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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No
Sometimes I like to imagine LMH as my strict teacher  :-[ .

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Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on November 21, 2014, 01:38:09 AM
Sometimes I like to imagine LMH as my strict teacher.

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She once threatened to "mutilate the whole classroom like an alien rodeo."

My god, we're still on these boring boomings without even one moo yet from an unzipped cow.

zeebo

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on November 21, 2014, 01:38:09 AM
Sometimes I like to imagine LMH as my strict teacher  :-[ .

Those cattle mutilation field trips would be fun.

yoego

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on November 21, 2014, 01:28:17 AM
These goddamned unexplained boomings.  They frighten me.  I think it's the end of the world.

And don't get me started on these cattle carvings.
Linda should make a boom monitor app. It would constantly record through the microphone, cache a few seconds... and save it when there was a huge anomaly. But then she'd have to find a new segment topic, if they were real or consistent we'd be hearing audio.

LINDA!!

WHERE'S THE BEEF?

BRING ON THE GODDAMNED BEEF!

WE'RE GOING TO SLEEP, KOOK WOMAN!

AM I GONNA HAVE TO GO TO HARDEE'S OR CARL JUNIOR'S FOR SOME COW TONIGHT?

EITHER YOU START HOOFING OR I'M STAMPEDING THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

HAVE YOU HERD ME?

yoego

I can explain the booing at least.
Boo! because GNS!

I'm sorry, folks.

I'm having a cow over these awful conversations with Linda tonight.

Tommy probably needs an electric cattle prod to wake George up by now.

zeebo

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on November 21, 2014, 01:52:54 AM
I'm having a cow over these awful conversations with Linda tonight.

You need to look at it differently.  They're conversations without George.   :D


Third hour about to start, and they're still hiding the cow hide.

yoego

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on November 21, 2014, 01:56:12 AM
Tommy probably needs an electric cattle prod to wake George up by now.
or he's cueing up the Georgebot, and meanwhile our hero is cruising the boulevard looking for tales tails.

If they don't have cows after JFK, I'm mooooving on out of here.

yoego

Quote from: zeebo on November 21, 2014, 01:56:25 AM
You need to look at it differently.  They're conversations without George.   :D
Indeed, but like a rock in your soup he'll show up eventually. If you know it's coming the soup just doesn't taste right. :)

zeebo

Quote from: yoego on November 21, 2014, 02:10:33 AM
Indeed, but like a rock in your soup he'll show up eventually. If you know it's coming the soup just doesn't taste right. :)

"Waiter, what's this Noory doing in my soup?"

"Looks like he's sucking."

yoego

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on November 21, 2014, 02:06:18 AM
If they don't have cows after JFK, I'm mooooving on out of here.
Wholly cow. Happy trails. :)

I actually don't think I've listened to a word so far tonight.

yoego

Quote from: zeebo on November 21, 2014, 02:12:36 AM
"Waiter, what's this Noory doing in my soup?"

"Looks like he's sucking."
Hmm.. kind of looks like choking to me.

yoego

We should have new soup on the menu in July! As long as we get a permit from the back health department.

Morgus

Noory isn't doing his annual JFK roundtable show this year since the anniversary is on Saturday, so one of the guest hosts is doing that instead.
So Noory has Linda Howe tonight interviewing Jim Marrs for a segment on the JFK conspiracy instead?

yoego


I thought Linda was going to say a second Oswald was arrested at the mooo-vies shortly after the assassination.

And that they found Grassy Knoll in a cow.

yoego

I wonder if George knows his mic is still on and it picks up the little (bellgab checking) clicking, lip licking, fabric touching, and panting breathing sound.

yoego

I'm over it for tonight's show, have a good night bellgabbers... it's been a pleasure. I'm out.

This is terrible.

After some wonderful news about cows -- their ears and methane-rich anuses -- Linda has gone back to her boring earth rumblings.

Loved the way she said "anus," though, and "the Penthouse magazine."

It'd be great to have a time machine and visit her about 40 years ago for some reverse-cowgirl.

I don't think it's any coincidence that George played Boston's "More Than a Feeling" for Linda, but it's rather obvious she wants nothing to do with him.

Does anybody else get the feeling that the only feeling Linda gets from interacting with George is the same feeling of gut-hammering nausea we'd get if we were visiting one of her not-so-fresh cattle mutilations?

And how thick of a paper mask do you need to be wearing before saying,  "My god, where is that cow's anus?" through it?

WOTR

Quote from: yoego on November 21, 2014, 12:56:16 AM
we have a winner! Juan Cena! You win a lifetime supply of GNS!
That is the equivalent of wining a lifetime supply of air or dirt.  Georges suckage is NOT in short supply and has no value.  (Well, aside from MV, of course... I hear he is getting rich off of this suck supported board. ;D )

Quote from: wotr1 on November 21, 2014, 03:51:12 AM
That is the equivalent of wining a lifetime supply of air or dirt.  Georges suckage is NOT in short supply and has no value.  (Well, aside from MV, of course... I hear he is getting rich off of this suck supported board. ;D )

I'd like a lifetime supply of dirt.  That stuff is expensive.

WildCard

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on November 21, 2014, 01:38:09 AM
Sometimes I like to imagine LMH as my strict teacher  :-[ .

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I like the way you think.

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