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Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #101430 on: August 13, 2019, 01:47:01 AM »
I don't know the laws down there... But you need a container of some sort (yes, waxed cardboard is the cheapest) up here for a cremation. Doesn't make much sense- but somebody in the industry lobbied somebody in government for a law that makes it the requirement.

Oh, we are now up to $326.12 in the Sendasuperfund™. Keep those donations rolling in.  8)

Yes, that is correct, at a minimum a 'cardboard coffin' is mandated by California law. Last cremation I had to deal with recently cost around $1800 which included a cardboard box and transportation to the crematorium which was about 40 miles away. Seems like a good deal of money for a cremation business that calls itself, "Affordable Cremations"

On the other hand a direct burial (assuming you already have plot that is yours) runs about $8K at a minimum up here in far Northern California. Includes a economy coffin which I forget what it was made out of. I remember my dad's coffin was made entirely out of oak, it was beautiful, too nice to be placed in the ground, would have made a nice piece of furniture if you didn't mind having a 'coffin' in your living room.


Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #101431 on: August 13, 2019, 04:45:15 AM »


We learn Georges measurements,  aaaaand...

This is the Fake News vid George is talking about.


Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #101432 on: August 13, 2019, 05:01:30 AM »


If you never got to see George eat ribs before, don't miss this one.


Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #101433 on: August 13, 2019, 05:03:43 AM »


Here is just one example of what you have to look forward to in the above Senda video.


Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #101434 on: August 13, 2019, 09:47:49 AM »


Senda looks like the world's grouchiest liquor store owner.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #101435 on: August 13, 2019, 09:54:02 AM »


Senda seems to really enjoy sucking the sauce from tube-shaped objects.  If only it was black...

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #101436 on: August 13, 2019, 03:56:56 PM »


Here is just one example of what you have to look forward to in the above Senda video.

Not once during this mindless rib eating orgy did a single napkin appear. Nor did a single drop of BBQ sauce escape Senda's super suction lips and fingers. Best to watch to in slow motion, the groans and grunts really add depth.

Only George Senda could turn mealtime into a x-rated porn flick.


Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #101437 on: August 13, 2019, 06:23:08 PM »


If you never got to see George eat ribs before, don't miss this one.

I kept hoping for a glimpse of his bedpan rib bowl, but I couldn’t tell if he was using it or not.  I had to close my eyes during parts of this one, the eating was just too much for my eyes to see. Listening to him eat ribs wasn’t  too much of a treat for my ears either.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #101438 on: August 13, 2019, 06:50:47 PM »
I kept hoping for a glimpse of his bedpan rib bowl, but I couldn’t tell if he was using it or not.  I had to close my eyes during parts of this one, the eating was just too much for my eyes to see. Listening to him eat ribs wasn’t  too much of a treat for my ears either.

I have not yet summoned the courage to punch up play on this one.  It is apparent that maybe him broadcasting from the stop sign was better,  At least there were no eating videos............

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #101439 on: August 13, 2019, 08:42:26 PM »


George discusses the heat in the Bayria.  I couldn't make out a lot of the words...

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #101440 on: August 14, 2019, 09:25:54 PM »
Bad day for George, triple digit heat in Martinez. Older males who are severely obese suffer the most. It's tragic, makes me want to cry to see anyone suffer as much as George does.

I was reminded of this video, George sitting in front of a fan, naked and expounding on the unfairness of life.


Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #101441 on: August 18, 2019, 05:25:37 PM »
Bad day for George, triple digit heat in Martinez. Older males who are severely obese suffer the most. It's tragic, makes me want to cry to see anyone suffer as much as George does.

I was reminded of this video, George sitting in front of a fan, naked and expounding on the unfairness of life.



As the official self-appointed trustee to the Sendasuperfund™, I believe now to be a good time to remind everybody to donate. George is hot, sweaty, and needlessly uncomfortable. For just $1 a day, you can change the life of a sweaty, obese American senior in need of sponsorship (and air conditioning.)

Operators are standing by to take your calls.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #101442 on: August 18, 2019, 05:29:17 PM »
As the official self-appointed trustee to the Sendasuperfund™, I believe now to be a good time to remind everybody to donate. George is hot, sweaty, and needlessly uncomfortable. For just $1 a day, you can change the life of a sweaty, obese American senior in need of sponsorship (and air conditioning.)

Operators are standing by to take your calls.

Air conditioner, eh? Maybe I should get involved. :D

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #101443 on: August 19, 2019, 12:44:15 AM »
Air conditioner, eh? Maybe I should get involved. :D

I understand that I may be a little twisted... But every decade or two, hotels and motels usually get rid of their heat pump A/C units. they are not window units, and generally require a manufactured opening (which they keep with the building.) They are a compressor and evaporator sitting on a metal tray.

I kind of want to offer them $20 for a unit (they usually have to pay to dispose of them) and have it delivered to Martinez. Most of them are 220V units, and would never fit in a window...

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #101444 on: August 19, 2019, 08:49:37 AM »
I saw a commercial for one of the companies that sends discretely packaged adult incontinence items to people the other day.  They were offering a "free sample pack" and found myself wondering if the Big Eff had availed himself of this freebie yet.  If not someone should doo something about that...

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #101445 on: August 19, 2019, 09:54:06 AM »
As the official self-appointed trustee to the Sendasuperfund™, I believe now to be a good time to remind everybody to donate. George is hot, sweaty, and needlessly uncomfortable. For just $1 a day, you can change the life of a sweaty, obese American senior in need of sponsorship (and air conditioning.)

Operators are standing by to take your calls.

How much would you need to send him a length of sturdy rope?


Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #101446 on: August 19, 2019, 09:48:34 PM »
The Big Chicken had heard that Mr. Senda was quite ill.  Fortunately that seems not tob e the case as a new cat video was posted on his forum just today.  Whew.

The Big Chicken had heard that Mr. Senda was quite ill.  Fortunately that seems not tob e the case as a new cat video was posted on his forum just today.  Whew.

Disturbing but not uncommon. All warriors are eventually called to big wigwam in the sky, even the large ones.

To whom it may concern,

I would like to donate the following to the Senda Trust Super Fund:

1. XXX
2. XXX
3. XXX

Note: Notwithstanding, financial limits do not apply. (inclusive without appeal if necessary)

(Attorney signature)



Witnessed this day, August 20, 2019