I know you keep an unblinking eye on the trivial pursuits that transpire here no matter what plane of existence it behooves you to inhabit at any given time, Batgod. So I thought you would be pleased to know that I recently scored for two bits at a garage sale, what may be the only 1972 copy of the Camelsocks Almanac autographed by Don Gordon, Vic Tayback, Anthony Zerbe, Gregory Sierra, and Bill Mumy, but not Steve Mcqueen and/or Dustin Hoffman, during the filming ofPapillon. It's going up for auction next month at Sotheby's with an opening bid of four million euros, and I will generously express my gratitude by making long overdue renovations to your shrine with a sizeable portion of the proceeds after taxes and commissions. And I'm talking the works: sunken living room, wet bar, jacuzzi, new counter tops, floor coverings, and the window and wall treatments of your choice. If you can't make up your mind, I'll be happy to send you some catalogs and swatches.