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Deion Sanders: pathetic

Started by Camazotz Automat, April 24, 2012, 04:19:03 PM

Ex Dallas Cowboy, Mr. D, called the authorities and apparently filed assault charges against his wife.  Police promptly escorted her from the Sanders mansion and incarcerated her.

The funny thing is, the only one injured is the wife.  Busted lip and broken thumb.

Then Mr. Sanders uses Facebook, telling his friends to "pray for me!"

Oh, Fuck me Running.  What a scuzzball.

All the facts are not in, but I detect the high probability of my long-term, irrational, yet instinctive HATRED for Deion was on the money.

Pray for me! Pray for me!

That kind of thing ....   I have no words.  A trained athlete who, at best, is utilizing police resources for his personal use .... and at worst, is a routine wife beater and merely made a preemptive call to police to establish an advantage.

This is like the 5th time the police have been to the mansion for domestic problems.  I'm sure they are impressed and get autographs, yadda yadda yadda...

Shades of O.J.

Eddie Coyle

 
         OJ was a better tackler than Deion though. If this leads to the marble mouthed, jive assed minstrel reject being dumped from the NFL Network, then this latest Brouhaha for Sanders is a gift from God...
     Until ESPN,CBS or Fox hires him...again.

Frys Girl

Poor Pilar. She married a nobody and turned him into a somebody. Nothing wrong with that, as marriage is a partnership, but now he's running around with bimbo prostitutes. Sad for those children.

In light of recent events I am selling one commemorative Deion Sanders trading card from his Rookie season: $200 OBO




YOU WILL NOT BE SATISFIED
THX

Quote from: Camazotz Automat on April 24, 2012, 04:19:03 PM
Then Mr. Sanders uses Facebook, telling his friends to "pray for me!"


I was wrong.  He sent his prayer request via Twitter.  I need to pay attention.

Quote from: guildnavigator on April 24, 2012, 09:44:11 PM
In light of recent events I am selling one commemorative Deion Sanders trading card from his Rookie season: $200 OBO

YOU WILL NOT BE SATISFIED
THX

Would you be interested in even trade for card of same questionable value? - Mint  Dennis Rodman in rook phase w/acrylic card lock safe.  (I need Sanders card to go in Official NFL Hall of Fame Prayer Wallet PR kit to attempt a hyped ebay roll out.)

MUTUAL DISSATISFACTION GUARANTEED

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on April 24, 2012, 07:04:50 PM

         OJ was a better tackler than Deion though. If this leads to the marble mouthed, jive assed minstrel reject being dumped from the NFL Network, then this latest Brouhaha for Sanders is a gift from God...
     Until ESPN,CBS or Fox hires him...again.

I would be a liar if I said I was not hoping EC would chime in with a more descriptive analysis of this rich thug.

McPhallus

I'd expect no more from a professional athlete with more money than brains.

George49

Sure Neon Deion was a great player in the day, but I liked how more teams started to challenge him in the late 90s and he got beat quite often. Most don't remember that. They just remember when he was on the Redskins where he was winding up his career days. More teams need to take that mentality, they see a good player on the field they get scared and don't attack. Well you've already lost the game then.

I never understood why people just don't walk away from these destructive relationships.

But I guess that is why I have never been married and have no kids.


Frys Girl

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on May 04, 2012, 11:40:21 AM
I never understood why people just don't walk away from these destructive relationships.

But I guess that is why I have never been married and have no kids.
What a refreshing thing to hear/read! I think people get caught up in power struggles and rather than realizing they are losing more than they can ever gain from the other person, they just go HAM.


Then again, what do I know? I live in a trailer park waiting for Large Marge to massage my back spam.

Local news on Friday, May 4, reported Deion threatened the kids' piano teacher.  Reporters caught her on the steps after she testified what she witnessed, which wasn't in Deion's favor.  After testifying, she claimed Deion approached her and said, "I'm going to get you."

The news crew asked if she interpreted that as a threat.  She said she did.  They asked her how she felt.  She said she was afraid. (you know those nosy dumb questions they ask, like "did you do it?")

Taking in her body language, her eye movements, her tone of voice, her volume level and the whole way she carried herself, I believe her statements are true.

Did I mention she looked scared out of her piano keys?

Deion is accustomed to treating/viewing women in a mono-hued spectrum and when a woman "doesn't play ball," his first response is to exert force.

The story could fizzle out or suddenly become bizarre.

A football player threatening a piano teacher depresses my surreal button.

What's the next Deion headline?

SANDERS LOOSENS STEPHEN HAWKING'S WHEELS

Computer Voice: THEN he SAID you ARE a ROLLing DEAD maaaan. I was AFRAID for MY life AND conTACTED the AUthoRIties.  I was OUTside OF my COMfort zooone. DEion SANders IS an ASShole. HIS eVENT horIZON is deFINED by the PERimeTER of a small TEXas towwwn.

(pause)

I HOPE they FRY him.

(whirr)

Quote from: Frys Girl on May 04, 2012, 11:44:01 AM
Then again, what do I know? I live in a trailer park waiting for Large Marge to massage my back spam.

Been there, done that.

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