Author Topic: Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you  (Read 17000 times)

0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.

Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #90 on: January 21, 2014, 04:04:48 PM »

Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #91 on: January 21, 2014, 09:14:29 PM »
Mentally ill internet freaks....  :-\
Top right shit if I've ever seen it

Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #92 on: January 21, 2014, 10:00:32 PM »
Mentally ill internet freaks....  :-\

Don't make fun of the BellGabbers... them's my friends, mang.


Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #93 on: January 22, 2014, 04:20:44 AM »


Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #94 on: January 26, 2014, 03:10:02 PM »
Zombie Nooray?



THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME THING I'VE SEEN IN FOREVER!!

Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #95 on: January 26, 2014, 05:39:14 PM »
THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME THING I'VE SEEN IN FOREVER!!
Why thanks! - I already picked on myself and noticed small errors here and there i would have liked to not have left in there but I play in photoshop daily and unfortunately didn't need to keep "THESE" files and don't feel like doing the whole face matching/stretching/tweaking again to fix the minor nuances i have with it - but IT DID turn out pretty awesome if i do say so myself  :P  Thanks again!

Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #96 on: February 11, 2014, 01:08:23 AM »

Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #97 on: February 11, 2014, 01:15:10 AM »


Unholy crap! This is why we needed You Tube in the 19th century.

Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #98 on: February 11, 2014, 07:30:46 PM »


My other head has talked me into some crazy things, too.

Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #99 on: February 11, 2014, 07:37:42 PM »

Wowowowowowow

Now you've got me googling that guys name.

Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #100 on: March 25, 2014, 08:56:49 AM »
[attachimg=1]

Balloons by Oddly-Spliced on deviantArt.com

Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #101 on: March 25, 2014, 09:00:09 AM »
[attachimg=1]

"See as I see" by balloons on deviantArt

Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #102 on: March 25, 2014, 09:00:16 AM »


[attachimg=1]

"See as I see" by balloons on deviantArt
Pan's Labyrinth.  Truly bizarre and strange. 


Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #103 on: March 25, 2014, 09:15:15 AM »
Nothing scares me.

Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #104 on: March 25, 2014, 09:54:23 AM »
White punks on dope


Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #106 on: March 25, 2014, 01:12:25 PM »
White punks on dope

I blame their moms and dads for moving to Hollywood.


Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #108 on: March 25, 2014, 02:04:09 PM »
i answer the door
me "hello"
them " hello. we are from the government and we are here to help you"


Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #109 on: March 25, 2014, 03:03:28 PM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teratology

The study of monsters.  Birth defects are probably single biggest confound to the idea of a caring god.  wtf would birth defects occur if there was god. caring or otherwise.  Which brings us to ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodicy


Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #110 on: March 25, 2014, 04:41:47 PM »
Alligators and sharks.
Obamacare.
Most current movies and TV shows.

Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #111 on: March 25, 2014, 06:00:27 PM »

When I first saw this video about a year ago it gave me the shivers. I thought it would be appropriate to dig it out and post it here.

Yeah it's pretty fucked up so watch with caution.

Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #112 on: March 25, 2014, 08:33:12 PM »

When I first saw this video about a year ago it gave me the shivers. I thought it would be appropriate to dig it out and post it here.

Yeah it's pretty fucked up so watch with caution.

What the hell was that?

Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #113 on: March 25, 2014, 08:41:54 PM »
What the hell was that?

I think the Japanese have just never, psychologically, got over losing the war, and this is the kind of stuff that manifests itself from their collective psyche.

It's also possible that atomic bombs just make people batshit crazy for the next hundred generations.

Now, I know that sounds like the same theory just repeated in a different manner, but I assure you it's not.


Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #114 on: March 26, 2014, 01:05:06 PM »
What the hell was that?
Something that just made my penis hide lol.

Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #115 on: March 26, 2014, 02:53:51 PM »
What the hell was that?
This might provide a little insight, from a Bourdain episode in Tokyo:

Toshio Maeda is a manga creator like few others, the father of what could only be described as tentacle porn. His 1986 manga "Urotsukidoji," was about half-human, half-bestial space invaders in search of an evil supreme being. It contained unbelievably graphic, lurid, violent, and one would argue offensive images of sex acts involving not sexual organs, but other protuberances.

It became a huge hit and has been imitated wildly both in other manga and other live action films. A whole genre of lurid, but extraordinarily well-drawn madness. At Meino Uli (ph) restaurant Toshio tries to explain.

TOSHIO MAEDA, MANGA CREATOR: This girl seems like a high school girl. So basically, it's forbidden.

BOURDAIN: Notice, by the way, the distinguished owner and her complete lack of shock or offense at the graphic, frankly horrifying images of rape, violation, and murder spread casually across the table for all to see.

Japanese manga, ones that everyone reads on the subway home even, well, they're different.

The big breakthrough was you couldn't draw penises, you couldn't draw specifically orifices. You couldn't actually show humans penetrating each other.

MAEDA: In Japan.

BOURDAIN: Right.

MAEDA: It was a big no-no at that time. So I invented tentacles.

BOURDAIN: Right.

MAEDA: To be evasive about the law.

BOURDAIN: Also demons.

MAEDA: Demons.

BOURDAIN: Demons. That's fantastic. Whether you meant to at the time, you absolutely changed the world of manga. You created an entire spectrum of pornography that didn't exist before. I mean, if you go -- if you go to YouTube now, there is tentacle manga. There -- tentacle and demon manga. There is tentacle and demon anime. A lot.

Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #116 on: March 26, 2014, 03:04:29 PM »
This might provide a little insight, from a Bourdain episode in Tokyo:

Toshio Maeda is a manga creator like few others, the father of what could only be described as tentacle porn. His 1986 manga "Urotsukidoji," was about half-human, half-bestial space invaders in search of an evil supreme being. It contained unbelievably graphic, lurid, violent, and one would argue offensive images of sex acts involving not sexual organs, but other protuberances.

It became a huge hit and has been imitated wildly both in other manga and other live action films. A whole genre of lurid, but extraordinarily well-drawn madness. At Meino Uli (ph) restaurant Toshio tries to explain.

TOSHIO MAEDA, MANGA CREATOR: This girl seems like a high school girl. So basically, it's forbidden.

BOURDAIN: Notice, by the way, the distinguished owner and her complete lack of shock or offense at the graphic, frankly horrifying images of rape, violation, and murder spread casually across the table for all to see.

Japanese manga, ones that everyone reads on the subway home even, well, they're different.

The big breakthrough was you couldn't draw penises, you couldn't draw specifically orifices. You couldn't actually show humans penetrating each other.

MAEDA: In Japan.

BOURDAIN: Right.

MAEDA: It was a big no-no at that time. So I invented tentacles.

BOURDAIN: Right.

MAEDA: To be evasive about the law.

BOURDAIN: Also demons.

MAEDA: Demons.

BOURDAIN: Demons. That's fantastic. Whether you meant to at the time, you absolutely changed the world of manga. You created an entire spectrum of pornography that didn't exist before. I mean, if you go -- if you go to YouTube now, there is tentacle manga. There -- tentacle and demon manga. There is tentacle and demon anime. A lot.

Actually, tentacle porn goes way back.  I recently saw an article about weird erotica and this was one of the pictures it featured.  It's a depiction of a Japanese tale called, "The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife," and it's about as weird as it gets.  I completely lost it when I first saw it, because it looks like Gahan Wilson drew the octopi.[attachimg=1]

Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #117 on: March 26, 2014, 03:19:16 PM »
Interesting. Just that "wild and crazy" Japanese culture. ;)

Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #118 on: March 26, 2014, 03:26:35 PM »
Interesting. Just that "wild and crazy" Japanese culture. ;)

Ain't that the truth!  It looks like the Revenge of the Sushi!

Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #119 on: March 26, 2014, 04:23:42 PM »
Ha!  Maybe the Japanese should start running PSAs on the radio for "Sushi Guilt Syndrome."