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Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85290 on: October 19, 2017, 01:18:33 PM »
Today I am planning on conducting the standard Explaining BG/Falkie Attempt Non Possibility Quotient to an intelligent woman. Will report my failed attempt later.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85291 on: October 19, 2017, 01:20:27 PM »
Today I am planning on conducting the standard Explaining BG/Falkie Attempt Non Possibility Quotient to an intelligent woman. Will report my failed attempt later.

Do you have chalk, or are you using a whiteboard?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85292 on: October 19, 2017, 01:30:36 PM »
Has he ever spoke of his father being a professional chef anyplace other than that yelp review?

He has said quite a few times that he is an excellent chef, usually when he talks about his amazing chicken soup.

Can not remember him saying the same about his dad.
But he did also recently call himself a fare to midland expert on cats because he has watched Jackson Galaxy.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85293 on: October 19, 2017, 01:32:59 PM »
Today I am planning on conducting the standard Explaining BG/Falkie Attempt Non Possibility Quotient to an intelligent woman. Will report my failed attempt later.

Don't do it. She's going to look at you like you peed on her living room carpet.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85294 on: October 19, 2017, 01:37:48 PM »
Don't do it. She's going to look at you like you peed on her living room carpet.

I know that look.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85295 on: October 19, 2017, 01:46:46 PM »
Today I am planning on conducting the standard Explaining BG/Falkie Attempt Non Possibility Quotient to an intelligent woman. Will report my failed attempt later.
On a scale of 1-10 how black is her soul? Because I would not bring anyone to this site who is innocent and doesn't have a very dark dark sense of humor to say the least.
Oh and my friend and I are still in contact although we haven't spoke much of bellgab lately. LOL
For what it's worth her nickname is Satan's Niece so you know she would get it.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85296 on: October 19, 2017, 02:00:35 PM »
Don't do it. She's going to look at you like you peed on her living room carpet.

I'm planning on peeing on the carpet at the outset of the experiment. As a visual aid.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85297 on: October 19, 2017, 02:04:56 PM »
I'm planning on peeing on the carpet at the outset of the experiment. As a visual aid.

I suggest visual aids as well. Start with this:


Re: Senda's Saintly Mother
« Reply #85298 on: October 19, 2017, 02:19:36 PM »
Something I have noticed since I came to this hive,

Insulting someone's mother in the worse possible way is an art held in high regard by just about every culture and nationality on the planet.  BellGab is no exception.  Dig deep enough, and you'll find something about someone's mother.  I have never met anyone who has taken their mother's insult to heart except, of course, George.  Why is that? 

Besides the credit card incident, and the fact that she probably overindulged her boy a little too much ruined George's life in so many cruel ways, what do we really know about the woman? 

Re: Senda's Saintly Mother
« Reply #85299 on: October 19, 2017, 03:01:49 PM »
Something I have noticed since I came to this hive,

Insulting someone's mother in the worse possible way is an art held in high regard by just about every culture and nationality on the planet.  BellGab is no exception.  Dig deep enough, and you'll find something about someone's mother.  I have never met anyone who has taken their mother's insult to heart except, of course, George.  Why is that? 

Besides the credit card incident, and the fact that she probably overindulged her boy a little too much ruined George's life in so many cruel ways, what do we really know about the woman?

She had big tits.

George On Periscope: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« Reply #85300 on: October 19, 2017, 03:05:55 PM »
Just in from the DW...George was live last night, but not on YT. George is blocked again from live broadcasts on YT for 3 more months. Around 7:15, he tells the person on the phone to, "...shut up"...then he says, "...not to be rude.". WTF?

He finally admits no one signed up for his paranormal tour.


https://www.pscp.tv/georgesenda/1MYxNjrnwjoxw?t=22m6s

Re: Senda's Saintly Mother
« Reply #85301 on: October 19, 2017, 03:08:55 PM »
Something I have noticed since I came to this hive,

Insulting someone's mother in the worse possible way is an art held in high regard by just about every culture and nationality on the planet.  BellGab is no exception.  Dig deep enough, and you'll find something about someone's mother.  I have never met anyone who has taken their mother's insult to heart except, of course, George.  Why is that?
In many parts of Latin America a mother insult is the worst thing you can say to a man, and could end in extreme violence.

I feel bad for Mama Senda, she probably had high hopes for George, and he might have failed her the most.

Re: Senda's Saintly Mother
« Reply #85302 on: October 19, 2017, 03:26:52 PM »
Something I have noticed since I came to this hive,

Insulting someone's mother in the worse possible way is an art held in high regard by just about every culture and nationality on the planet.  BellGab is no exception.  Dig deep enough, and you'll find something about someone's mother.  I have never met anyone who has taken their mother's insult to heart except, of course, George.  Why is that? 

Besides the credit card incident, and the fact that she probably overindulged her boy a little too much ruined George's life in so many cruel ways, what do we really know about the woman?

She seems to have been everything Senda is not.  She worked all her life and apparently saved a considerable amount of money - enough to help her other offspring buy homes for themselves. Senda's hatred for her seems to be centered on two things: 1) She didn't think much of Hello Kathy and 2) she wouldn't fund Senda's ridiculous money-making schemes.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85303 on: October 19, 2017, 03:33:30 PM »


You can watch Senda on Google 2.0 if you're on his approved list and chat with him.  What could possibly be better than that?  :o

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85304 on: October 19, 2017, 03:39:24 PM »
Forget teaching Tiny One to behave, teach your girlfriend how to hold a cat. Or at least let the animal acclimate to its smelly new surroundings, first.

Re: Senda's Saintly Mother
« Reply #85305 on: October 19, 2017, 03:45:20 PM »
Something I have noticed since I came to this hive,

Insulting someone's mother in the worse possible way is an art held in high regard by just about every culture and nationality on the planet.  BellGab is no exception.  Dig deep enough, and you'll find something about someone's mother.  I have never met anyone who has taken their mother's insult to heart except, of course, George.  Why is that? 

Besides the credit card incident, and the fact that she probably overindulged her boy a little too much ruined George's life in so many cruel ways, what do we really know about the woman?
well, George has mentioned she was "rather well endowed"...
TWO YUGE UNDULATING UTTERS...

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85306 on: October 19, 2017, 04:28:41 PM »
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Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85307 on: October 19, 2017, 04:53:37 PM »
I know that look.

Haha

I'm planning on peeing on the carpet at the outset of the experiment. As a visual aid.

Great plan, lol. Good luck.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85308 on: October 19, 2017, 05:10:23 PM »
I'm planning on peeing on the carpet at the outset of the experiment. As a visual aid.
And, to mark your territory. ;D

Re: George Senda taste test video
« Reply #85309 on: October 19, 2017, 06:04:24 PM »
Yes.  We have that situation here too...gotta ask for condiments.   I believe we have seen a large plastic drawer full of condiment packages at George's.  Didn't he recently mention going into some place to pick up some napkins?  I had to help clean out a place rented by four guys with developmental and intellectual disabilities one time.  You could have stocked three fast food chains for six months with all the straws, condiment packets, napkins, and cups that we found.  Unreal.  But then, those fellas had a valid excuse.

Condiments interfere with intimacy.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85310 on: October 19, 2017, 06:19:00 PM »
George is just a big bully !
kitties in Martinez are terrified of him...
his is guilty of chasing them into traffic, abduction, stepping on and sitting on Martinez kitties

now he has set his sights on those who have LEGALLY registered trademarks and URLs

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85311 on: October 19, 2017, 06:27:28 PM »
And, to mark your territory. ;D
is that what George was doing the time he was in his sofa bed and mistook a gastronomic rectal explosion for a fart ?
all over his sofa bed, towels, sheets, blankets, carpet and bathroom ?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85312 on: October 19, 2017, 06:31:40 PM »
George is just a big bully !
kitties in Martinez are terrified of him...
his is guilty of chasing them into traffic, abduction, stepping on and sitting on Martinez kitties

now he has set his sights on those who have LEGALLY registered trademarks and URLs

Those cats are completely mortified of Senda & Kathy.

Re: George Senda taste test video
« Reply #85313 on: October 19, 2017, 06:48:39 PM »
Condiments interfere with intimacy.
Mayo excepted...

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85314 on: October 19, 2017, 06:50:58 PM »
Forget teaching Tiny One to behave, teach your girlfriend how to hold a cat. Or at least let the animal acclimate to its smelly new surroundings, first.
describe please, in as many words as necessary, the "smell" of slow Kathy's abode...

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85315 on: October 19, 2017, 06:53:41 PM »
George will be live on periscope tonight after some football game.
His football boycott lasted as long as any of his other commitments.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85316 on: October 19, 2017, 06:58:56 PM »
George will be live on periscope tonight after some football game.
His football boycott lasted as long as any of his other commitments.

Thanks...we'll fire up Martinez Tonight...

Re: Senda's Saintly Mother
« Reply #85317 on: October 19, 2017, 07:13:37 PM »
She seems to have been everything Senda is not.  She worked all her life and apparently saved a considerable amount of money - enough to help her other offspring buy homes for themselves. Senda's hatred for her seems to be centered on two things: 1) She didn't think much of Hello Kathy and 2) she wouldn't fund Senda's ridiculous money-making schemes.

I'm guessing she felt bad for him, supported him most of the time, and - this was the big mistake - tried to get him to take the steps needed to be self sufficient.  She probably tried crying, yelling, threatening, bribing him, cutting him off, signing him up for jobs, the works.  Early on she likely hovered and was overprotective, not demanding he ever do a thing, and realized her mistake much too late.

What we don't know is whether he is actually retarded, or just really this lazy, oblivious, and entitled.  I'm going with lazy - even a slow learner has a desire to clean up after themselves and try to develop job skills.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85318 on: October 19, 2017, 07:20:32 PM »
Forget teaching Tiny One to behave, teach your girlfriend how to hold a cat. Or at least let the animal acclimate to its smelly new surroundings, first.

He doesn't know or care how to treat people, or certainly animals.  At least people can avoid him or protect themselves - or just wait a few minutes until he leaves their store, but animals can't.  He ought to leave them alone. 

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (AKA George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #85319 on: October 19, 2017, 07:26:59 PM »
describe please, in as many words as necessary, the "smell" of slow Kathy's abode...
Nachos, slow-cooking cabbage, with a side of dirty hairy ass.