um...dude. I'm a ginger.
Speaking as a chemical ginger, I feel your pain, but then again, I paid good money to be part of the greater ginger community. Not only that, but gingers uphold the highest standards of sexiness, i.e Ewan McGregor, King of the Gingers and Karen Gillan, Queen of the Gingers. Thomas Jefferson was a ginger and he did pretty OK in life.
Stand proud and brave, oh mighty ginger.