcmDE

At the 3:11 mark, The Master tells us that the stove is clean (PAY ATTENTION, BATEMAN!), but that he still has to make room for the pots and pans.

Good luck with your continued cleaning efforts, George!  I'll be looking forward to the sterno stove review when you get one, too!

For a guy that claims to be Jewish, he sure eats a lot of pork products.