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Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« on: December 12, 2013, 04:03:41 AM »

Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2013, 04:10:28 AM »
oh dammit, I guess there's already a thread like this one a million pages back. Crap, I felt really innovative for a second.

Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2013, 04:27:24 AM »
oh dammit, I guess there's already a thread like this one a million pages back. Crap, I felt really innovative for a second.

I'm scared of melty dogs:

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Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2013, 04:27:52 AM »
Creatures in the night. Any type


Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2013, 04:38:47 AM »
Creatures in the night. Any type

How do you feel about melty dogs?

Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2013, 04:41:17 AM »
I want to roll my cock up in their skin

Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2013, 04:42:07 AM »
LOL fuck, I wrote that

Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2013, 04:44:39 AM »
I want to roll my cock up in their skin

That's horrid.

lol

Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2013, 04:51:27 AM »
I ain't skeered of nuthin.

Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2013, 05:42:32 AM »
Howdy Doody.  And that creepy Cowboy Bob or Uncle Bob or whoever he was.
We had a guy in the old neighborhood -- looked just like him -- we ALL knew to stay FAR FAR AWAY from him.... >:(
And that mangy marionette was a real DEMON!! 

Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2013, 06:23:36 AM »
Heights. Big insects I'm not keen on. Lions. Lions are the consummate scary REALLY scary animal. 

Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2013, 07:41:06 AM »
Heights. Big insects I'm not keen on. Lions. Lions are the consummate scary REALLY scary animal.
Big insects and lions could be taken care of if you had Onan's guns.

Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2013, 08:05:54 AM »
Big insects and lions could be taken care of if you had Onan's guns.

IF you could see them; in the wild they're invisible..

Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2013, 08:30:50 AM »
People, products, or organizations who say they want to "help" me.

Anybody who says "The Lord" told them such and such.

Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2013, 08:30:59 AM »
Heights. Big insects I'm not keen on. Lions. Lions are the consummate scary REALLY scary animal.

tigers are bigger.
this is scarier:

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« Reply #15 on: December 12, 2013, 08:50:55 AM »
Spiders...Spiders scare the crap out of me....Thats why I really dont want to visit Australia, or the Amazon.

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« Reply #16 on: December 12, 2013, 08:52:15 AM »
tigers are bigger.
this is scarier:



Agreed..that is scarier. it's difficult to convey how really predatory lions are in the wild..or how easy they can blend in effortlessly and make sure they're top of the food chain. Quite why they're called king of the jungle, I have no idea, they don't live in the jungle.

Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #17 on: December 12, 2013, 08:55:28 AM »
Queen of the Jungle?

tigers are bigger.
this is scarier:


Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #18 on: December 12, 2013, 09:15:25 AM »
Things I can't control
Cancer
Alzheimer's/dementia
Being destitute
Spiders, although I've gotten over that quite a bit
Many social situations
Not being able to help my family out when they need it
Many aspects of the government

Oh, and Witchie Poo from H.R. Puff 'n Stuff

Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #19 on: December 12, 2013, 09:36:39 AM »

Oh, and Witchie Poo from H.R. Puff 'n Stuff


Oh WOW, I had totally forgotten about her!!  :o

**shudder**

Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #20 on: December 12, 2013, 10:32:24 AM »
Howdy Doody.  And that creepy Cowboy Bob or Uncle Bob or whoever he was.
We had a guy in the old neighborhood -- looked just like him -- we ALL knew to stay FAR FAR AWAY from him.... >:(
And that mangy marionette was a real DEMON!!
When I was 4 my mother gave me a Howdy Doody doll that had a string  articulated mouth , scarred the hell out of me....

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« Reply #21 on: December 12, 2013, 10:50:56 AM »
I want to roll my cock up in their skin

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« Reply #22 on: December 12, 2013, 11:03:46 AM »
Queen of the Jungle?

I'm not sure if it is a Tigger, from Winnie the Pooh or Spidee Man.. . Now that is scary, and even more so if they are sneaky behind your back and go Boo!

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« Reply #23 on: December 12, 2013, 11:05:30 AM »
Quite why they're called king of the jungle, I have no idea, they don't live in the jungle.

hmm... i'd never really considered that, but you're right.  tha phukk.

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« Reply #24 on: December 12, 2013, 11:39:12 AM »
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« Reply #25 on: December 12, 2013, 12:04:44 PM »
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Not possible

I have......



















Diplomatic immunity ;D

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« Reply #26 on: December 12, 2013, 12:48:16 PM »
That diplomatic immunity dude from Lethal Weapon 2 was in the Pet Shop Boys video You Were Always on my Mind





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« Reply #27 on: December 12, 2013, 01:08:04 PM »

Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #28 on: December 12, 2013, 01:31:29 PM »

Things that scare the BEJEEZUS out of you
« Reply #29 on: December 12, 2013, 01:48:36 PM »
Humans.