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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

ItsOver

Quote from: Uncle Duke on December 08, 2016, 06:50:22 PM
After listening to this idiot, I can't decide which is worse, mentally ill (Dietrich) or just plain stupid (Nelson).
"Crazy?  Who, me?"



zeebo

Breaking news:  Peter Davenport has collected ufo reports from some very credible witnesses.

goldendeal

Quote from: zeebo on December 09, 2016, 12:22:03 AM
Breaking news:  Peter Davenport has collected ufo reports from some very credible witnesses.


yes, like the elderly couple that owns a home in Pompano Beach, Florida next to the Wingfoot One Blimp hanger.

goldendeal

Wow, Jorch is morbid  tonight, asking the guest what he would like his tombstone to  say. Jorch made a point to add,  he wants his to read  "he made a difference" 
I say , "Superbeets I prefer the black cherry"  would look much better on Jorch's tombstone.

pate

Quote from: whoozit on December 04, 2016, 06:40:57 PM
Will this "autobiography" be found in the erotic fiction section of the bookstore?

Magic 8-ball sez:

"BETTER NOT TELL YOU NOW"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40

WHere's me OAr.. 'terogative

Quote from: goldendeal on December 09, 2016, 01:50:31 AM
Wow, Jorch is morbid  tonight, asking the guest what he would like his tombstone to  say. Jorch made a point to add,  he wants his to read  "he made a difference" 
I say , "Superbeets I prefer the black cherry"  would look much better on Jorch's tombstone.
More like "he made a difference to no one".

pate

Quote from: albrecht on December 08, 2016, 06:58:17 PM
...
*proven not ALL people from the Spokane are are C2C callers or guests and into zero-point energy devices, animal channelers, preppers, bigfooters, survivalists, psychics, or ufologists.

Given: et al,

Prove: Not all time-pieces are Accutrons.

hint:  there is only won?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jLkDIY4qmg

NO#2wit: {ibid}

ThreDiot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3osUCdXDSGw

cweb

Quote from: Morgus on December 08, 2016, 01:38:21 AM
"What would Einstein had done if he had a PC?"
Probably invent some sort of physics-defying sexual lubricant.

ItsOver

Quote from: goldendeal on December 09, 2016, 01:50:31 AM
Wow, Jorch is morbid  tonight, asking the guest what he would like his tombstone to  say. Jorch made a point to add,  he wants his to read  "he made a difference" 
I say , "Superbeets I prefer the black cherry"  would look much better on Jorch's tombstone.
For Jorch, it needs to be misspelled.

"He made no diferance."

ItsOver

Quote from: goldendeal on December 09, 2016, 01:50:31 AM
Wow, Jorch is morbid  tonight, asking the guest what he would like his tombstone to  say. Jorch made a point to add,  he wants his to read  "he made a difference" 
I say , "Superbeets I prefer the black cherry"  would look much better on Jorch's tombstone.
I also like "Could it be angles?"

Let's hope Noory's balls don't get irradiated.

Fukushima radiation has reached U.S. shores
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/fukushima-radiation-has-reached-us-shores/ar-AAlkXUr?OCID=ansmsnnews11

SALEM, Ore. -- For the first time, seaborne radiation from Japan’s Fukushima nuclear disaster has been detected on the West Coast of the United States.

Cesium-134, the so-called fingerprint of Fukushima, was measured in seawater samples taken from Tillamook Bay and Gold Beach in Oregon, according to researchers from the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution.

Because of its short half-life, cesium-134 can only have come from Fukushima.

For the first time, cesium-134 has also been detected in a Canadian salmon, according to the Fukushima InFORM project, led by University of Victoria chemical oceanographer Jay Cullen.

In both cases, levels are extremely low, the researchers said, and don’t pose a danger to humans or the environment.

Massive amounts of contaminated water were released from the crippled nuclear plant following a 9.0 magnitude earthquake and tsunami in March 2011. More radiation was released to the air, then fell to the sea. (MORE AT SITE)

Uncle Duke

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on December 09, 2016, 11:17:18 AM
Let's hope Noory's balls don't get irradiated.

Fukushima radiation has reached U.S. shores
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/fukushima-radiation-has-reached-us-shores/ar-AAlkXUr?OCID=ansmsnnews11

SALEM, Ore. -- For the first time, seaborne radiation from Japan’s Fukushima nuclear disaster has been detected on the West Coast of the United States.

Cesium-134, the so-called fingerprint of Fukushima, was measured in seawater samples taken from Tillamook Bay and Gold Beach in Oregon, according to researchers from the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution.

Because of its short half-life, cesium-134 can only have come from Fukushima.

For the first time, cesium-134 has also been detected in a Canadian salmon, according to the Fukushima InFORM project, led by University of Victoria chemical oceanographer Jay Cullen.

In both cases, levels are extremely low, the researchers said, and don’t pose a danger to humans or the environment.

Massive amounts of contaminated water were released from the crippled nuclear plant following a 9.0 magnitude earthquake and tsunami in March 2011. More radiation was released to the air, then fell to the sea. (MORE AT SITE)

And you are concerned about George's testicles why now?

cweb

Quote from: Uncle Duke on December 09, 2016, 04:15:48 PM
And you are concerned about George's testicles why now?
Gives a whole new meaning to "microwaving the pizza rolls."

Dateline

Funny, he has always been impotent as a broadcaster.

CornyCrow

Quote from: Dateline on December 07, 2016, 11:27:37 PM
Norry, Connie Willis hosting over Christmas weekend is no gift, it is a terror alert.  I will not listen!
Yeah.  She irritates me, too.   


Dateline

It's time for a classic rat-tale saying:  Don't go airing your dirty underware or you may be wearing a new suit.

goldendeal

Jorch will not let the caller name the company because he doesn't get a kick back, this idiot is always looking for some angle or  pyramid scheme. 

goldendeal

To the tune of In the Year 2525
Zager and Evans

https://vimeo.com/34391848

In the year 2525, if Jorch is still alive...
If Coast can survive, we may find..
In the year 3535...
Jorch not gonna  tell the truth, tell all lies..
Everything you think, do and say..
will be in Noory’s news you heard today..
In the year 4545..
Ain't gonna need your radio, won't need your pod..
You won't find a thing on Coast that’s new..
Nobody's gonna hear a guest’s voice  we once knew....
In the year 5555..
Your phone  hangin'  at your side..
At night got nothin' to do...
Noory’s  pyramid schemes doin' that for you....
In the year 6565..
Ain't gonna need no fast blast , won't need no Insider....
Jorch will pick the guest, pick the  callers too ....
From the numbers chick he once screwed....Whoa-oh-oh
In the year 7510...
If Noory is  a-retiering, He oughta by then..
Maybe He'll look around himself and say..
"Guess it's time for Linda Moulton Howe again today…
In the year 8510..
Jorch is gonna  sit back and twirl his dyed jet black stache.....
He'll say, "I'm pleased where Coast has been"
no need to tear it down, and start again..Whoa-oh-oh
In the year 9595...
I'm kinda wonderin' if Noory is still gonna be alive...
Noory’s  taken everything Coast fans can give..
And he ain't put back nothing...Whoa-oh-oh
Now it's been ten thousand years, Coast fans have cried a billion tears.
Just to learn turmeric may cure the flu....
Now Noory’s reign is finally  through, But through eternal night, the twinkling of starlight
George’s  retirement is so very far away, it's should have been yesterday...


zeebo

D. Paulides tonite.  I'll probably check it out in spite of the obligatory "This is all really strange! I mean what's going on?"

Uncle Duke

Quote from: Chocolate coated jackboot on December 13, 2016, 12:04:36 PM
Noory drowned a bully? :o

Yeah, listened to that segment just an hour or so ago and got a real chuckle out of it.  Have to admit, soon afterwards I ditched the show, that gal was just too much. People that "up" all the time are either high or delusional, either way she got on my nerves.

JesusJuice

Noory will be interviewing David Paulides in the first half tonight. This is one of my favorite guests. As long as Noory keeps the interruptions to a minimum and let's Paulides tell his stories it should be good.

goldendeal

Paulides has been on Coast more than a few times now, always a good show, however, get ready for Jorch's other obligatory question  "How did you get into this" ??    As if he has no idea who this guy is.

JesusJuice

Paulides has been expanded to the first three hours now.

Juan Cena

Quote from: Porch Testicles on December 14, 2016, 12:14:09 AM
Paulides has been expanded to the first three hours now.

More time for dead kid porn for Dave I suppose. I mean both Daves.

Juan Cena

Quote from: zeebo on December 13, 2016, 10:19:17 PM
D. Paulides tonite.  I'll probably check it out in spite of the obligatory "This is all really strange! I mean what's going on?"

I tuned in for a little bit, but his dog any pony show has gotten old.

goldendeal

Jorch "would they have survived if they had a pocket knife or taser"?...what about a  Chinese throwing star , those go pretty far"

Juan Cena

Quote from: goldendeal on December 14, 2016, 12:46:25 AM
Jorch "would they have survived if they had a pocket knife or taser"?

"Why didn't they carry mace?"

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