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Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #88201 on: January 29, 2018, 12:22:15 PM »



There's some serious momentum going on there..

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #88202 on: January 29, 2018, 03:08:18 PM »
We are hearing from friends of the network that Anthony "George" Senda has received outside coaching on his videos to make them more profitable.

George was reportedly prevailed upon to end the haul video series and "take stock of engagement strategies," one source told The Senda News Network.

"It's important to know your audience so you can tailor the right content for them," said the person, who wished to remain anonymous. "This is key to building a sustained, engaged audience, which is critical for growth on YouTube.

"Look, we all want George to keep putting out content. We just want to harness a tactical strategy that is truly 'designed to make him money.' "

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The Senda News Network
Richmond, Calif.
"We cover the newsman."

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #88203 on: January 29, 2018, 04:50:32 PM »
We are hearing from friends of the network that Anthony "George" Senda has received outside coaching on his videos to make them more profitable."
Perhaps in the next focus group you could suggest not ending every video with a giant finger poking the viewer in the eye. It's very jarring. Also George shouldn't be putting sugar in spaghetti sauce.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #88204 on: January 29, 2018, 04:52:52 PM »
Perhaps in the next focus group you could suggest not ending every video with a giant finger poking the viewer in the eye. It's very jarring. Also George shouldn't be putting sugar in spaghetti sauce.

But then he would have to use his left hand which is usually reserved for... well it involves the bathroom.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #88205 on: January 29, 2018, 06:10:17 PM »
Perhaps in the next focus group you could suggest not ending every video with a giant finger poking the viewer in the eye. It's very jarring. Also George shouldn't be putting sugar in spaghetti sauce.

One observer was said to have pointed out to Mr. Senda that his videos about "the Bellgab haters" were wildly popular and that it could be proved statistically. Mr. Senda replied angrily that he is in the videomaking enterprise "to educate, to inform and to have fun, not to talk about the smallpox blankets of humanity."

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The Senda News Network
Richmond, Calif.
"We cover the newsman."

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #88206 on: January 29, 2018, 06:18:54 PM »
We are hearing from friends of the network that Anthony "George" Senda has received outside coaching on his videos to make them more profitable.

George was reportedly prevailed upon to end the haul video series and "take stock of engagement strategies," one source told The Senda News Network.

"It's important to know your audience so you can tailor the right content for them," said the person, who wished to remain anonymous. "This is key to building a sustained, engaged audience, which is critical for growth on YouTube.

"Look, we all want George to keep putting out content. We just want to harness a tactical strategy that is truly 'designed to make him money.' "

--

The Senda News Network
Richmond, Calif.
"We cover the newsman."

Say it ain't so!   Why would anyone watch anything other then the "Haul" series?

Tombstone Vs. Red Baron frozen pizza's,  Hormel vs Wolf Brand Chili,  Pork vs Turkey Hillshire Farm Kielbasa.
 
The viewership needs to know!

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #88207 on: January 29, 2018, 06:24:53 PM »
Something's very wong here, horribly wong.  They skies are dark and the sewer is backed up.


Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #88208 on: January 29, 2018, 08:00:08 PM »
One observer was said to have pointed out to Mr. Senda that his videos about "the Bellgab haters" were wildly popular and that it could be proved statistically. Mr. Senda replied angrily that he is in the videomaking enterprise "to educate, to inform and to have fun, not to talk about the smallpox blankets of humanity."

--

The Senda News Network
Richmond, Calif.
"We cover the newsman."

That's a shame.  I had hope that Senda would "get it" someday.
We are the cornerstone the builder rejected I guess.

Senda continues to reject his road to fame and glory.

Such a sad tale of gloom and woe.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #88209 on: January 29, 2018, 08:51:03 PM »
HAUL VIDEO!!!!! Rumors to the contrary were LIES!!!!!

Plus somehow he blames Kathy for getting locked out wven though she wasnít there.


Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #88210 on: January 29, 2018, 09:04:31 PM »
HAUL VIDEO!!!!! Rumors to the contrary were LIES!!!!!

Plus somehow he blames Kathy for getting locked out wven though she wasnít there.



Not a bad little vid at all. 

He was genial, and hell, some of the food he bought was even wholesome.
He nearly had another shit storm, blow out. tragedy due to being locked out but fortunately providence was on  his side. 


Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #88211 on: January 29, 2018, 09:08:24 PM »
Not a bad little vid at all. 

He was genial, and hell, some of the food he bought was even wholesome.
He nearly had another shit storm, blow out. tragedy due to being locked out but fortunately providence was on  his side.

Canít tell for sure, but that is either day 2 or day 3 for the stars and stripes shirt.

Might be day 3 or 4 actually.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #88212 on: January 29, 2018, 09:11:52 PM »
Looks like he got himself some Wonder Bread.

I've never really had much Wonder Bread.  Back when I was a kid we had access to the far superior Bunny Bread.






Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #88213 on: January 29, 2018, 09:13:54 PM »
Looks like he got himself some Wonder Bread.

I've never really had much Wonder Bread.  Back when I was a kid we had access to the far superior Bunny Bread.



How was that for making bread balls?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #88214 on: January 29, 2018, 09:14:15 PM »
Canít tell for sure, but that is either day 2 or day 3 for the stars and stripes shirt.

Might be day 3 or 4 actually.

Good Grief.  The dude never really left the 4th grade did he?


Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #88215 on: January 29, 2018, 09:16:16 PM »
How was that for making bread balls?

It was awesome for it.  Same gooey, nastiness of Wonder Bread but it had that bitching Bunny on the package. 

Plus when you drove by the Bunny Bread plant at night, they had a big red neon Bunny and the ears would move back
and forth. 

Top that you Wonder Bread bitches!


Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #88216 on: January 29, 2018, 09:20:36 PM »
It was awesome for it.  Same gooey, nastiness of Wonder Bread but it had that bitching Bunny on the package. 

Plus when you drove by the Bunny Bread plant at night, they had a big red neon Bunny and the ears would move back
and forth. 

Top that you Wonder Bread bitches!



I almost get the hiccups just thinking about it!  😎

Float a slice in some Campbell chicken noodle soup and watch Garfield Goose.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #88217 on: January 29, 2018, 09:25:56 PM »
Maybe the 4 day shirt is just patriotic fervor?   He doesn't really have a   place to put a flag pole to fly Old Glory from.

Or perhaps he is going to try to horn in on Earl Pitts, American's market share?   
I don't even know if Pitts is still doing his shtick or not.  He seems to have disappeared from the airwaves
around here about the time Paul Harvey finally retired/died/soundboard broke or whatever.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #88218 on: January 29, 2018, 09:44:03 PM »


Oh!  That's a keeper right there.   Just be careful man.  Don't get busted by Mrs. O'Neill again.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #88219 on: January 30, 2018, 05:50:55 AM »
Canít tell for sure, but that is either day 2 or day 3 for the stars and stripes shirt.

Might be day 3 or 4 actually.
Iíve always assumed that when he gets the attention of the tailor at the Huge and Huger store he has several of the same shirts custom made.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #88220 on: January 30, 2018, 08:30:26 AM »
If Falkie rubbed himself with dog shit would it make him cleaner?  Discuss.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #88221 on: January 30, 2018, 10:46:00 AM »
Maybe the 4 day shirt is just patriotic fervor?   He doesn't really have a   place to put a flag pole to fly Old Glory from.

Or perhaps he is going to try to horn in on Earl Pitts, American's market share?   
I don't even know if Pitts is still doing his shtick or not.  He seems to have disappeared from the airwaves
around here about the time Paul Harvey finally retired/died/soundboard broke or whatever.

Earl Pitts is on KKOH in Reno in the mornings.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #88222 on: January 30, 2018, 12:12:07 PM »
If Falkie rubbed himself with dog shit would it make him cleaner?  Discuss.

No, Senda's poor hygiene habits would contaminate a perfectly good pile of dog shit.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #88223 on: January 30, 2018, 12:33:18 PM »
Canít tell for sure, but that is either day 2 or day 3 for the stars and stripes shirt.

Might be day 3 or 4 actually.

He only changes to another shirt when he takes a shower hence the dark stains on the walls and floors.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #88224 on: January 30, 2018, 01:29:34 PM »
The fat cunt could collect money to show people his best full retard face. I believe I discovered something that fat pile of pig shit truly excels at.



This one is great.  A moneymaker pic for a t shirt of his prison moneymaker.

falkie filling his pie hole
« Reply #88225 on: January 30, 2018, 06:33:22 PM »

falkie eating more food. wtf

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #88226 on: January 30, 2018, 06:44:26 PM »
will SENDA ever figure out the FACT that Bellgab is his only road to fame ?

who else pays the FAT CUNT SENDA any attention ?

Re: falkie filling his pie hole
« Reply #88227 on: January 30, 2018, 06:44:53 PM »

falkie eating more food. wtf

People posting videos of fuckie eating more food. wtf?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #88228 on: January 30, 2018, 08:29:10 PM »
We are hearing through our underground community that Anthony "George" Senda is being encouraged to enter professional eating competitions, to help finance his trip to AlienCon and the Chinese container home.

Mr. Senda is said to be reluctant to the idea -- "it's a lot of work," he told one of the friends of The Senda News Network -- but observers note a natural skill set.

"I think this could lift George to the heights he seeks," one said. "I mean it's like a guy playing left tackle, you can't just be a fat guy -- you also have to have quick feet. Falkie has the talent and more importantly the charisma to be the new Kobayashi in the competitive eating sector."

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The Senda News Network
Richmond, Calif.
"We cover the newsman."

Re: falkie filling his pie hole
« Reply #88229 on: January 31, 2018, 01:02:19 AM »

falkie eating more food. wtf

Yep, sugar coated, colon plugging, non-fiber crap. Just the thing for a 65 year old fat fuck. Have another bowl of teeth-rotting, constipation causing shit flakes. Use lot's of regular milk too, not that skim milk shit, eat up sluggo...one coronary coming up!