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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 09:37:40 PM

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Corona Kitty

Quote from: Ciardelo on January 03, 2017, 10:20:05 PM
Shit dude, lighten up  :D


It's okay you're in a safe zone, we only want to hug you.

Ciardelo

Quote from: username on January 03, 2017, 10:21:47 PM

It's okay you're in a safe zone, we only want to hug you.
You're still not getting a picture of RoseGirl  >:(


Falkie
you claim you never made a porn film ?
let me get this right,
you want me to believe
1.you never made a porn film
2.you solved a problem for IBM that had them stumped
3.you never have perpetrated a con or scam
damn
is that correct ?

littlechris

Quote from: Ciardelo on January 03, 2017, 09:46:09 PM
bateman and popple? Pretty sure that was/is a thing.
I miss popple. She had a cute voice.

bateman

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on January 03, 2017, 02:40:50 AM

http://youtu.be/oiNbgpxALw4

For someone with an interest in the paranormal and mysterious, he never seems to want to solve the mystery of where his money goes every month


damn
George
is this your head on your body ?
is this really really you ?
(same as the porn film)


George
this could be your year !
remember all the ideas I have had for you ?
let's get going !
the clock is ticking !
(does Martinez have a porn shop you could purchase ? if not, what say we open one !)
....Falkie's Casa Senda "where all your nightmares come true"


Ciardelo

Quote from: brig on January 03, 2017, 10:31:31 PM
Burgh UnBagging
He should go ahead and use the protector THEN do the product video. Or he could at least pop all the bubble wrap bubbles or something. ANYTHING but wave around unopened product. Somebody needs to show him how product unboxing videos are really made.

Ciardelo

Quote from: bateman on January 03, 2017, 10:26:45 PM
For someone with an interest in the paranormal and mysterious, he never seems to want to solve the mystery of where his money goes every month


Yeah but that lucky Chinese cat will bring him good fortune. A wise investment.


Quote from: bateman on January 03, 2017, 10:26:45 PM
For someone with an interest in the paranormal and mysterious, he never seems to want to solve the mystery of where his money goes every month



it's what happens when people like senda are given other peoples money. some one who was able to, but never made enough money to take care of themselves in the first place. he needs to drown in a pool of his own blood.  >:(

George
another great idea
isn't it about time for another con ?
why NOT a bleeding cooter con ?
you know, Kathy and her bleeding cooter cannot wait the estimated 3 weeks for the free clinic
so you post a GO fund me page for airfare and an appointment with the world renowned dr. de'veegenia at MAYO clinic
I can supply you with some pretty nasty bleeding cooter photos for a touch of realism (if Kathy is shy and won't allow you to photo her's)
let's do it !

LadyFish

Quote from: brig on January 03, 2017, 10:31:31 PM

https://youtu.be/SYt8WA7HP8k

The suspense is really building:
So far this year, Falkie has bought Kathy a bag of dark chocolate Hershey kisses, a kitty cat solar fortune teller thingie and now a protective cover for her new (refurbished) Nintendo 3DS that may or may not work with the stylus.

The big question is:
Will Falkie ever buy poor Kathy a toaster or will she still be forced to eat cold bread for all of 2017?

Quote from: Evil Twin Of Zen on January 03, 2017, 10:48:48 PM
it's what happens when people like senda are given other peoples money. some one who was able to, but never made enough money to take care of themselves in the first place. he needs to drown in a pool of his own blood.  >:(
hey now, what ? waste his blood ?
when there is a perfectly adequate bleeding cooter available

Quote from: #1 Fan of "The Pittsburgh Pauper" on January 03, 2017, 10:52:02 PM
George
another great idea
isn't it about time for another con ?
why NOT a bleeding cooter con ?
you know, Kathy and her bleeding cooter cannot wait the estimated 3 weeks for the free clinic
so you post a GO fund me page for airfare and an appointment with the world renowned dr. de'veegenia at MAYO clinic
I can supply you with some pretty nasty bleeding cooter photos for a touch of realism (if Kathy is shy and won't allow you to photo her's)
let's do it !

overgrown?


shaped?


other?


;D

bateman

Quote from: Evil Twin Of Zen on January 03, 2017, 10:56:59 PM
overgrown?


shaped?


other?


That reminds me, I've been meaning to buy a pair of little topiary trees.

bateman

Quote from: Evil Twin Of Zen on January 03, 2017, 10:48:48 PM
it's what happens when people like senda are given other peoples money. some one who was able to, but never made enough money to take care of themselves in the first place. he needs to drown in a pool of his own blood.  >:(

And he has zero incentive to grow up and learn basic money management. There's more government cheese on the way next month.

thinking of a certain bleeding cooter (or coochie)
got me to wondering...
hey, Falkie
this could be your big opportunity!
don't miss out !
TUNA SANDWICH !
(and it won't cost you a penny !)

Lilith

Quote from: LadyFish on January 03, 2017, 10:53:47 PM
The suspense is really building:
So far this year, Falkie has bought Kathy a bag of dark chocolate Hershey kisses, a kitty cat solar fortune teller thingie and now a protective cover for her new (refurbished) Nintendo 3DS that may or may not work with the stylus.

The big question is:
Will Falkie ever buy poor Kathy a toaster or will she still be forced to eat cold bread for all of 2017?

And another question is, has he maxed out his new credit card yet?

bateman

Quote from: brig on January 03, 2017, 11:05:21 PM
And another question is, has he maxed out his new credit card yet?

How does he even have a credit card? His score must be in the 300 range.

Lilith

Dear Ciardelo, and ETOZ,

I love the "brig would have said" quotes".   ;D :-*

FRIENDSHIP+++++++++++++

Quote from: bateman on January 03, 2017, 11:08:31 PM
How does he even have a credit card? His score must be in the 300 range.

That would be excellent if he was the DH for the Oakland A's.

Lilith

Quote from: bateman on January 03, 2017, 11:08:31 PM
How does he even have a credit card? His score must be in the 300 range.

Right?

hey falkie fucktard! i've been using my DS Lite for years with this configuration....


not only can i play the games for which DS lite is intended, i play games from other game systems.... listen to music... and watch movies that i convert and load onto the system. i don't have need of netflix apps, itunes, pay for data usage or any of that other shit.  ;D

Quote from: bateman on January 03, 2017, 10:59:25 PM
And he has zero incentive to grow up and learn basic money management. There's more government cheese on the way next month.

i'd rather let him die of hunger.

Edit: actually, i'm more in the mood to see him subject to public impalement on a rusted spike.


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: bateman on January 03, 2017, 11:08:31 PM
How does he even have a credit card? His score must be in the 300 range.

You really don't understand the nature of the debt system these days. They want idiots who don't know how to manage their money. Really!  They have no morals and it's ultimately good for their bottom line.  ;) :D

bateman

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 03, 2017, 11:15:44 PM
You really don't understand the nature of the debt system these days. They want idiots who don't know how to manage their money. Really!  They have no morals and it's ultimately good for their bottom line.  ;) :D

So is he just piling up cards with $300 credit limits and 40% APR?  ???

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