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Re: Art Bell
« Reply #101640 on: January 31, 2017, 12:29:00 AM »


#OneMoarTiem!

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #101641 on: January 31, 2017, 12:30:59 AM »
If he comes back, he'll just end up saying ''UFOs" on the air again anyway

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #101642 on: January 31, 2017, 12:36:38 AM »


Re: Art Bell
« Reply #101643 on: January 31, 2017, 12:37:03 AM »

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #101644 on: January 31, 2017, 01:00:47 AM »
It would be interesting to see how Art would handle the inevitable quit the next time out. 

Would he raise the stakes with a fabulous, even more outlandish tale, or would it be a little more subdued and pedestrian?

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #101645 on: January 31, 2017, 01:06:17 AM »


#OneMoarTiem!

Hahahahahaha!!!  Cheers to malachi.martini for that one.  It will never get old.  8)

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #101646 on: January 31, 2017, 01:14:56 AM »
Yup, teasing another possible return. *sigh*

So who's going to lead the blitz?

Not my turn.  Let's get Mv in on this.  Yeah, he can lead the way.  Prius driving mother fucker.

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #101647 on: January 31, 2017, 01:25:36 AM »
...  Prius driving mother fucker.

He practically stole it from Falkie

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #101648 on: January 31, 2017, 01:35:13 AM »


#OneMoarTiem!
Play this as the audio in the background and you have something...


Re: Art Bell
« Reply #101649 on: January 31, 2017, 01:43:00 AM »
:sigh:

I will. If it's the mandate of the people.

Gawd help me I would carry the man's babies if he wasn't such a passive-aggressive fuckstick. Quit fucking us Art.

Please, just stop.

Just stop it. Go, come back, do whatever but we're very tired my man.

I don't know what I could possibly do towards a blitz.  With any luck he will just return a few nights a week with no big fanfare, no blitz, no announcements, no drama, no music licencing, no discussion on audio compression.  Last time I rode the roller coaster, and I don't regret it one bit.  But the damn tracks are rickety, the bolts are loose, the brakes worn, the safety belts malfunctioned and I just don't see it making it through the first loop this time around.  I'm going to stay on solid ground.

That said, I think I can say that the Annulus Of Trust as a whole would love to hear a few more shows before it goes dark.

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #101650 on: January 31, 2017, 01:51:13 AM »
so MV is forcing Art to come back from retirement ?  :D

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #101651 on: January 31, 2017, 04:39:35 AM »
Aren't you Canadian?

No, I'm an American.  But thanks for playing.

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #101652 on: January 31, 2017, 04:45:11 AM »
frankly i do note even see how he can tease he might be back...he has a kid on the way...like that wont eat up time

Well if he comes back soon, the new kid will be the excuse for the next quittening.

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #101653 on: January 31, 2017, 04:49:34 AM »
Not my turn.  Let's get Mv in on this.  Yeah, he can lead the way.  Prius driving mother fucker.

A Prius?  Really?  I bet the other guys in trailer park really give him some shit.

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #101654 on: January 31, 2017, 08:22:36 AM »
He practically stole it from Falkie

It probably has French viruses.

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #101655 on: January 31, 2017, 10:07:56 AM »

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #101656 on: January 31, 2017, 10:09:54 AM »
so MV is forcing Art to come back from retirement ?  :D

Lawns don't mow themselves. You of all people should know this....

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #101657 on: February 01, 2017, 10:52:14 AM »
Art sure is looking handsome these days:

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #101658 on: February 01, 2017, 12:15:12 PM »
A Prius?  Really?  I bet the other guys in trailer park really give him some shit.

Because it's not up on blocks or it's a Prius?

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #101659 on: February 01, 2017, 02:12:30 PM »
It would be interesting to see how Art would handle the inevitable quit the next time out. 

Would he raise the stakes with a fabulous, even more outlandish tale, or would it be a little more subdued and pedestrian?
Maybe he could just say "I quit."  Nobody would see that coming.  ::)

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #101660 on: February 01, 2017, 02:18:20 PM »
Maybe he could just say "I quit."  Nobody would see that coming.  ::)

Art (and alleged co-author) OJ Simpon, are rumored to be writring a novel called 'If I Quit.' OMG!!!

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #101661 on: February 01, 2017, 03:03:09 PM »
Art (and alleged co-author) OJ Simpon, are rumored to be writring a novel called 'If I Quit.' OMG!!!
I've heard OJ has sent word out from his cell to his devoted followers to not only keep looking for Nicole's murderer but also to keep an eye out for Art's stalker.




Re: Art Bell
« Reply #101662 on: February 01, 2017, 03:16:05 PM »
Because it's not up on blocks or it's a Prius?

Yes.

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #101663 on: February 04, 2017, 01:16:22 PM »
Maybe he could just say "I quit."  Nobody would see that coming.  ::)

I vote for an "alien abduction."  Illegal, or extraterrestrial.  I will accept either excuse...  :D

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #101664 on: February 04, 2017, 04:33:32 PM »
I'm gonna try and call in tonight.  Does anyone have the low down on Falkies Anal fissures?  Or his case of hemmorhoids?  I think that it's actually a distended rectum, but he says that only occurs with ass whores (Not black cock whores, Not racist, just ass whores), who have taken one too many cocks back there.

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #101665 on: February 04, 2017, 04:39:22 PM »
I'm gonna try and call in tonight.  Does anyone have the low down on Falkies Anal fissures?  Or his case of hemmorhoids?  I think that it's actually a distended rectum, but he says that only occurs with ass whores (Not black cock whores, Not racist, just ass whores), who have taken one too many cocks back there.

I think on one of his videos he reported "pain spikes" back there when he visited Ratty Patty's husband. Much like the Cooter Report™, no new news has "leaked out" so-to-speak.

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #101666 on: February 04, 2017, 04:50:55 PM »
I think on one of his videos he reported "pain spikes" back there when he visited Ratty Patty's husband. Much like the Cooter Report™, no new news has "leaked out" so-to-speak.

I don't know if I still have his inbox where he stated that he couldn't work out at a regular gym because of this.

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #101667 on: February 04, 2017, 04:51:36 PM »
his devoted followers


WHEN YOU SEE IT





black and white and read all over

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #101668 on: February 04, 2017, 04:53:20 PM »
he couldn't work out at a regular gym because


Effects rarely have single causes.

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #101669 on: February 04, 2017, 04:58:18 PM »