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Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #60 on: December 13, 2018, 02:53:31 AM »
I feel like blue screening myself.
Just say  ' NO '     (to Doze.)




LOL -  still using Hardware Abstraction Layer  (HAL).     BWAAAA Haa Haaa  haaa

Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #61 on: December 13, 2018, 03:07:11 AM »
Liberace should change his name to pinocchio.
Or to:
OWNER of BellGab & EllGab

Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #62 on: December 13, 2018, 04:48:46 AM »
Or to:
OWNER of BellGab & EllGab

Nobody could begin to imagine the amount of cooch he and I have double dutched behind drawn blinds ... The unimaginable depths we've plunged.


Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #63 on: December 13, 2018, 03:43:46 PM »
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Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #64 on: December 13, 2018, 04:54:53 PM »
Well, this is awkward. I told everyone you were dead.
Do we really know that you can NOT post on Liberace's hallowed grounds if you are dead?


Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #65 on: December 14, 2018, 03:55:41 PM »
Good to know you are alive and well, Bat God! The lonely silver rain has ended.


Like some Hopi rain clan coalescing on the head of a lightning rod.

Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #66 on: December 14, 2018, 03:58:40 PM »
I could not have predicted thus.  Welcome back, Zzotzz!


Hello Halo Hell-low

Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #67 on: December 14, 2018, 04:14:33 PM »
EEEEEH! Camazotz! It's so nice to see new posts from you!

I thought you had been the Upper Right Corner Quote Picker then Liberace (MV) said whomever it had been had died. I was saddened for a few minutes.

Well, I'm glad you're back from the dead and I owe Liberace an apology for doubting him. It's a good thing he is totally into women. Maybe he'll go easy on me.

I applied for the job of URCQP, but MV refused my bribe.

But I did contribute to Bellgab in a way I have never revealed.

Until now.

I asked MV to not tell anyone I designed/created the logo to be used on itunes for The Spec Sheet. I don't know why, other than that I can be a secretive bastard.

The rumor mill can finally breathe a sigh of relief and rest its mighty braincase.

Let freedom ring.



 

Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #68 on: December 14, 2018, 04:29:40 PM »
Well, this is awkward. I told everyone you were dead.

I forced Mary Magdalene to regroup as well.  But that was long ago, when encasement was easier on the vessel and gnostic wafers of vegetable matter were plentiful and well stamped with the seal of the astrologer's staff.

Now, it's... just all so damned "viral."

Yet, we/I/you, subsist.


Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #69 on: December 14, 2018, 04:36:53 PM »
Camazotz -  You're Back !     
Excellent to see you.   :)

Thanks, buddy.  Sanctuary beckoned.  The nightmares of Carousel are over.



Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #72 on: December 20, 2018, 08:14:36 PM »
^
Look, Cam! We found a new falkie.
Hope you'll join in this time.



You guys and your perpetual Falkie quest. ::) ;D

Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #73 on: December 28, 2018, 01:34:54 PM »
All Falkie proxies here at the store are on perpetual back order.

I do have some wonderful new old stock Y2K slogan mugs (R U READY? IT'S COMING!) that can be dusted off, but postage is a bitch.

They're made out of lead to protect your coffee from gamma rays that will be emitted when all the nuclear power plant computers attempt to traverse the dreaded YYYYMMDD limitation, resulting in eventual meltdown of said power plant.

Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #74 on: December 28, 2018, 01:48:40 PM »
All Falkie proxies here at the store are on perpetual back order.

I do have some wonderful new old stock Y2K slogan mugs (R U READY? IT'S COMING!) that can be dusted off, but postage is a bitch.

They're made out of lead to protect your coffee from gamma rays that will be emitted when all the nuclear power plant computers attempt to traverse the dreaded YYYYMMDD limitation, resulting in eventual meltdown of said power plant.
Cam, please put me down for one of your highly desired Y2K mugs.  I've been very concerned ever since I learned about the heinous act described in the link below.

https://www.cnet.com/news/trump-orders-government-to-stop-working-on-y2k-bug/

Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #75 on: December 28, 2018, 02:02:15 PM »
Cam, please put me down for one of your highly desired Y2K mugs.  I've been very concerned ever since I learned about the heinous act described in the link below.

https://www.cnet.com/news/trump-orders-government-to-stop-working-on-y2k-bug/

Done. Will throw in a dozen Y2K instant beef/onion/carrot soup meal packets. Pour the contents in your invincible mug, add water, place over campfire grill and simmer until heaven blossoms forth. 

(Expiration stamp date on packets is 2018, but survival is survival.)

Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #76 on: December 28, 2018, 02:28:16 PM »
Done. Will throw in a dozen Y2K instant beef/onion/carrot soup meal packets. Pour the contents in your invincible mug, add water, place over campfire grill and simmer until heaven blossoms forth. 

(Expiration stamp date on packets is 2018, but survival is survival.)
ĄGracias!  I now laugh in the face of impending doom.




Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #77 on: February 20, 2019, 02:58:59 PM »
ĄGracias!  I now laugh in the face of impending doom.



That Dames pic is going on my VIP laminated ticket lanyard when I attend the Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo on March 30.

https://theskeletorium.com/upcoming-events/2019/3/30/the-dallas-oddities-amp-curiosities-expo

Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #78 on: February 20, 2019, 03:04:48 PM »
That Dames pic is going on my VIP laminated ticket lanyard when I attend The Oddities expo in Dallas on March 30.
;D Wow, a post from last year. Greetings, salutations, and happy new year, Cam!

Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #79 on: February 20, 2019, 03:09:42 PM »
;D Wow, a post from last year. Greetings, salutations, and happy new year, Cam!

Back at you, brother. 2019 seems to be pulling to the left and to the right, depending on if I am traveling forward or backward.

Tires? Alignment?

I suspect both.

I need a hot tub, two women, tequila, and lots of desert stars.

Must focus.

Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #80 on: February 20, 2019, 03:10:28 PM »
Dames was great on the radio, but that photo, it does all those years of riveting intrigue no justice.

Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #81 on: February 20, 2019, 03:15:26 PM »
Back at you, brother. 2019 seems to be pulling to the left and to the right, depending on if I am traveling forward or backward.

Tires? Alignment?

I suspect both.

I need a hot tub, two women, tequila, and lots of desert stars.

Must focus.
Sounds like an emergency call to this soul might be in order.  ;D


Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #82 on: February 20, 2019, 03:17:59 PM »
Dames was great on the radio, but that photo, it does all those years of riveting intrigue no justice.
There's always this inspiration from his days as an NBA star.


Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #83 on: February 20, 2019, 03:18:26 PM »
Sounds like an emergency call to this soul might be in order.  ;D



Indeed.

Psychonaut Extraordinaire.

Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #84 on: February 20, 2019, 03:24:42 PM »


The kid on the right looks like he just cut the cheese.

Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #85 on: February 22, 2019, 03:46:22 PM »
It is glaringly obvious that Roger Stone is The Zodiac killer.




Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #86 on: February 27, 2019, 04:38:53 PM »
I don't know how many times I've been quoted in the Upper Corner over the years, but I'm documenting it this time:

"Let's dress up like a government spook and suck on a peyote button."

R.I.P., Cloud. (My 2nd cousin's father.)

I hope you were buried in your spook suit.

If working at the Los Alamos lab during that time wasn't a type of Hotel California condition, then I don't know my various purgatorial quantum superposition states from the Trinity crater.


Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #87 on: February 28, 2019, 01:19:34 AM »
I applied for the job of URCQP, but MV refused my bribe.

But I did contribute to Bellgab in a way I have never revealed.

Until now.

I asked MV to not tell anyone I designed/created the logo to be used on itunes for The Spec Sheet. I don't know why, other than that I can be a secretive bastard.

The rumor mill can finally breathe a sigh of relief and rest its mighty braincase.

Let freedom ring.



heh heh, i just saw this post.

Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #88 on: February 28, 2019, 01:22:44 AM »
That Dames pic is going on my VIP laminated ticket lanyard when I attend the Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo on March 30.

I just gut laughed.  Holy hell do I wish it were possible for me to actually see you do this.

Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #89 on: February 28, 2019, 01:24:27 AM »
Dames was great on the radio, but that photo, it does all those years of riveting intrigue no justice.

heh heh