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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

VtaGeezer

Tonight yet another split show to be led with alternative cancer treatment segment infomercial. I'd actually like to hear the looney theories on MH370 in the second half, but won't be tuning in.


yumyumtree

My esteem for this woman went down when she said that she'd spent 4 weeks with John of God and noticed "good energy" or whatever. John of God does not have a good reputation.

valdez

Quote from: Foodlion on April 15, 2014, 12:49:04 PM
Michael Ruppert was on a podcast a few hours before he committed suicide. I believe it was taken down, but if anyone can find it please provide a link.
Here it is:  http://www.maxkeiser.com/2014/04/mike-ruppert-rip/.  I haven't heard the whole thing.  I am listening to it as I write.  He sounds disillusioned.   How long before George develops (as much as his mind can develop something) a conspiracy theory on c2c guest dying off?  As much as I'm bored with George's health segments I found myself interested what Kelly Turner was saying about cancer.  Rob MacGregor and Bruce Gernon on what may have happened to flight 370.  Caught up in an "electronic fog"?  Pulled into the exhaust vents of a very large ufo? "Nobody knows anything about this flight," said George, "so I guess we can conclude just about anything."  He also graced us with: "When a portal opens up and something crashes, you know there’s something wrong."  Sigh.  I wanted to know more about MacGregor's work with George Lucas on the Indiana Jones flicks.  And about Arthur C. Clark's tv show(?).  Foolish me.

Quote from: valdez on April 16, 2014, 05:32:08 AM
And about Arthur C. Clark's tv show(?).
One of Arthur C. Clarke's Mysterious World shows featured the Cerne Abbas Giant.


Brings to mind this episode of Wayne's World
"Wayne's Voice: And, look -- there's some guy! How weird -- he looks like a snake or something. He's doing some -- look at the UNIT on that guy!! Look at that!! Major unit!! "

NoMoreNoory

Quote from: El Kragen on April 15, 2014, 12:20:35 PM
Good news for George. I see frequent C2C guest Michael Ruppert has passed away ("suicide"). That means an early Friday for Snoory. "Cue up the tape Tommy, We're outta here!"

Yep, Joorch promised us the 'tribute' on Friday. Same old recycled interview while he heads for an early turkey sandwich/pizza roll.
Maybe Tommy's bumping them off to give Joorch early finishes on a Friday.

fotd

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on April 16, 2014, 09:42:32 AM
Maybe Tommy's bumping them off to give Joorch early finishes on a Friday.

Taken out of context, the visual of this makes me want to puke.

area51drone

You know, for you people who supposedly hate Noory so much, why do you waste your time posting all these negative feelings about him?    There's a midget porn thread you could be enjoying in General Discussion.   ;)

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on April 16, 2014, 05:55:29 AM
One of Arthur C. Clarke's Mysterious World shows featured the Cerne Abbas Giant.

Cavewomen better run. Aroused caveman with a club

Quote from: fotd on April 16, 2014, 09:50:35 AM
Taken out of context, the visual of this makes me want to puke.
Haha

MV/Liberace!

here's to over 1500 pages of suck.  wow.



Gassy Man

Quote from: area51drone on April 16, 2014, 12:17:54 PM
You know, for you people who supposedly hate Noory so much, why do you waste your time posting all these negative feelings about him?    There's a midget porn thread you could be enjoying in General Discussion.   ;)
This is what fandom for the show has reduced to -- you can't really listen to it anymore as a serious attempt at programming.  In this, George's buffoonery has taken center stage.  The entertainment is in what incompetence he will demonstrate on the show that evening, not in the actual interview.  I'm surprised that shows like Saturday Night Live haven't introduced a sketch with a similar character.  I even use George in class as an example of how not to communicate.

Now, I don't listen to the show very long anymore, and before anyone says "but that just helps the ratings -- they don't care why you listen, just that you do," I'll point out that I have a specific rule not to purchase any products advertised on Coast to Coast.  So, if you are supporting the show, know your commercials are driving one potential customer away.

bateman

Quote from: Gassy Man on April 16, 2014, 02:21:18 PM
I even use George in class as an example of how not to communicate.

This made me choke on my drink.

qaddisin

Quote from: Gassy Man on April 16, 2014, 02:21:18 PM
I'll point out that I have a specific rule not to purchase any products advertised on Coast to Coast.  So, if you are supporting the show, know your commercials are driving one potential customer away.

Would you find yourself purchasing Carnivora or Tri-Calm (or is it Tri-Com, I can't really tell by the commercial, just that it comes in blue in a white box) if it weren't advertised on C2C?

ItsOver

Quote from: qaddisin on April 16, 2014, 03:37:20 PM
Would you find yourself purchasing Carnivora or Tri-Calm (or is it Tri-Com, I can't really tell by the commercial, just that it comes in blue in a white box) if it weren't advertised on C2C?
Only if I was miserable and itchy in my own skin.  But that only happens if I listen to Noory.  Just like I only feel my immune system stops modulating when I hear Noory.

Gassy Man

Quote from: ItsOver on April 16, 2014, 05:09:37 PM
Only if I was miserable and itchy in my own skin.  But that only happens if I listen to Noory.  Just like I only feel my immune system stops modulating when I hear Noory.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, they don't know that.


bigchucka

Quote from: ItsOver on April 16, 2014, 05:09:37 PM
Only if I was miserable and itchy in my own skin.  But that only happens if I listen to Noory.  Just like I only feel my immune system stops modulating when I hear Noory.

I don't think of my immune system like shields on Star Trek.  I think of mine like SEAL Team members like the Great George taught me.

http://youtu.be/CnmMNdiCz_s

zeebo

I think George just said "Next we have an hour on the hour of technology".

zeebo

George is so excited to have time with Lauren Weinstein to discuss technology, but since he has no idea what to ask him about since he's done zero research as usual he instead asks him about the Vista sticker on his computer and then goes to open lines for random calls like a guy who wants to build a poker site and wants to learn how on national radio.  Riveting technology discussion.


No Name Storm

Quote from: zeebo on April 17, 2014, 12:04:46 AM
New Nooryism tonite:  "Up noxt ..."
OMG....I heard that too and thought I was hearing things!! He's gotten worse! I haven't been listening, only on weekends. How can they pay and allow this travesty of radio broadcasting to continue? Is the Snooron drunk and slurring or just stupid? Both?

Smoley

Quote from: zeebo on April 16, 2014, 11:23:30 PM
I think George just said "Next we have an hour on the hour of technology".

I could swear I heard him say that the BLM was the Bureau of Labor Management when describing what was happening with that rancher in Nevada at the start of the show.


fotd

"I sound like I'm announcing a presidential election or something." -- announcing the results of a fracking poll on the c2c website.

"We've got untapped reserves that will last for god knows how long." -- on the state of oil in the US

Quote from: zeebo on April 17, 2014, 12:04:46 AM
New Nooryism tonite:  "Up noxt ..."

Do you remember around what time that was? I would like to record that for posterity.

zeebo

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on April 17, 2014, 01:08:24 AM
Do you remember around what time that was? I would like to record that for posterity.

Ha yes please add it to the national noory archives ... it was right at the end of the first hour, before break.

this show is like George's dream, I think he hasn't said a word in the last 10 minutes.
There are some pretty good callers tonight as well.

valdez

Quote from: zeebo on April 17, 2014, 12:04:46 AM
New Nooryism tonite:  "Up noxt ..."
Quote from: No Name Storm on April 17, 2014, 12:12:11 AM
OMG....I heard that too and thought I was hearing things!!

     No word too small to be butcherd by the Snoormiester.

Quote from: Smoley on April 17, 2014, 12:13:45 AM
I could swear I heard him say that the BLM was the Bureau of Labor Management...

    I didn't hear that tonight, but he definitely said it a few nights back.  I let him sly.  In his defense I can see where he might think that a land dispute involving cows...and grass...would...somehow...eh...actually I can't defend it at all.  But I like listening to tech guy, Lauren Weinstein.  He had almost an hour to talk about kill switches and windows xp.  I like fracking too, as did Wall Street Journal guy, Russell Gold, but the caller who accused George of presenting only one side of the story had a point.  George said he had an anti-oil guy on back in October.  Six months ago.  So there.  And it only took 2 1/2 hours for George to ask Gold about those little earthquakes.  And there were more than a few moments of dead air while Gold wondered if he was being interviewed by and adult.  "The energy boom, is it a good or bad thing?"  And George anounced the death of another c2c guest whose name I don't recall.  Seven (according to George) in a year's time. 



Quote from: valdez on April 17, 2014, 06:03:55 AM
  I like fracking too, as did Wall Street Journal guy, Russell Gold,

Gold kept saying fracking was ok as long as it was regulated well. I couldn't stop thinking we have heard this before with Clinton and the deregulation of the financial firms...we all see how that one went. There were reports of SEC regulators doing nothing at work for years.

ItsOver

Quote from: zeebo on April 17, 2014, 12:04:46 AM
New Nooryism tonite:  "Up noxt ..."
Thanks, PremRat, for providing the World with an incompetent radio host.  I'm thankful there isn't a PremRat Airlines.

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