George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[b_dubb]

GN: YOU KNOW I believe in creationism!

GN: I'm also willfully self deluded and growing exponentially more gullible every day

wonder if anyone saw him at his daughter's wedding over the weekend and thought 'holy shit that asshat is her father?!!'.  followed by a shadowy chat with the groom - 'it's not too late.  my car's right outside'

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Anyone know how much Premier is setting the agenda for the GN aspect of the show?

The show is just so radically different than it was with Art Bell.
It also seems like Punnet and Knapp won't touch any of the topics that GN does.

[fysisist]

I turned on C2C just now and within 10 seconds heard possibly the DUMBEST thing Noory has ever said..

Guest: Well you know, what they're teaching the schools is all wrong

GN (interrupting) YEAH they're teaching them Darwinism! (with sort of a vocal scowl during while pronouncing 'darwinism')

Guest: Well I mean they're teaching them organic chemistry like theres one molecule unique to life on Earth

GN: YOU KNOW I believe in creationism!


...


Seriously...Noory is so stupid...so ignorant...it makes me want to pull my hair out. And whoever's on as his guest is a moron as well. FUCK.

One thing for sure, the very existence of Numbnuts Noory disproves intelligent design.  And Darwinism, too, for that matter, survival of the fittest and whatnot.  So I guess that only leaves creationism, and what a cruel and uncaring a creator it must be...

[expat]

George Noory, philosopher, casteth these pearls before the listening swine last night:

"Maybe we can't go back in time, to right our mistakes, but you know what? WE HAVE THE FUTURE TO LOOK FORWARD TO!"

[PB the Deplorable]

Wendy's wedding from the C2C website.  No recording of George croaking out his rendition of It's A Small World...

[11angeleyes11]

Wendy's wedding from the C2C website.  No recording of George croaking out his rendition of It's A Small World...

It should be on audio if you were a Coast Insider.  Join for just .25 cents per day and you too can be serenaded. 

[punkinpie]

George hasn't hosted open lines since the kiddie porn call.  This Friday Wells is hosting.  I don't believe in coincidences.

[expat]

I could do the tall bridesmaid.

[Oliver Kloseoff]

I've decided to fix Coast to Coast for next week. For Free!
Monday: Ted Nugent will discuss the profitable way to dispose of your political rivals using a minimum of ammunition.
Tuesday: Douglas Hagmann of the Northeast Intelligence Network will expose Secret Muslims who sneak into your bedroom and wet the bed when you're not looking.
Wednesday: special guest Glenn Beck will prove how Capitalism holds the Milky Way Galaxy together.
There. fixed it!

[PB the Deplorable]

George got 30 goats for her, but no worries - the SPCA has already rescued them

[Morgus]

Noory's first 2 hour guest last night talking about a secret Nazi process developed to synthesize liquid fuel was probably from him watching an old 1980 movie starring George C. Scott and Marlon Brando.
Look at the summary of this 1980 movie called "The Formula" and see if it sounds just like that:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080754/
Plot Summary for The Formula (1980)
A detective uncovers a formula that was devised by the Nazis in WW II to make gasoline from synthetic products, thereby eliminating the necessity for oil--and oil companies. A major oil company finds out about it and tries to destroy the formula and anyone who knows about it.

[PB the Deplorable]

Noory's first 2 hour guest last night talking about a secret Nazi process developed to synthesize liquid fuel was probably from him watching an old 1980 movie starring George C. Scott and Marlon Brando.
Look at the summary of this 1980 movie called "The Formula" and see if it sounds just like that:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080754/
Plot Summary for The Formula (1980)
A detective uncovers a formula that was devised by the Nazis in WW II to make gasoline from synthetic products, thereby eliminating the necessity for oil--and oil companies. A major oil company finds out about it and tries to destroy the formula and anyone who knows about it.

You've just won yourself 6 books from George - the ones he couldn't sell to the used bookstore...

[Morgus]

You've just won yourself 6 books from George - the ones he couldn't sell to the used bookstore...

nah, thats his BOOBY PRIZE 

[Ben Shockley]

You've just won yourself 6 books from George - the ones he couldn't sell to the used bookstore...

nah, thats his BOOBY PRIZE 

You don't get 'em when you win 'em, or at least I didn't back circa June 2006.

[Oliver Kloseoff]

What 6 books would that be?......Lehsee,oh   "the power of Stupid",  E-Foods Direct Cookbook,.....

[EnterDragon]

Anyone know how much Premier is setting the agenda for the GN aspect of the show?

The show is just so radically different than it was with Art Bell.
It also seems like Punnet and Knapp won't touch any of the topics that GN does.

GN touches everything Art Bell used to touch. Except that he is not as skeptical and rarely opposes the guests.

[HorrorReporter]

Tonight! On the... show... yawn.
There will be a zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..............
Oh sorry..
There will be mosnters and ... bigfoot. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The first hour should be fun: First Hour: Plastic surgeon Dr. Tony Youn talks about bizarre and botched surgeries.
George Noory mayy add his personal experience to that.. he may think his weave wasn't botched but I do. And maybe p90x created that new face.. that or a little sumpthin' sumpthin'...

I'd love to hear a show with that guy who was on Dr. 90210

[999]

haha, Noory just heard the word "dog" and responded to that... 

[Morgus]

You don't get 'em when you win 'em, or at least I didn't back circa June 2006.

so Noory even lies about his book prizes? geez... 

[Tara]

Noory's had a LOT of serious cosmetic work done lately.  Old photo shows at least an inch of grey hair roots, now he's dyed it all black, along with some type of hair piece.  Mustache has also been dyed.  He's had a facelift, just look at his former saggy neck.  Also an eye lift, his eyes used to be so droopy.  He looks so plastic, creepy, and unnatural.  Of course Noory would deny having done anything.  Put a plaid sport coat on him and he resembles a slimy used car salesman.

[HorrorReporter]

Noory's had a LOT of serious cosmetic work done lately.  Old photo shows at least an inch of grey hair roots, now he's dyed it all black, along with some type of hair piece.  Mustache has also been dyed.  He's had a facelift, just look at his former saggy neck.  Also an eye lift, his eyes used to be so droopy.  He looks so plastic, creepy, and unnatural.  Of course Noory would deny having done anything.  Put a plaid sport coat on him and he resembles a slimy used car salesman.

Creepy like this creepy?

[someguy]

Someone has placed a $500 bid in an auction to have dinner with Noory on June 14:  http://www.charitybuzz.com/auctions/clearchannel/catalog_items/300629   


Now who in his/her right mind would do that?   :   What a waste of good money!   

Let me guess: Hmmm... Linda Moulton Howe?  Evelyn Paglini?  Numbers Lady Glynis McCants?   Ed Dames?  Richard Hoaxland?  UFO Phil?

That fucking eyebrow of his. In every picture he's raising his eyebrow like a fucking stroke victim. Man does he ever have a fuckin punchable face

[thefamilyghost]

That fucking eyebrow of his. In every picture he's raising his eyebrow like a fucking stroke victim. Man does he ever have a fuckin punchable face

Hahahaha 

[testpattern]

George was reminiscing with his guest about his old "staunchin'" grounds... guess he's not aware the word's stompin'

The king of mangled vocabulary.

[Frys Girl]

Tonight! On the... show... yawn.
There will be a zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..............
Oh sorry..
There will be mosnters and ... bigfoot. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The first hour should be fun: First Hour: Plastic surgeon Dr. Tony Youn talks about bizarre and botched surgeries.
George Noory mayy add his personal experience to that.. he may think his weave wasn't botched but I do. And maybe p90x created that new face.. that or a little sumpthin' sumpthin'...

I'd love to hear a show with that guy who was on Dr. 90210

Great post! I am waiting for George to use weave in a sentence one day by accident.

[El Kragen]

George was reminiscing with his guest about his old "staunchin'" grounds... guess he's not aware the word's stompin'

The king of mangled vocabulary.

lol I thought I heard that. Sometimes I think it's just me. I'm expecting George to mispronounce. I'm hearing screw ups that aren't there. Nope.   

[texaskdog]

Keep in mind if Noory ever got canned they'd move John B Wells into his slot. 

[fysisist]

Wendy's wedding from the C2C website.  No recording of George croaking out his rendition of It's A Small World...

Hey, click on the picture for the full resolution - looks like Noory is holding a big dildo.  Maybe it's his wedding gift?

[HorrorRetro]

lol I thought I heard that. Sometimes I think it's just me. I'm expecting George to mispronounce. I'm hearing screw ups that aren't there. Nope.

He definitely said it.  Hubby and I both screamed "staunching?" when he said it.   It galls me that this imbecile makes money hosting a radio show when he can't speak English properly.  He's clinically retarded, in my opinion.  I mean that.  There's something medically wrong when a 60-something man doesn't know common cultural terms or how to pronounce them.  He slaughters multiple words every show.  He has the intelligence level of an 8-year-old child, and I'm being generous. 

Gina

[HorrorReporter]

Wonder if he sang like Elvis at the wedding holding his dildo-like object