Dave Schrader

[BattyBrooke]

There is a well known correlation between some mental conditions, like schizophrenia and cigarette smoking. Just saying with some of these guests.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2613326/
"Schizophrenia is a common mental illness with a high prevalence of smoking. More than 80% of schizophrenics smoke compared to 25% of the general population. Both schizophrenia and tobacco use have strong genetic components, which may overlap. It has been suggested that smoking in schizophrenia may be a form of self-medication in an attempt to treat an underlying biological pathology."

Fascinating and fulfilling to know. Seriously! Thank you, albrecht.

[FightTheFuture]

I thought tonight was Noory's first Sunday of the month turn at the mic, with submerging artists.

[Major Ed Damien]

Goddamn tonight's awful sacrilege.

You can't have a show about angels with no Jorch Noory.

That's just about the most un-angelic, goddamned thing I can think of . . . sober. 

Fuck this in the poop chute with an ungreased telephone pole, I say.

Who's going to ask about the demonic angels? 

You know, the angels with wings as black as the devil's ass is black from smoke.

Why, angels with no Jorch is like a Jorch with no wig. 

Jorch and angels go together like "re" and "tard."

Anything else is just wrong, wrong, wrong.

It's wrong, I tell you.

Did I mention it's wrong?

Well it is.

It's wrong, I say yet again.

[pate]

Semisonic - Closing Time

Heh.

[21st Century Man]

This is how I pictured her!

Btw, by the crickets on this thread, I take it no one listens to Schrader. Ever.

I listen to Dave though lately he only seems to have a couple guests a week and I wish he would have more because he's a great interviewer.  I sort of like Monday nights when he reads letters and take calls but maybe they should pare that down to 2 hours and maybe an hour of supernatural news.  There is way too much filler when they do Supernatural news on Fridays.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I thought tonight was Noory's first Sunday of the month turn at the mic, with submerging artists.

He had to postpone it a week.  Other engagements and all that.

[Gd5150]

My God who rolls under a 10,000lb semi with no blocks on the wheels and just a wobbly jack holding it up. That's absolutely nuts.

[Major Ed Damien]

This would be a far better story if the guy had been squashed into a tiny two-and-a-half inch person who later joined the carnival.

I guess I was hoping for something a little more stimulating.

[Major Ed Damien]

The "miracle" is that I'm still listening to this, Dave.

[21st Century Man]

I think this story is riveting.  I've already heard the whole thing once on Dave's show but Van Natta's going into far more detail here.

[pate]

"Dave" os note so interested in your listn' to this guy, as well..

I give you toxic topic... dave is good tat rat-a-tat-tat...

[Major Ed Damien]

Lord, send me a pack of angels to rescue me from this horrible radio program.

And it's so fuckin' awesome that the host and his guest are "sharing" the incredible tale with me.

I mean, I could understand "sharing" a piece of pie or a bag of potato chips with somebody . . . but this lame shit?

Wouldja please cash my shares?

[pate]

Alwaus thout it was the "ButterMan"...  bqwhatever...


Better Man - Pearl Jam

BqwaddaeyenoE?

[Major Ed Damien]

Two overweight angels arrived.  LOL

[Major Ed Damien]

LOL

Guy was saved by angels with mullets.

[goldendeal]

Hmmm.. he just described members of Rush during 80s...long hair, robes….

[Major Ed Damien]

It's starting to get better . . . funnier.

The angels need to have tattoos and that goat's ass-looking facial hair you see on douche bags.

[pate]

Pearl Jam - Yellow Ledbetter

Steve gave me this...

[21st Century Man]

The angels description sounds a bit silly.  I'm picturing 2 identical twins that look like Fabio.

[Major Ed Damien]

If they didn't bring Angel's Food Cake, then they weren't real angels.

Period.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch wouldn't be able to follow the story to this point.

He'd be asking shit that the guy had already answered two or three times.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch:  "So these angels . . . were they big angels?  Or just regular-sized?"

[pate]

Hole - Violet

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch:  "This is unbulleebubble . . . and you were stuck under a freight train?"

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch:  "Did you ever bulleeb these angels might have been evil or demonic for rescuing you?"

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch:  "I think you may have gone through a portal . . . not of this earth."

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch:  "My god . . . big angels and a big truck . . . unbulleebubble."

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch:  "We're going to take your calls in the last hour.  Call the show if you've ever been in a big truck."

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch:  "Tyler is truck driving in Alabama . . . Tyler, I'm going to guess that you're in a pretty big truck."

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch:  "Jeeze . . . tell me about the pain again.  I'd like to hear it three more times."