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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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Quote from: Major Ed Damien on January 29, 2015, 01:27:25 AM

It's like a conversation between two villagers in the Middle Ages.


How the hell did this idiotic dialogue move from survivalism to psychic vampires?

George tripped while he was carrying his cue card file box, actually just a small recipe box, a few years ago.  With his demanding schedule of show prep, he's never had time to re-organize it into proper categories.


Get ready for him to ask about ham and cheese sandwiches.

sydtron

Well at least a tasty Canadian managed to call in and give Dave some shit.

And wtf is an 80yr old man doing in a tree??


Hulk Hoagland

Hey brothers! It's everyone's favorite science advisor!  Tell em mean Jean!

Quote from: zeebo on January 29, 2015, 01:33:31 AM
Yeah imagine two guys lost in the woods, one says "Didn't you say you heard a c2c with that survivalist?", and the other says "Yeah well I don't know how to build a fire but I can keep the psychic vampires from draining my energy."


Hahahaha

I guess part of the plan would be to wait for a wood elf to bring some magic beans, while warding off the psychic vampires with a protective bubble.

zeebo

Quote from: WallyBert on January 29, 2015, 01:18:34 AM
Thank God!....Corny made it in!

Between good ol' Corny and Bill the AAA that's like half of George's audience.

I hate to use the word "retarded," but it absolutely applies here.


This is without a doubt the most retarded national radio program in the history of the United States.

zeebo

I need to call this guy and ask if I'm prepared, with my box of Costco Twix bars and a 12-pack of Miller Lite.

Caller who says he has dementia and a care-giver says that George "is not a con artist."

I say consider the source.

sydtron

Shit..... as long as I got smokes. Fuck it.

Juan Cena

Quote from: zeebo on January 29, 2015, 01:39:53 AM
Between good ol' Corny and Bill the AAA that's like half of George's audience.

The notion that Paul Finebaum's callers are more based in reality than Snorge's callers is scary.

Morgus

This guest is now talking about a "dark twin" of earth - a planet between Earth and Venus, the same exact size as Earth but a burned-out cinder?
Sounds similar to from some old sci-fi movies where a twin of earth orbited in the same orbit as earth but at the opposite side of the sun so we can't see it?

Who again is the Nancy woman who knows all about Planet X but is a little grumpy?

I didn't catch her last name.  The kook guest mentioned she had a Wikipedia page.

I think I spoke to this Planet X guest once.

He had made himself a little home under a bus bench.

Morgus

Sounds like this guest is friends with kooky zeta talk lady Nancy Lieder?

nextgen.fm

Wow Just wow!!




Did I just actually hear that?!


This is one for the george noory archives

nextgen.fm

Great a Nancy follower...george, call him out

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on January 29, 2015, 01:27:25 AM

It's like a conversation between two villagers in the Middle Ages.


How the hell did this idiotic dialogue move from survivalism to psychic vampires?

Well, Noory is the host so if there is any conceivable way to bring up psychic vampire you can bet your ass its going to happen.

Wow, it looks like Nancy is into some hard-core kook stuff.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nibiru_cataclysm


Nancy Leider: Kill your Pets Before the '03 Pole Shift, an excerpt from the KROQ-FM interview:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B6QDSzq1A0


She's still running around loose, it seems.




Quote from: Morgus on January 29, 2015, 02:17:33 AM
This guest is now talking about a "dark twin" of earth - a planet between Earth and Venus, the same exact size as Earth but a burned-out cinder?
Sounds similar to from some old sci-fi movies where a twin of earth orbited in the same orbit as earth but at the opposite side of the sun so we can't see it?

Yes, because mankind never figured out how to build probes, satellites or anything else that could detect a planet very near to earth. ::)

I'm down with loony guest but not idiots, and George doesn't even the obvious questions to challenge made sci-fy drabble.


Damn, and all this time I thought Planet X had something to do with porn.


Truly, George Noory never fails to disappoint.

nextgen.fm

Wow did u just hear george???


"You're compete ting wi me..."

Damned, this is great!  I wish I hadn't missed the first half hour.

nextgen.fm

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on January 29, 2015, 02:44:39 AM
Damned, this is great!  I wish I hadn't missed the first half hour.


Yeah I almost drove off the road I was like...what did he just say

coaster

Pretty hokey guest but he is slightly entertaining.

Wow, our kook just listed every delicious form of seafood he'll be eating from the top of a mountain in Maine soon.

It was like a seafood platter he described.


Clams, mussels, oysters, scallops and lobsters.  He ticked off all of them.

nextgen.fm

Quote from: coaster on January 29, 2015, 02:46:47 AM
Pretty hokey guest but he is slightly entertaining.


He might get higher ratings than george!

I decide to check on the show after the movie and not a second later George is saying "Something's happening!"  I shouldn't have even bothered but this second guest really sounds like a nut.  End Zeta talk.

Quote from: nextgen.fm on January 29, 2015, 02:45:38 AM

Yeah I almost drove off the road I was like...what did he just say

Careful  :) .  Death by Noory would make a horrible eulogy.

SnapT

George isn't picky about food, he just sticks a straw into Tommy's ass crack and slurps out shit like it's a smoothie.

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