George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Juan Cena]

On last night's show Jorch said he doesn't tell people to get or to not get vaccinations, that is up to them. Yeah, but he just gives out incorrect information which can lead people to make poor decisions. He stated he would "never tell people what to do EVER, contrary to what you might read somewhere." Well, he must love reading this thread. Anyway, he then went on to state "The CDC comes out and says, this vaccination is not going to help the current flu that's out there." Wrong! This is just the kind of ignorant, uninformed, dangerously stupid crap that can lead his audience members to make bad decisions. So he didn't state "don't get a flu shot", but he might as well have done so, spewing misinformation like that. Here is what the CDC really said:
“So far this season, influenza A -- H3N2 viruses -- have been detected most frequently, and in almost all states,” said CDC Director Thomas Frieden, MD, MPH, in a telebriefing with reporters.
“Unfortunately about half of the viruses in cases that we’ve identified this season are different than the ones that are included in this year’s vaccine. The vaccine won’t protect against these viruses.”
So, it will protect you about half the time. Ok, usually it's 60-90% protection, this year it's a little lower. Still, I'd rather get a shot and have a 50% chance of not getting the flu. The point is that Jorch Noory is a fucking moron who misleads and misinforms his audience on a daily basis, and his bone-headed pronouncements could be leading people to make poor decisions, and are just as bad as saying "Don't get shots."
Jorch I hope you are reading this. You are a fucking chimp.

Sir, if you insult chimps once more by comparing them to Snoory, I will be forced to send Dr. Jane Goodall to deal with you in a most severe and unpleasant manner.

[cowtown]

George Noory in POST TO POST AM (as in bedpost)


And for those with really alternative tastes.  See Tommy, Steve Quayle and George in an S&M orgy of manlove


On sale now at all fine porn outlets.

....Then there's "Major" Ed Dames, recently returned from a "Be A Good Boy, Ed" lesson with his dominatrix, who remote views Noory's secret stash of dead babies that appeared in Noory's snuff film, "The Only Good Mean Baby Is A Dead Mean Baby" while being butt-fucked by Dannion Brinkley and the entire Twilight Brigade.

[goldendeal]

Sir, if you insult chimps once more by comparing them to Snoory, I will be forced to send Dr. Jane Goodall to deal with you in a most severe and unpleasant manner.

Jorch's early days in St Louis....amazingly he still wore his rug...

[Who]

On last night's show Jorch said he doesn't tell people to get or to not get vaccinations, that is up to them.

I wonder what George thinks he's doing when he schedules an anti-vaccine guest like Dr. Sherri Tenpenny, who sells anti-vaccine t-shirts on her website?  Does he really think a show like that won't encourage some of his listeners to stop vaccinating their children?  Has George had a prominent medical doctor on the show who is a strong ADVOCATE of vaccines?  If he has, I'm not aware of it.

Put your money where you mouth is George.  Schedule a prominent medical doctor who advocates the use of vaccines.  They're quite numerous and easy to find at places like the Mayo Clinic, Cleveland Clinic, Johns Hopkins, Mass. General, UCLA Medical Center . . .

[21st Century Man]

....And there's "Major" Ed Dames Damien , recently returned from a session with his dominatrix, who remote views Noory's secret stash of dead babies that appeared in Noory's snuff film, "The Only Good Mean Baby Is A Dead Mean Baby" while being butt-fucked by Dannion Brinkley and the entire Twilight Brigade.

Fixed! LOL.

[goldendeal]

What a hoot last night when Jorch said Richard Shaw was researching his name within the "Torah Codes" and although not completely done with the research, preliminary reports from Shaw reveal Jorch will continue to be the host of Coast for years to come.....I suppose this report from Shaw will also ensure HIS continued participation with Coast for years to come.

[cowtown]

I'm waiting for Slimy Church to ask the guest, "How'd you get interested in aliens?", or the even more riveting, "who's the most fascinating alien you ever met?" Georgie did leave his 3x5 index card questions for Slimy, didn't he?

[Morgus]

Its sickening how the weekend guest hosts now have to promote Noory's junk including his Beyund Bullief pay video venture.
Chuch just promoted it just now...

[popple]

[21st Century Man]

Its sickening how the weekend guest hosts now have to promote Noory's junk including his Beyund Bullief pay video venture.
Chuch just promoted it just now...

I like Dave Schraeder but he really kisses George's butt.  Not only does he promote all of Noory's crap when he's a guest host but he promotes it on his own show. Maybe Clear Channel is making him do it but I don't think so.

[21st Century Man]

I'm not listening to Church.  He should have stayed with Art.

[cowtown]

I'm not listening to Church.  He should have stayed with Art.

Here's my first post on BellGab/GNS from November:

George Noory / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium[size=0.85em]« on: November 05, 2014, 09:46:21 AM »


Just how BIG of an asshole is Jimmy Church? Yesterday I posted this comment on his Facebook page:

"Art Bell is probably less than ecstatic you will be filling in for Snoory. You are on Art's Dark Matter network and are now fraternizing with the detestable Snoory who destroyed Art's "Coast To Coast AM" and reduced it to an infomercial. This is in poor taste and a conflict of interest, considering Snoory's unseemly attitude towards Art, and the fact the index-card reading Snoory pilfered Art's guests during his tenure on Dark Matter. The photo of you with the verbally and intellectually-challenged Snoory has diminished my esteem for you. This is not to say I might continue to listen to your web-based show, only that I am not alone in thinking you made a poor choice of venue. I considered you somewhat of a welcome ALTERNATIVE to the travesty that C2CAM has become under Snoory. Now it appears you are auditioning for a slot in Snoory's stable."

Jimmy Church-Noory deleted my comment and replied in a Facebook email:

"If you feel the need to post Norry stuff do it on YOUR timeline...not mine. Personal attacks on anyone have no place in my world. I would never post stuff like this on YOUR timeline. It's not cool.  Writing this to someone who I consider smart and funny is a complete waste of my time....OK???"

To which I replied:

"Jimmy, the name is "Noory", not "Norry" (but everyone knows him as Snoory). My comments are not a "personal attack" against you. If I was deserving of "constructive criticism" - as I feel you are - I would welcome it on my 'timeline' and I do not delete it when it occurs. (Then again, you've never posted anything on my timeline). I am disappointed in your decision to audition with Snoory since I did consider your web-show a much welcome alternative to same, and you are after all on Art Bell's "Dark Matter" network. I would hope you are cognizant of  Bell's well deserved feelings about Snoory.

So much for your comment, "personal attacks have no place in (Jimmy's) world".

Bellgab Quote from: jimmy church on February 25, 2014, 12:57:57 PM
"George Noory: The best fall to sleep material on earth...better than Ambien. No joke. Honestly, I have NEVER gotten through a show. When I first heard him on air after Art I was pretty angry and have never gotten over it...I thought that a show like C2C was able to search the country and come up with somebody that was great...there is a lot of talent out there...I was shocked when I first heard Noory...I remember thinking at the time: "this is it??? this is what we've got??? are you kidding me???"...but, Herbalife has their spokesman and Clear Channel is happy. Ever wonder where Gaiam TV tapes their show??? I'll bet the farm it's in the Herbalife offices at Nokia Live in downtown Los Angeles."

To which Jimmy Church-Noory so eloquently replied via Facebook email:

"yeah, so???  Moving on.."

Jimmy Church-Noory then "unfriended" and blocked me on Facebook.
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[Who]

Dear Mr. Noory:

You have suggested that people in "chat rooms" who disagree with you hide behind phony names and live in their parents' basement.  I don't live in my parents' basement, Mr. Noory.  My parents are deceased.  My dad was a pilot in the United States Air Force.   My parents were hard-working, responsible people - and they didn't raise fools for children.

Do you wonder why people criticize you, Mr. Noory?  Let me list a few reasons.  First, we are known by the company we keep.  You are not only a friend of Alex Jones, you are one of his promoters.  You invite him to be a guest on Coast to Coast AM.  You appear on his show.  You include him in your personal appearances.  Do you really think this man is doing a public service when he suggests that everything from the Boston Marathon bombings to the Sandy Hook massacre were "false flag" operations?  Do you, Mr. Noory?

Speaking of Sandy Hook.  Twenty children and six adults were shot at point-blank range.  The word "horrific" doesn't begin to do justice to that event.  The terror those children faced was unimaginable, as was the grief suffered by their parents.  And, before their bodies were removed from their classrooms, your guest that night was John Lott, author of "More Guns, Less Crime."

The Second Amendment is a perfectly legitimate topic, Mr. Noory.  Has it occurred to you, however, that Dr. Lott should have scheduled for another night?  The topic was fine.  Dr. Lott is an honorable man. Your timing, however,  was inexcusable.  It was downright crass.  And then there's your buddy Alex Jones who suggested Sandy Hook was engineered by the government as an excuse to disarm the American people.  Jones' behavior is beyond shameful. 

Before you label your critics "haters," Mr. Noory, you would be well-advised to consider some of the irresponsible idiocy spewed by some of your guests.

[21st Century Man]

Here's my first post on BellGab/GNS from November:

George Noory / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium[size=0.85em]« on: November 05, 2014, 09:46:21 AM »


Just how BIG of an asshole is Jimmy Church? Yesterday I posted this comment on his Facebook page:

"Art Bell is probably less than ecstatic you will be filling in for Snoory. You are on Art's Dark Matter network and are now fraternizing with the detestable Snoory who destroyed Art's "Coast To Coast AM" and reduced it to an infomercial. This is in poor taste and a conflict of interest, considering Snoory's unseemly attitude towards Art, and the fact the index-card reading Snoory pilfered Art's guests during his tenure on Dark Matter. The photo of you with the verbally and intellectually-challenged Snoory has diminished my esteem for you. This is not to say I might continue to listen to your web-based show, only that I am not alone in thinking you made a poor choice of venue. I considered you somewhat of a welcome ALTERNATIVE to the travesty that C2CAM has become under Snoory. Now it appears you are auditioning for a slot in Snoory's stable."

Jimmy Church-Noory deleted my comment and replied in a Facebook email:

"If you feel the need to post Norry stuff do it on YOUR timeline...not mine. Personal attacks on anyone have no place in my world. I would never post stuff like this on YOUR timeline. It's not cool.  Writing this to someone who I consider smart and funny is a complete waste of my time....OK???"

To which I replied:

"Jimmy, the name is "Noory", not "Norry" (but everyone knows him as Snoory). My comments are not a "personal attack" against you. If I was deserving of "constructive criticism" - as I feel you are - I would welcome it on my 'timeline' and I do not delete it when it occurs. (Then again, you've never posted anything on my timeline). I am disappointed in your decision to audition with Snoory since I did consider your web-show a much welcome alternative to same, and you are after all on Art Bell's "Dark Matter" network. I would hope you are cognizant of  Bell's well deserved feelings about Snoory.

So much for your comment, "personal attacks have no place in (Jimmy's) world".

Bellgab Quote from: jimmy church on February 25, 2014, 12:57:57 PM
"George Noory: The best fall to sleep material on earth...better than Ambien. No joke. Honestly, I have NEVER gotten through a show. When I first heard him on air after Art I was pretty angry and have never gotten over it...I thought that a show like C2C was able to search the country and come up with somebody that was great...there is a lot of talent out there...I was shocked when I first heard Noory...I remember thinking at the time: "this is it??? this is what we've got??? are you kidding me???"...but, Herbalife has their spokesman and Clear Channel is happy. Ever wonder where Gaiam TV tapes their show??? I'll bet the farm it's in the Herbalife offices at Nokia Live in downtown Los Angeles."

To which Jimmy Church-Noory so eloquently replied via Facebook email:

"yeah, so???  Moving on.."

Jimmy Church-Noory then "unfriended" and blocked me on Facebook.
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I had no idea he had posted on here.  What a two-face.  Noory must have offered him free pizza rolls for life. " I'll make you an offer you can't refuse, Jimmy."

[narcissist noory]

Even JC is like an oasis in the sea of sociopathic shit that is c2c

[Major Ed Damien]

Fixed! LOL.

"Pass the Gravy" (Special Incest Edition)

Watch the corn-porn doin's of 21st Century Man in a real life "Family Matters" -- complete with honest-to-god family DNA matter -- as our toothless Georgia hick plays the nightly family game of "Pass the Gravy" with Ma, Pa, Sis, Uncle Vernon, Aunt Lucille and their two hound dogs.  Watch the baby gravy fly as the unemployed Pa services each member of the family with special close-up attention to the dogs.  Watch 21st Century get it on with Sis as they try to make another sibling/offspring to someday join the fun.  That'll be a sequel in about six years!  Nobody wants deliverance as the anal action gets hot n' heavy!  Shot on location in a crumbling trailer near Piss Ant, Georgia.

[Major Ed Damien]

Dear Mr. Noory:

You have suggested that people in "chat rooms" who disagree with you hide behind phony names and live in their parents' basement.  I don't live in my parents' basement, Mr. Noory.  My parents are deceased.  My dad was a pilot in the United States Air Force.   My parents were hard-working, responsible people - and they didn't raise fools for children.

Do you wonder why people criticize you, Mr. Noory?  Let me list a few reasons.  First, we are known by the company we keep.  You are not only a friend of Alex Jones, you are one of his promoters.  You invite him to be a guest on Coast to Coast AM.  You appear on his show.  You include him in your personal appearances.  Do you really think this man is doing a public service when he suggests that everything from the Boston Marathon bombings to the Sandy Hook massacre were "false flag" operations?  Do you, Mr. Noory?

Speaking of Sandy Hook.  Twenty children and six adults were shot at point-blank range.  The word "horrific" doesn't begin to do justice to that event.  The terror those children faced was unimaginable, as was the grief suffered by their parents.  And, before their bodies were removed from their classrooms, your guest that night was John Lott, author of "More Guns, Less Crime."

The Second Amendment is a perfectly legitimate topic, Mr. Noory.  Has it occurred to you, however, that Dr. Lott should have scheduled for another night?  The topic was fine.  Dr. Lott is an honorable man. Your timing, however,  was inexcusable.  It was downright crass.  And then there's your buddy Alex Jones who suggested Sandy Hook was engineered by the government as an excuse to disarm the American people.  Jones' behavior is beyond shameful. 

Before you label your critics "haters," Mr. Noory, you would be well-advised to consider some of the irresponsible idiocy spewed by some of your guests.

Nice job.  I'd love to see the look on the SOB's face as he reads it and starts to sputter turkey sammich fragments.

[21st Century Man]

"Pass the Gravy" (Special Incest Edition)

Watch the corn-porn doin's of 21st Century Man in a real life "Family Matters" -- complete with honest-to-god family DNA matter -- as our toothless Georgia hick plays the nightly family game of "Pass the Gravy" with Ma, Pa, Sis, Uncle Vernon, Aunt Lucille and their two hound dogs.  Watch the baby gravy fly as the unemployed Pa services each member of the family with special close-up attention to the dogs.  Watch 21st Century get it on with Sis as they try to make another sibling/offspring to someday join the fun.  That'll be a sequel in about six years!  Nobody wants deliverance as the anal action gets hot n' heavy!  Shot on location in a crumbling trailer near Piss Ant, Georgia.

Oooh, nasty!  You feel better now?  You have a great imagination but that's about it.

[Major Ed Damien]

Oooh, nasty!  You feel better now?  You have a great imagination but that's about it.

It's all I've ever needed.

[21st Century Man]

It's all I've ever needed.

Major, let's call a truce.   Fellow Bellgabbers who think George Noory sucks should not go around insulting each other.  It doesn't look good.  All we are doing is satiating George's need to show how bellgabbers are just a bunch of haterz that fight amongst themselves.  Sure, we can't agree with each other on every topic but we can present a united front against the Snoormeister.  What do you say?  Whatever your answer is, I won't insult you anymore. I don't like to needle people.  Well, there is one exception and that is Noory.

[Major Ed Damien]

Major, let's call a truce.   Fellow Bellgabbers who think George Noory sucks should not go around insulting each other.  It doesn't look good.  All we are doing is satiating George's need to show how bellgabbers are just a bunch of haterz that fight amongst themselves.  Sure, we can't agree with each other on every topic but we can present a united front against the Snoormeister.  What do you say?  Whatever your answer is, I won't insult you anymore. I don't like to needle people.  Well, there is one exception and that is Noory.

"Let us cross over the river and rest under the shade of the trees."

[21st Century Man]

"Let us cross over the river and rest under the shade of the trees."

Ah, Stonewall Jackson.  Nice quote. I seem to vaguely remember it but I had to look it up on Google. I've recently developed an interest in Civil War history.  I've bought a number of books on the Civil War in the past year at Costco including one about Jackson.  Rebel Yell: The Violence, Passion and Redemption of Stonewall Jackson by S. C. Gwynne.  I still have yet to read it but I enjoyed another of Gwynne's books.  The Empire of The Summer Moon about Cynthia Ann Parker and her half-Comanche son, Quanah.

[Major Ed Damien]

I love words.

I live around the corner from where James Dickey, formerly of Atlanta, Georgia lived.

He got drunk one night and crashed his car into a telephone pole near my house.  The car was bought with money he got from selling DELIVERANCE to Hollywood.

When the police officer informed him that he was under arrest for DUI, Dickey hollered:

"Better DUI than DOA!"

Dickey spent the night in jail, and the next day went to teach his poetry class at the University of South Carolina, where he was Poet Laureate.

A group of English professors, colleagues of his, were waiting outside his office, and they were dying to know about his night behind bars.  These were genteel men who knew more of Henry James than they did of jail.

James Dickey said:

"Oh, I had a great time.  There was another fella in the cell with me.  I cornholed him, and he cornholed me!"

[21st Century Man]

I love words.

I live around the corner from where James Dickey, formerly of Atlanta, Georgia lived.

He got drunk one night and crashed his car into a telephone pole near my house.  The car was bought with money he got from selling DELIVERANCE to Hollywood.

When the police officer informed him that he was under arrest for DUI, Dickey hollered:

"Better DUI than DOA!"

Dickey spent the night in jail, and the next day went to teach his poetry class at the University of South Carolina, where he was Poet Laureate.

A group of English professors, colleagues of his, were waiting outside his office, and they were dying to know about his night behind bars.  These were genteel men who knew more of Henry James than they did of jail.

James Dickey said:

"Oh, I had a great time.  There was another fella in the cell with me.  I cornholed him, and he cornholed me!"

I can imagine his genteel colleagues were flabbergasted.  "What? You gave each other corn?"  That's a funny story.

[Major Ed Damien]

I can imagine his genteel colleagues were flabbergasted.  "What? You gave each other corn?"  That's a funny story.

Thanks.


He was unforgettable.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpcsdMKuQ1o


https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-ts=1422579428&v=4gh5B_Uezmk&x-yt-cl=85114404

[goldendeal]

I love words.

I live around the corner from where James Dickey, formerly of Atlanta, Georgia lived.

He got drunk one night and crashed his car into a telephone pole near my house.  The car was bought with money he got from selling DELIVERANCE to Hollywood.

When the police officer informed him that he was under arrest for DUI, Dickey hollered:

"Better DUI than DOA!"

Dickey spent the night in jail, and the next day went to teach his poetry class at the University of South Carolina, where he was Poet Laureate.

A group of English professors, colleagues of his, were waiting outside his office, and they were dying to know about his night behind bars.  These were genteel men who knew more of Henry James than they did of jail.

James Dickey said:

"Oh, I had a great time.  There was another fella in the cell with me.  I cornholed him, and he cornholed me!"

Jorch.... is the great cornholio

[21st Century Man]

Thanks.


He was unforgettable.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpcsdMKuQ1o


https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-ts=1422579428&v=4gh5B_Uezmk&x-yt-cl=85114404

What a wonderful Georgia drawl.  It's a very cultured accent.  Definitely not a hick accent. My father-in-law also had it.  You don't hear it much in suburban Atlanta anymore.  Most people in Atlanta have a southern accent but its not the same.  We have another house in Canton, GA and you can still hear the accent in folks up there but its becoming polluted. I have to go to bed so I'll bid adieu.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch.... is the great cornholio

Nice job.  It resonates with Jorchness.

[Major Ed Damien]

What a wonderful Georgia drawl.  It's a very cultured accent.  Definitely not a hick accent. My father-in-law also had it.  You don't hear it much in suburban Atlanta anymore.  Most people in Atlanta have a southern accent but its not the same.  We have another house in Canton, GA and you can still hear the accent in folks up there but its becoming polluted. I have to go to bed so I'll bid adieu.

I have Gwynne's Comanche book.

I'll order the Jackson one now.

Good night.

[Major Ed Damien]

What a wonderful Georgia drawl.  It's a very cultured accent.  Definitely not a hick accent. My father-in-law also had it.  You don't hear it much in suburban Atlanta anymore.  Most people in Atlanta have a southern accent but its not the same.  We have another house in Canton, GA and you can still hear the accent in folks up there but its becoming polluted. I have to go to bed so I'll bid adieu.

Yes, it's Faulkner's accent.