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Re: Art Bell
« Reply #68280 on: December 18, 2015, 07:52:41 PM »

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #68281 on: December 18, 2015, 07:52:48 PM »
Found It Fucking Yesterday

OK, it's nearly 2AM here, and I'm 'officially' drunk now, but that made me laugh.  ;)

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #68282 on: December 18, 2015, 07:52:55 PM »
Not sure what the rules are here..
 

Awww...just make them up as you go along.   I kid.  No porn and no depictions of people dying.  That's about it.


Re: Art Bell
« Reply #68283 on: December 18, 2015, 07:53:59 PM »


Re: Art Bell
« Reply #68284 on: December 18, 2015, 07:54:08 PM »
Fuck God.

OK, well I guess once you've decided to burn in the eternal pits of Hellfire, you might as well double down. But as Mom would say, it's really not very nice. Nice? Nice??

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #68285 on: December 18, 2015, 07:54:58 PM »
Yes.  He has a brother, as well, who visits maybe one evening a week.  We've purchased houses for the other two in the family who have never taken to us.  We feed them daily in the yard ( we also feed the birds for their entertainment). 

I can touch the little guy but he won't allow me to pick him up, but my husband can, probably because he's a better person than I and the cat understands that.   
That I can believe Segundus.  :) Once you start feeding, the word gets out and soon you'll be running a kitty soup kitchen.

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #68286 on: December 18, 2015, 07:55:13 PM »
You have too thin a skin.  I DO like Art and I want him to be happy.  I think he has problems and should look into them.  It can only help.

People should not mistake disagreement or criticism as negativity or hatred.
I won't mistake you for one that speaks honestly

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #68287 on: December 18, 2015, 07:55:18 PM »
OK, well I guess once you've decided to burn in the eternal pits of Hellfire boiling pits of sewage, you might as well double down. But as Mom would say, it's really not very nice. Nice? Nice??
Found It Fucking Yesterday

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #68288 on: December 18, 2015, 07:56:24 PM »
A slathered innuendo. What's that, a greased suppository?
Kinda, but it is more of an exiting deposit.

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #68289 on: December 18, 2015, 07:56:48 PM »
That I can believe Segundus.  :) Once you start feeding, the word gets out and soon you'll be running a kitty soup kitchen.
Jesus man! First it's flying dead cats now it's kitty soup!
For shaaaame! Stop it!

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #68290 on: December 18, 2015, 07:57:33 PM »
I wonder if leaders from poorer countries just use a magic 8-ball.

Hi zeebo- I see you're back to your dapper self. Looking good, squirrel man.

I think they all do it this way.  ;)


Re: Art Bell
« Reply #68291 on: December 18, 2015, 07:59:13 PM »
OK, well I guess once you've decided to burn in the eternal pits of Hellfire boiling sewage, you might as well double down. But as Mom would say, it's really not very nice. Nice? Nice??

fixed.

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #68292 on: December 18, 2015, 07:59:38 PM »
Found It Fucking Yesterday

Boiling pits of sewage is probably even worse. You have a more ready recollection of the best of JC than I do.

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #68293 on: December 18, 2015, 08:02:16 PM »
I won't mistake you for one that speaks honestly

Translation: "I am incapable of intellectual honesty, due to my stunted, neutering emotional growth. It's NOT MY FAULT that my mother is, the way she is. She just... IS.  :'("

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #68294 on: December 18, 2015, 08:02:49 PM »
Boiling pits of sewage is probably even worse. You have a more ready recollection of the best of JC than I do.
Think man think!

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #68295 on: December 18, 2015, 08:03:15 PM »
Hi zeebo- I see you're back to your dapper self. Looking good, squirrel man....

Thanks pye ... I figured a week of sulking was enough.  So picked myself up, brushed off my best silk threads, and gettin back in the swing of things.

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #68296 on: December 18, 2015, 08:04:02 PM »
Translation: I am incapable of intellectual honesty, due to my stunted, neutering emotional growth. It's NOT MY FAULT that my mother is, the way she is. She just... IS.  :'(

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #68297 on: December 18, 2015, 08:06:10 PM »
Found It Fucking Yesterday

dammit, the internet lied. I looked it up earlier and it said Fixed it For You

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #68298 on: December 18, 2015, 08:06:47 PM »
dammit, the internet lied. I looked it up earlier and it said Fixed it For You
That was yesterday.

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #68299 on: December 18, 2015, 08:07:37 PM »
OK, it's nearly 2AM here, and I'm 'officially' drunk now, but that made me laugh.  ;)

Do you ever sleep? Not that I give a damn. Oops, wrong thread!

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #68300 on: December 18, 2015, 08:08:07 PM »
That was yesterday.

 ;D

what will it be tomorrow?

FIFY

Fucked It For You?

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #68301 on: December 18, 2015, 08:08:09 PM »
That was yesterday.

OK... too much scotch. I almost pissed myself. G'Nite!

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #68302 on: December 18, 2015, 08:09:51 PM »
;D

what will it be tomorrow?

FIFY

Fucked It For You?

LOL

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #68303 on: December 18, 2015, 08:10:34 PM »
Ahhh the Platypus. What does this say about God? Fuck God.

That's a bit harsh.  This explanation of why God made the platypus makes the most sense.


Re: Art Bell
« Reply #68304 on: December 18, 2015, 08:11:02 PM »
Boiling pits of sewage is probably even worse. You have a more ready recollection of the best of JC than I do.

Don't know why but your post made me think of this joke: 

This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of the rooms to spend eternity in.
 
So Satan opens the first door. In the room there are people standing in cow manure up to their necks. The guy says "No, please show me the next room".
 
Satan shows him the next room and this has people with cow manure up to their noses. And so he says no again.
 
Finally, Satan shows him the third and final room. This time there are people in there with cow manure up to their knees drinking cups of tea and eating cakes.
 
So the guy says, "I'll choose this room". Satan says O.K. The guys is standing in there eating his cake and drinking his tea thinking, "Well, it could be worse", when the door opens. Satan pops his head around, and says "O.K. tea-break is over. Back on your heads!"

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #68305 on: December 18, 2015, 08:11:06 PM »
;D

what will it be tomorrow?

FIFY

Fucked It For You?
I've heard of the Royal Taster before, but... No.
Wait. What?

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #68306 on: December 18, 2015, 08:11:07 PM »
Hi zeebo- I see you're back to your dapper self. Looking good, squirrel man.

I think they all do it this way.  ;)


Thank God for South Park.  It's one of the few things that makes any sense anymore.  Art must be our Kenny.  "Oh, my God!  Art's quit again!  Jorch, you bastard!"

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #68307 on: December 18, 2015, 08:12:19 PM »
Do you ever sleep? Not that I give a damn. Oops, wrong thread!

Not that it's any of your business! STFU! Oops, wrong thread!




Re: Art Bell
« Reply #68308 on: December 18, 2015, 08:13:01 PM »
Not that it's any of your business! STFU! Oops, wrong thread!


Winner!

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #68309 on: December 18, 2015, 08:13:10 PM »
I've heard of the Royal Taster before, but... No.
Wait. What?

 ;D