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Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #60 on: December 13, 2018, 02:53:31 AM »
I feel like blue screening myself.
Just say  ' NO '     (to Doze.)




LOL -  still using Hardware Abstraction Layer  (HAL).     BWAAAA Haa Haaa  haaa

Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #61 on: December 13, 2018, 03:07:11 AM »
Liberace should change his name to pinocchio.
Or to:
OWNER of BellGab & EllGab

Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #62 on: December 13, 2018, 04:48:46 AM »
Or to:
OWNER of BellGab & EllGab

Nobody could begin to imagine the amount of cooch he and I have double dutched behind drawn blinds ... The unimaginable depths we've plunged.


Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #63 on: December 13, 2018, 03:43:46 PM »
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Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #64 on: December 13, 2018, 04:54:53 PM »
Well, this is awkward. I told everyone you were dead.
Do we really know that you can NOT post on Liberace's hallowed grounds if you are dead?


Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #65 on: December 14, 2018, 03:55:41 PM »
Good to know you are alive and well, Bat God! The lonely silver rain has ended.


Like some Hopi rain clan coalescing on the head of a lightning rod.

Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #66 on: December 14, 2018, 03:58:40 PM »
I could not have predicted thus.  Welcome back, Zzotzz!


Hello Halo Hell-low

Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #67 on: December 14, 2018, 04:14:33 PM »
EEEEEH! Camazotz! It's so nice to see new posts from you!

I thought you had been the Upper Right Corner Quote Picker then Liberace (MV) said whomever it had been had died. I was saddened for a few minutes.

Well, I'm glad you're back from the dead and I owe Liberace an apology for doubting him. It's a good thing he is totally into women. Maybe he'll go easy on me.

I applied for the job of URCQP, but MV refused my bribe.

But I did contribute to Bellgab in a way I have never revealed.

Until now.

I asked MV to not tell anyone I designed/created the logo to be used on itunes for The Spec Sheet. I don't know why, other than that I can be a secretive bastard.

The rumor mill can finally breathe a sigh of relief and rest its mighty braincase.

Let freedom ring.



 

Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #68 on: December 14, 2018, 04:29:40 PM »
Well, this is awkward. I told everyone you were dead.

I forced Mary Magdalene to regroup as well.  But that was long ago, when encasement was easier on the vessel and gnostic wafers of vegetable matter were plentiful and well stamped with the seal of the astrologer's staff.

Now, it's... just all so damned "viral."

Yet, we/I/you, subsist.


Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #69 on: December 14, 2018, 04:36:53 PM »
Camazotz -  You're Back !     
Excellent to see you.   :)

Thanks, buddy.  Sanctuary beckoned.  The nightmares of Carousel are over.



Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #72 on: December 20, 2018, 08:14:36 PM »
^
Look, Cam! We found a new falkie.
Hope you'll join in this time.



You guys and your perpetual Falkie quest. ::) ;D

Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #73 on: December 28, 2018, 01:34:54 PM »
All Falkie proxies here at the store are on perpetual back order.

I do have some wonderful new old stock Y2K slogan mugs (R U READY? IT'S COMING!) that can be dusted off, but postage is a bitch.

They're made out of lead to protect your coffee from gamma rays that will be emitted when all the nuclear power plant computers attempt to traverse the dreaded YYYYMMDD limitation, resulting in eventual meltdown of said power plant.

Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #74 on: December 28, 2018, 01:48:40 PM »
All Falkie proxies here at the store are on perpetual back order.

I do have some wonderful new old stock Y2K slogan mugs (R U READY? IT'S COMING!) that can be dusted off, but postage is a bitch.

They're made out of lead to protect your coffee from gamma rays that will be emitted when all the nuclear power plant computers attempt to traverse the dreaded YYYYMMDD limitation, resulting in eventual meltdown of said power plant.
Cam, please put me down for one of your highly desired Y2K mugs.  I've been very concerned ever since I learned about the heinous act described in the link below.

https://www.cnet.com/news/trump-orders-government-to-stop-working-on-y2k-bug/

Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #75 on: December 28, 2018, 02:02:15 PM »
Cam, please put me down for one of your highly desired Y2K mugs.  I've been very concerned ever since I learned about the heinous act described in the link below.

https://www.cnet.com/news/trump-orders-government-to-stop-working-on-y2k-bug/

Done. Will throw in a dozen Y2K instant beef/onion/carrot soup meal packets. Pour the contents in your invincible mug, add water, place over campfire grill and simmer until heaven blossoms forth. 

(Expiration stamp date on packets is 2018, but survival is survival.)

Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« Reply #76 on: December 28, 2018, 02:28:16 PM »
Done. Will throw in a dozen Y2K instant beef/onion/carrot soup meal packets. Pour the contents in your invincible mug, add water, place over campfire grill and simmer until heaven blossoms forth. 

(Expiration stamp date on packets is 2018, but survival is survival.)
ĄGracias!  I now laugh in the face of impending doom.