George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ufogadfly]

George saying he could attack the guy for his dumb idea, but then he couldn't get his story out is why Noory sucks sooooooooooooooooooo much.

One of the main failures of Noory's hosting. God forbid he should ever strongly challenge a guest on a point. I believe this is due to a combination of not wanting to offend a guest in any way and simply not having the critical thinking ability to see where there is a question. We listen, usually in vain, for him to raise certain points, often even obvious ones, that are running through our minds.
Art also used to say he primarily wants the guest to get his story across, but he would often ask hard questions.

[aldousburbank]

One of the main failures of Noory's hosting. God forbid he should ever strongly challenge a guest on a point. I believe this is due to a combination of not wanting to offend a guest in any way and simply not having the critical thinking ability to see where there is a question. We listen, usually in vain, for him to raise certain points, often even obvious ones, that are running through our minds.
Art also used to say he primarily wants the guest to get his story across, but he would often ask hard questions.

The comparison brings to mind the differential quotient vis a vis a fine wine vs donkey turd soup. Guess who the donkey turd soup is.

[Jorch Einstein]

Jorch is starting to look like a real ghoul on the Ancient Arseholes tv show. Last time he was on he had a ton of white pancake makeup on and too much blush. He looks like a creepy old vampire or something. Too many late nights with Ten-Ton Tommy maybe.

[aldousburbank]

Too many late nights with Ten-Ton Tommy maybe.

Dude gained eight pounds?  That's a lot of pizza rolls!

[albrecht]

Callers last night didn't seem to understand Syrette's question for odd roadside attractions until the end of the show. Norry is sad he skipped this night. He would've loved the last caller who had a suicide attempt and then called his dad who told him he was going to commit suicide and did. No babies involved but a sad tragic situation that he would've enjoyed milking and pondering.
ps: who new that Jade Helm and other various government crackdowns that apparently are being planned could be explained by people's hands.
-GNS

[ItsOver]

Jorch is starting to look like a real ghoul on the Ancient Arseholes tv show. Last time he was on he had a ton of white pancake makeup on and too much blush. He looks like a creepy old vampire or something. Too many late nights with Ten-Ton Tommy maybe.

Dave from The Carnival of Suck

[Northern Nights]

Dave would have been a perfect ghoul in that movie, it's possibly my favorite horror flick of all time too.

Here's a nice summary of it: http://www.ew.com/article/2011/04/07/carnival-of-souls-the-original-insidious

[PathoJen]

Dave would have been a perfect ghoul in that movie, it's possibly my favorite horror flick of all time too.

Here's a nice summary of it: http://www.ew.com/article/2011/04/07/carnival-of-souls-the-original-insidious

Where can I watch that movie? Is it available anywhere online to watch?

[Northern Nights]

Where can I watch that movie? Is it available anywhere online to watch?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exUFpSFblaw

[ItsOver]

Dave would have been a perfect ghoul in that movie, it's possibly my favorite horror flick of all time too.

Here's a nice summary of it: http://www.ew.com/article/2011/04/07/carnival-of-souls-the-original-insidious

Dave would have been the perfect Mary-stalker.

[PathoJen]

Thanks Northern lights

[albrecht]

So no LMH this month? But no "memorial day" special with that guy who helps troops get real with dying (ok, a good cause if it helps anyone, but I don't like him much) and the nutball who worked at the Presidio shredding documents and found out everything is a conspiracy (who admittedly at least talks so fast, like Quayle, that we don't get to hear much of Norry. Looking forward to Knapp though....
-GNS

[Juan Cena]

So no LMH this month? But no "memorial day" special with that guy who helps troops get real with dying (ok, a good cause if it helps anyone, but I don't like him much) and the nutball who worked at the Presidio shredding documents and found out everything is a conspiracy (who admittedly at least talks so fast, like Quayle, that we don't get to hear much of Norry. Looking forward to Knapp though....
-GNS

May ends next Sunday, so expect LMH and her "mootilations"* this coming Thursday.






*Thanks, Knapp

[nextgen.fm]

Breaking News

Jorches new show "Ancient Asses" to premier December 25

[Morgus]

May ends next Sunday, so expect LMH and her "mootilations"* this coming Thursday.

Major Ed Dames is the scheduled c2cam guest for this coming Thursday...

[Nick el Ass]

Breaking News

Jorches new show "Ancient Asses" to premier December 25

A porno?!? I have a funny feeling that Dave likes them young.

[PB the Deplorable]

Major Ed Dames is the scheduled c2cam guest for this coming Thursday...

Yes, he managed to escape his latest hideout - this time in Yemen - with the clothes on his back

[lonevoice]

I tried to find Basswood's drawing of The Noorie, but it seems to have vanished.

Maybe in this thread?

http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,7494.msg343197.html#msg343197

[PaulAtreides]

Breaking News

Jorches new show "Ancient Asses" to premier December 25

I hope no one gets buttfucked by a Martian.

[ItsOver]

So no LMH this month? But no "memorial day" special with that guy who helps troops get real with dying (ok, a good cause if it helps anyone, but I don't like him much) and the nutball who worked at the Presidio shredding documents and found out everything is a conspiracy (who admittedly at least talks so fast, like Quayle, that we don't get to hear much of Norry. Looking forward to Knapp though....
-GNS

The really great thing is Super Suck Sunday is always looming. Too bad there's 12 months in a year.

[aldousburbank]

Breaking News

Jorches new show "Ancient Asses" to premier December 25

Breaking News

Toast To Toast begins broadcasting nightly on Premier beginning July 20.   

[wr250]

Breaking News

Toast To Toast begins broadcasting nightly on Premier beginning July 20.

are they changing from noory to noory am ?

[aldousburbank]

are they changing from noory to noory am ?

Hopefully George will still have Bill, Corny, and the other caller still listening.

[wr250]

Hopefully George will still have Bill, Corny, and the other caller still listening.

mary anne?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Maybe in this thread?

http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,7494.msg343197.html#msg343197

Nah, for the image I wanted it says "attachment not found."  Thanks, though  .

[alger]

Major Ed Dames is the scheduled c2cam guest for this coming Thursday...

How have you been BadBoy?   

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Troi:  I'm really hot and I look great in this uniform
Riker:  Troi is really hot but I have a job to do
Guinan:  I'm horrible in everything else, but a good character on this show
Dr Crusher:  My character is really boring in most of the episodes, but no where near as annoying as Wil Wheaton's
Alexander, son of Worf:  My character is actually worse than Wil's

These are better than mine 

[CornyCrow]

Hopefully George will still have Bill, Corny, and the other caller still listening.

I'm beginning to suspect that I should have chosen another name.

[zeebo]

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[aldousburbank]

I'm beginning to suspect that I should have chosen another name.

Yeah well that was the second questionable choice. The first was looking at this forum.