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Re: Bigfoot
« Reply #210 on: February 23, 2016, 09:48:19 AM »
This video is not reliable footage of sassysquatch, although it is an interesting story.

I leave this hear because apparently robot-text-to-voice readers have developed Southern Accents, sort of.

There may have been some GrosPied*/Bionic-man(Steve Austin) cross-pollination during the post-Reptillian pupal stage of the pre-Juvenile phase of BigFoot development.  This is a disturbing development in both future human-sasquatch and future robot-human relations.  I will not delve into the possible connections to Nazi attempts to infiltrate the American South during WW2 other than to say it was perhaps UFO(Nazi Bell and/or Antarctica Nazi Base) related.  We have all heard the stories of Yeti-type creatures guarding the underground entrances to the city in Antartica, I assume?

I have said too much.  Here is the relevant youtube for your consideration:



To say nothing of the early French Republic's support of the breakaway Southern States during the American Civial War.

Seriously, take a listen to the brutally mangled Southern Robot Accent deer story...



*I cannot believe L'Acadamie Francaise has not come up with an appropriate unique Frankish mot for Sassquatch, perhaps the French-Canadians have one?  Dunno...

Re: Bigfoot
« Reply #211 on: February 27, 2016, 11:28:15 PM »
Unbelievable:



Re: Bigfoot
« Reply #212 on: March 31, 2016, 10:25:03 AM »


Re: Bigfoot...South Arkansas Dangerous Game Outfitters
« Reply #213 on: April 04, 2016, 05:07:24 PM »
i'm honored to say that i do indeed know Mr. Chance Massey and can verify that is actually him in these videos. when last i spoke to him (two hours ago), he mentioned his new documentary idea centered around the famous Appalachian Poke Salad Feuds. enjoy the following videos.  ;D

South Arkansas Dangerous Game Outfitters





if MITD would be interested in a live interview with Mr. Chance, i'd be happy to ask him about it.  8)

Re: Bigfoot...South Arkansas Dangerous Game Outfitters
« Reply #214 on: April 06, 2016, 04:12:21 PM »
... the famous Appalachian Poke Salad Feuds....

I don't know what this is, but I suddently feel the need to know.


Re: Bigfoot...South Arkansas Dangerous Game Outfitters
« Reply #215 on: April 06, 2016, 05:23:41 PM »
I don't know what this is, but I suddently feel the need to know.

Pokeweed (American nightshade) is a strongly smelling herbaceous perennial growing from four to eight feet in height. The root and berries are poisonous, but the first shoots that grow in the spring are considered to be a great delicacy. They are green to reddish purple in color and may be prepared like asparagus.

If the wrong parts are eaten and pokeweed is not prepared properly, it can be poisonous to consume. It is important to use only the thick, succulent new growth (3 to 4 inches at the growing tips). The rest of the plant contains so much Vitamin A that it may be poisonous unless it is boiled in water 3 times (the water must be discarded 3 times to leech out the excess Vitamin A).



The feud was reported to be caused by a group hoarding pokeweed. The group claimed they were attempting to be the only source of the plants Anti-syphilitic and Gonorrheal Rheumatism properties.
The first shots fired over this problem, were by two groups of mothers needing the plant for making a poultice for caked breasts.

The documentary could take on one of several centers of focus, including breast feeding in the backwoods homestead. Almost certainly there will be another Killing Bigfoot tie-in with gobs of exciting gun-play (as i understand, Mr. Chance renewed his Bigfoot hunting permit following his jail-time).  ;)

Re: Bigfoot...South Arkansas Dangerous Game Outfitters
« Reply #216 on: April 06, 2016, 07:12:37 PM »
Pokeweed (American nightshade) is a strongly smelling herbaceous perennial growing from four to eight feet in height. The root and berries are poisonous, but the first shoots that grow in the spring are considered to be a great delicacy. They are green to reddish purple in color and may be prepared like asparagus.

If the wrong parts are eaten and pokeweed is not prepared properly, it can be poisonous to consume. It is important to use only the thick, succulent new growth (3 to 4 inches at the growing tips). The rest of the plant contains so much Vitamin A that it may be poisonous unless it is boiled in water 3 times (the water must be discarded 3 times to leech out the excess Vitamin A).



The feud was reported to be caused by a group hoarding pokeweed. The group claimed they were attempting to be the only source of the plants Anti-syphilitic and Gonorrheal Rheumatism properties.
The first shots fired over this problem, were by two groups of mothers needing the plant for making a poultice for caked breasts.

The documentary could take on one of several centers of focus, including breast feeding in the backwoods homestead. Almost certainly there will be another Killing Bigfoot tie-in with gobs of exciting gun-play (as i understand, Mr. Chance renewed his Bigfoot hunting permit following his jail-time).  ;)
Dang, a relative got that stuff all over the side of her hill. I thought it was just a useless weed and would cut down but now I can understand why the deer don't eat it (and they eat everything else.) Never knew it was poisonous or worth something and people are even feuding about it. Heck, forget the Bigfeet, that would make an interesting radio show!

Re: Bigfoot
« Reply #217 on: April 06, 2016, 07:37:04 PM »
Thanks for the briefing, EToZ.  I'd watch whatever production comes of this.

Re: Bigfoot
« Reply #218 on: April 06, 2016, 10:49:20 PM »
This is the song you write after eating too much Poke...

Take a Peek!



Perhaps it could be utilized in the Feud documentary?

Re: Bigfoot
« Reply #219 on: May 11, 2016, 01:07:02 AM »
I think this ground-breaking film of evidence is available on either Netflix, Amaxon Prima, or Hulu.

Not Sure.

Perhaps None of Above?

in short:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0279919/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

If one can actually find this gem, it should be viewed in it's entireity(sp)...

Whoa!

Re: Bigfoot
« Reply #220 on: May 11, 2016, 01:16:35 AM »


My gawd (ermaghawd) what have I dun? (brooks)

Re: Bigfoot
« Reply #221 on: June 13, 2016, 01:22:58 AM »


I am Not Sure that that/this was legit//

ediot: Oh my RhodesCollar!

Re: Bigfoot
« Reply #222 on: November 09, 2016, 03:27:23 AM »
Quote
...I WAS AT FULL BRAW...

Whoa!

ediot to Moderators:  could that Whack Squatch thread be re-united with it's lawdiest ken?> (y'all canoe)

Re: Bigfoot
« Reply #223 on: January 16, 2017, 02:29:00 AM »


Non-acceptable evidence equals refute/repudiation.\\

Enough kooks spout nonsense unobservable by scientists:



apogee not to be Kahn!Fuseed with apology or a defense of an idée...

luv this gimme a g0rge vidya:



Arhnold, yew cad!  Lost!

My training of sum then...

Re: Bigfoot
« Reply #224 on: January 30, 2017, 11:31:18 PM »
Here's a shorthand summary of every 'Finding Bigfoot' episode ever filmed:

"This place is supposedly a real hotbed of recent activity!"

"When you saw the Bigfoot, how tall was it... this tall?  or this tall?"

"There's lots of deer here so should be a great place for 'squatches!"

"Ok, I'm gonna try a call .... WOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEYIP!"

"Wait, what's that sound ... did you hear that?"

"There was something on the thermal, but it disappeared!"

"Well we can't rule out it might have been a coyote, but it sure could've been a 'squatch!"

"That was a very constructive investigation, and we learned more about these elusive creatures!"


Re: Bigfoot
« Reply #225 on: February 11, 2017, 07:54:49 AM »

Re: Bigfoot
« Reply #226 on: February 11, 2017, 08:33:38 AM »
The master page.
 (A 16-year collection of approximately 4,250 bigfoot related newspaper and magazine
articles listed on this page) - last updated September 2012
http://www.bigfootencounters.com/articles.htm

Re: Bigfoot
« Reply #227 on: February 11, 2017, 06:22:04 PM »
I'm waiting for someone to start posting articles about the elusive, Bigflute. ::)

Re: Bigfoot
« Reply #228 on: February 11, 2017, 06:45:50 PM »
I'm waiting for someone to start posting articles about the elusive, Bigflute. ::)


Re: Bigfoot
« Reply #229 on: February 13, 2017, 12:26:27 AM »
I'm waiting for someone to start posting articles about the elusive, Bigflute. ::)
Heh, heh, heh.   :)

Re: Bigfoot
« Reply #230 on: February 13, 2017, 12:27:05 AM »

Re: Bigfoot
« Reply #231 on: March 29, 2017, 12:05:09 AM »
I'm waiting for someone to start posting articles about the elusive, Bigflute. ::)


I feel like there are more appropriate things you could be waiting for. Honestly. Couldn't you and brig start improvising on some scissoring sessions or something?

Re: Bigfoot
« Reply #232 on: May 11, 2017, 12:36:47 AM »
.... WOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEYIP!"...

Again the "woo-gurlz" intar\fear wif them 'squatchin'

Nm'reckon, discus.

Knot a'sayin''..


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Re: Bigfoot
« Reply #233 on: May 13, 2017, 02:34:07 AM »
http://cliffbarackman.com/pre-1958-bigfoot-reference/

Bigfoot researcher Cliff Barackman finds a TV show mentioning "Bigfoot" 2 years before the term is commonly believed to have been coined.

Re: Bigfoot
« Reply #234 on: June 12, 2017, 05:56:22 PM »


Re: Rob Lowe has seen Bigfoot
« Reply #236 on: June 29, 2017, 10:08:29 PM »
and he has a Bigfooting show coming out:
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2017/06/29/rob-lowe-claims-to-have-seen-bigfoot-while-filming-new-tv-show.html

Intriguing but I'm guessing it's just bait to get people to watch his new show. 

P.S. I guess you have to wear a black t-shirt to be part of that family.  ;)

Re: Bigfoot
« Reply #237 on: August 21, 2017, 09:48:25 PM »
The guy who shot this was a guest on Sasquatch Chronicles Podcast last week. It's some kind of unknown creature/entity. I don't know what it is but the video is freaky! I definitely don't wanna see that thing snooping around outside my place.



Enhanced



Re: Bigfoot
« Reply #238 on: August 21, 2017, 10:01:42 PM »


Pat and Brian uses this song to introduce Bigfoot segments on their show.

Re: Bigfoot
« Reply #239 on: October 04, 2017, 01:36:39 AM »
COLORADO: HUNTER CLAIMS HE WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY A SASQUATCH

Darrel Whitaker, from Glenwood Springs in Colorado, claims a sasquatch attacked him and attempted to rape him while he was walking in the woods.

The 57-year old man was walking to his hunting cabin on Sunday, to see if it had suffered any damage during the winter.

All of a sudden, a large “gorilla-like” creature dropped from a tree in front of him punched him in the face.

“It was at least 8-foot tall and it’s punches hurt like hell! I was knocked right out at the first blow!”

While Mr. Whitaker was trying to recover from the attack, the large humanoid creature began to tear his clothes while letting out some terrifying howls.

“When I regained consciousness, he had already torn my pants and was tearing through my underwear. I stabbed him in the shoulder with my hunting knife, and that made him run away.”

Mr. Whitaker immediately reported the attack to both the Glenwood Springs Police Department (GSPD) and the Colorado Parks and Wildlife agency, and a joint investigation has been launched.


http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/colorado-hunter-claims-he-was-sexually-assaulted-by-a-sasquatch/