George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[albrecht]

What an amazingly bizarre show! Some kind of sammich incident between Wilcock and George was mentioned (no details if the sandwich under dispute was a "turkey sammich.") The mention that Wilcock and George haven't heard from Jordan Maxwell in a while but that that Wilcock has a shirt of Jordan Maxwell left at his place and was so nasty that he had to put it in 3 plastic bags? And now we are moving into a "no money" society which is "alien technology." And, of course, the creepy dialogue about a sexually active 6th grade girl to which George exclaims "that's jailbate!" WTF is happening on this show? Have they taken drugs?

[WildCard]

I've only been here a couple of years (if that), and not frequently until recently so, I am in the dark about most of the gossip. I just came across this youtube vid though, and am intrigued. Can someone bring me up to speed? What is this about? Why was he kicked off here and who, of you, are trolling him eh? *suspenseful music plays*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMx7H3LiXlg

If I wanted to get scolded by a middle-aged fat-guy, (which I don't), I'd look in the mirror.

Aren't you gonna scold me, Batty? I was hoping you'd scold me. That's totally hot!

If you don't scold me, I'm gonna be bad.

"Still sucking after all these years."
-George Noory

[LAM4:2]

I have a feeling George likes saying "CDC". Most people don't know that it stands for Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, but George does.

[BattyBrooke]

Did you hear last week's Spec. Sheet?

He's not banned. MV encouraged him to post and gave a shout-out to his thriving forum.

MV is quite kind. I couldn't get through the entire youtube post because he carried on far too long about the fastfood he did or did not eat in the last few months. This tangent went on and on after a reference to a bellgab member who (I assume) used to accuse him of frequently eating McDonald's chicken sandwiches.

[yumyumtree]

To be frank, tonight's show with "Lady Shadowe" shows signs of being almost as bad as Wilcock. I could be wrong, of course. She might be the epitome of sanity, reason and integrity.

[WildCard]

Integrity? Defiantly not. She sells diplomas.

Voodoo lady would of been better with any other host. I know - DUH!

George Noory? You sure do suck!

[WildCard]

MV is quite kind. I couldn't get through the entire youtube post because he carried on far too long about the fastfood he did or did not eat in the last few months. This tangent went on and on after a reference to a bellgab member who (I assume) used to accuse him of frequently eating McDonald's chicken sandwiches.

HaHA.
"Falkie discusses everything INCLUDING the kitchen sink."
You missed the part where he mentioned the kitchen sink? (Just because it's funny doesn't mean I'm joking.)

The guy's hilarious. I just don't think he knows it.

GNS

[Nick el Ass]

Did this guy just say he experimented with his galvanic skin detector by asking a sixth grade girl if she had had sex in front of the whole school?  Well, he didn't say he had done it in front of the school but he said it was notorious at the school.  And Noory said she was jailbait?  What is this show becoming?  What kind of people humiliate a little girl like that?

Please tell me I imagined all that.

I missed most of the show on the account that George sucks, but this takes things to a whole different level. There is no reason for a host to allow a guest to talk about such a topic... or to use such terminology. I will now never listen to George/ Coast to Coast Am ever again. Not even to discuss how horrible the show is. I think George is not only a bad host, but a bad person.

[yumyumtree]

The way I understood it, it was when the guest(Wilcock) was also a sixth grader. But it still raises a lot of questions, such as where was the teacher, was this girl being abused or exploited, with whom was she having sex, etc. It seemed fairly likely to me that both Wilcock and George were getting a charge out of this little story, whether true or not. Another example of the kind of thing you wouldn't hear when Art was around. George often brags about having grandchildren and other family values stuff. I guess that's an act too.

[UFQuack]

What's with Noory's sudden push to "fix the grid" against EMP? And with World Net Daily? Sounds like propaganda! They're trying to use pressure to move forward on Smart Grid technology which is basically Big Brother.

[NoMoreNoory]

Back with Ebola tonight. Joorch says the virus is out of control! Not the outbreak, you understand, the virus itself. Sort yourself out, would you, virus? And the head of The Who says the contagion could spread, though how exactly Pete Townsend is qualified to speak on the subject is unclear.

[21st Century Man]

Back with Ebola tonight. Joorch says the virus is out of control! Not the outbreak, you understand, the virus itself. Sort yourself out, would you, virus? And the head of The Who says the contagion could spread, though how exactly Pete Townsend is qualified to speak on the subject is unclear.

Pete is more qualified than George, that's for sure.  I'm waiting for George to misspeak and say E. Coli rather than Ebola.

[yumyumtree]

What's with Noory's sudden push to "fix the grid" against EMP? And with World Net Daily? Sounds like propaganda! They're trying to use pressure to move forward on Smart Grid technology which is basically Big Brother.

Actually I think it's a pretty worthwhile cause if George actually follows through and doesn't lose interest. I am afraid of an EMP attack--the question isn't how bad it would be--it would be very bad indeed, but how likely it is.

Lady Shadowe is about like I thought. Maybe she will have "phone trouble."

Maybe someone will call during open lines to take George to task for the disturbing content of last nights show. I personally have to be up early in the morning, so won't be around to hear it.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

The way I understood it, it was when the guest(Wilcock) was also a sixth grader. But it still raises a lot of questions, such as where was the teacher, was this girl being abused or exploited, with whom was she having sex, etc. It seemed fairly likely to me that both Wilcock and George were getting a charge out of this little story, whether true or not. Another example of the kind of thing you wouldn't hear when Art was around. George often brags about having grandchildren and other family values stuff. I guess that's an act too.

Oh okay.  That's the part I missed.  That makes it slightly more understandable.  I always get frustrated when people take things out of context so I apologize for that.

Come back Nick.  I made it out to be worse than it was.

[Immy]

What's with Noory's sudden push to "fix the grid" against EMP? And with World Net Daily? Sounds like propaganda! They're trying to use pressure to move forward on Smart Grid technology which is basically Big Brother.

I think it's a poorly vieled attempt to save his job. Grid down means no Jorchie polluting the airwaves. Silver lining I guess from our POV.

Tonight's first guest is probably the tenth witch he's had on and it's the same old shtick: All witches aren't bad, we're just regular people, popular culture's painted us poorly, blah, blah. Sounds like he has guest-specific cue cards too.  :

Noory sux.

[NoMoreNoory]

Joorch is hoping Lady Shadowe and her pals behave like something out of an Italian exploitation horror movie. She says 'some of us do get a little sky-clad at the full moon'. Sky-clad! I love that. Joorch is asking Tommee 'Is it me, or is it getting a little warm in here?'
But Ms Shadowe's phone seems to be developing strange beeps. Is Joorch preparing to 'lose' her? Stand by, Morgus....

[UFQuack]

I think it's a poorly vieled attempt to save his job. Grid down means no Jorchie polluting the airwaves.

Haha, yeah figures it's for selfish reasons.

[WildCard]

I wish he'd call her Lady Shadow E.

Fluffy-bunny - "That's not how it's pronounced."

Curious George - "That's how I like to say it."

Fluffy-bunny - "But that's not my name."

Curious George - "Well, that's true too."

[Nick el Ass]

Oh okay.  That's the part I missed.  That makes it slightly more understandable.  I always get frustrated when people take things out of context so I apologize for that.

Come back Nick.  I made it out to be worse than it was.

It is still bad on George's part, and the whole jailbait thing from George is kind of creepy... and now I wonder were he came upon that term. Perhaps during late night porn searches while he awaits the sound of the familiar ding of the microwave to let him know dinner is ready. None the less, I will never leave this forum because it is more fun to read stuff.

[WildCard]

Fire is my inner goddess. Actually that's kinda cool. Like the Jinn are supposed to be made of "smokeless fire".

It's the Lady and the Tramp.

"conjuring up tulips"? How do you do that?

"Are you trying to trick us, Lady E?"
-George "sucks" Noory

Why is Moron so eager to dump his guest? She's way better than I expected.
What am I saying?! Anything's better than talking to mumble-nuts.

C'mon, Lady E! Tell us about your kinky witch sex!

You like thunderstorms? Pazuzu is your man.

Moron goggled "Lilith". How does he do it?!

[Morgus]

This guest "Lady Shadow" keeps telling Noory tonight that she and her coven don't believe in a "devil" or "satan" that Noory keeps thinking is behind all evil.

Reminds me of a classic Star Trek episode where the Klingon Kang told Capt Kirk:
"We have no devil Kirk. But we understand the habits of yours"

[WildCard]

Fire is my inner goddess. Actually that's kinda cool. Like the Jinn are supposed to be made of "smokeless fire".

It's the Lady and the Tramp.

"conjuring up tulips"? How do you do that?

"Are you trying to trick us, Lady E?"
-George "sucks" Noory

Why is Moron so eager to dump his guest? She's way better than I expected.
What am I saying?! Anything's better than talking to mumble-nuts.

C'mon, Lady E! Tell us about your kinky witch sex!

You like thunderstorms? Pazuzu is your man.

Moron goggled "Lilith". How does he do it?!

I hope Jorch hates this music. I'll bet he does.

Yeah, I get ya. There's negative evil and there's sexy/cool evil.

I love it when Tommy and Jorch have a little chat.

"Thank gosh", indeed! Hail Gosh!

Wow, Wicca goes back to the 1930's?! That's practically ancient!

[popple]

"Pretty name, Janelle" - Jorch

[PB the Deplorable]

...  I made it out to be worse than it was.

Not easy to do with a George Noory hosted show

[zeebo]

"Pretty name, Janelle" - Jorch

Did that sound as creepy as it just did in my head?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

It is still bad on George's part, and the whole jailbait thing from George is kind of creepy... and now I wonder were he came upon that term. Perhaps during late night porn searches while he awaits the sound of the familiar ding of the microwave to let him know dinner is ready. None the less, I will never leave this forum because it is more fun to read stuff.

Good to hear (the part about you not leaving I mean).

[WildCard]

Just downloaded the show.

http://www.uploadhosting.co/uploads/71.9.195.88/Coast To Coast AM 07-31-2014 - Cycles And Reincarnation - Cryptids And Coincidences.7z

Nice cover art!



Noory mentioned every C2C forum but us. I guess you have to be dead to get a shout-out.

Wow. Evelyn Paglini calls from the grave.

re: Sylvia Brown "We don't want that."

"The Bible's pretty darn scientific."

Jorch - "It is, when you look at it. That's true."

I always wake up to screaming too. It's always me screaming.

Lunatic Hotline?! I wanna change my name.

Take your hat off! You evil hat-man!

If you ever get a chance, Jorch hates it when people spit on him. Wonder if that happens a-lot?
Haha. The instant I typed that Jorch say's "We're growin a-lot." Uh, NO. YOU'RE. NOT.
Coincidence!

That black crowd is gonna pull you down. Racist!

Yeah! Vials of blood and spit! This caller rocks. Death to America!

[narcissist noory]

tonight, after proclaiming himself 'the spokesmen for this world' snoorge also announces that monday his plan to save us from an EMP attack will be implemented!

[Juan Cena]

Back with Ebola tonight. Joorch says the virus is out of control! Not the outbreak, you understand, the virus itself. Sort yourself out, would you, virus? And the head of The Who says the contagion could spread, though how exactly Pete Townsend is qualified to speak on the subject is unclear.

Ebola confusion
That's what the George is today
Hey Hey

[WildCard]

Fluffy-bunny made her own Tarot deck with out that scary Death card.

"How often are you a witch?"


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