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« Reply #91920 on: October 18, 2019, 07:11:58 AM »
You cannot recapture the magic, Norry!  There is only one Linda Moulton Howe who could cover cow patties like cow patties need to be covered.

Have a drink every time she says “rectal coring”

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« Reply #91921 on: October 18, 2019, 09:19:03 AM »
Join George Noory as he hosts “The Great Impeachment Debate."   

"We don't do politics."  ;)   

Hahaha- yeah, George. What about when you were thinking of running for president? I don't remember all the nonsense that went on but maybe one of you could confirm if George had suggested that Jessie Ventura run on the same ticket.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/george-noory-presidential-contender_n_560c416fe4b0af3706df38cb?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly9kdWNrZHVja2dvLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAGJ7GgHlotTemOJOZ10Wive3t0l6QpwywnI3h0UA2dP972BOuJtpSYm1nv9SUwkmVqgTyq4eIeclYBM3FYmWz915JuLqHt4RwFDlKYEEStStl1O1I6TX3X-dON9JRdjqV5Uu-QSsc0CPqaJRR-2noLminG0eFzrkNBHqP2T13IPc

I almost got through the first hour.

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« Reply #91922 on: October 18, 2019, 10:28:04 AM »
Maybe Crazy Nancy would be happier with Jorch.



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« Reply #91923 on: October 18, 2019, 10:36:01 AM »
Maybe Crazy Nancy would be happier with Jorch.



Mofo would have the whole country on Tangy Tangerine. ;D


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« Reply #91924 on: October 18, 2019, 12:53:49 PM »
Mofo would have the whole country on Tangy Tangerine. ;D
Ha!  Doc Wallet as Surgeon General, Tommee as White House Shoe Shine Boy.

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« Reply #91925 on: October 18, 2019, 01:00:38 PM »
Maj. Doom as Sec. Def., The Numbers Nut as Sec. of the Treasury.  Whut we need is Noory Naow!


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« Reply #91926 on: October 18, 2019, 01:12:59 PM »
I am beginning a pre-election impeachment inquiry on skipping out on work, perjury, abuse of power, collusion, and general all round ineptness  behind the mike.

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« Reply #91927 on: October 18, 2019, 01:26:34 PM »
I am beginning a pre-election impeachment inquiry on skipping out on work, perjury, abuse of power, collusion, and general all round ineptness  behind the mike.
Alien collusion.



Plus, if this isn't a "high crime," whut iz?





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« Reply #91928 on: October 18, 2019, 01:35:20 PM »
Maj. Doom as Sec. Def., The Numbers Nut as Sec. of the Treasury.  Whut we need is Noory Naow!


For some reason when I see that pic I reach to check my wallet and also have an odd premonitions of talk about the quality and authentic source of the carpets and assurances that the diamonds his brother next door sells are of the best quality and perfectly legal- "no conflict, no conflict."

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« Reply #91929 on: October 18, 2019, 06:20:35 PM »

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« Reply #91930 on: October 18, 2019, 06:31:06 PM »

I'm guessing Doc Wallet isn't available tonight for Punnett.

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« Reply #91931 on: October 18, 2019, 06:34:02 PM »
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For some reason when I see that pic I reach to check my wallet and also have an odd premonitions of talk about the quality and authentic source of the carpets and assurances that the diamonds his brother next door sells are of the best quality and perfectly legal- "no conflict, no conflict."


 "Sleepy... you're getting very sleepy..."

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« Reply #91932 on: October 18, 2019, 06:54:18 PM »


 "Sleepy... you're getting very sleepy..."
I think he might've been on C2C once as a guest?  I'll give him a bit of credit. The guy made a business small-empire after being, apparently, a drunken deadbeat who was up all night due to drugs. (If I recall the story correctly.)

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« Reply #91933 on: October 18, 2019, 06:59:02 PM »
I'm guessing Doc Wallet isn't available tonight for Punnett.
Dang. No Ian waxing prosaically about egg references in the Bible or in original scrolls (or how modern day kids at University deal with eggs.) And no debate over kosher rules and whether or not a few dozen eggs, because Doc says, should be eaten on Shabbat/Sabbath (and, of course, the debate over a "fully cooked" or "runny yolk" with regard to Biblical prophecy and Noahide Laws- or did the New Covenant render those rules out?) 

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« Reply #91934 on: October 18, 2019, 07:12:17 PM »
Rumors, are Norry is on a wellness retreat

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« Reply #91935 on: October 18, 2019, 08:46:02 PM »
Tonight's host is that pudgy self righteous little fucker . . . . you know, he's the one that thinks he's smarter than everyone else.

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« Reply #91936 on: October 19, 2019, 12:16:43 AM »
Wrong rumor.  Norry was spotted with She'-She' in the dark at Soulard.

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« Reply #91937 on: October 19, 2019, 04:05:35 AM »

there's this new, to me anyway, regular open phone caller i get a kick out of, he's got the thickest working class Chicago 'Da Bears' accent and usually talks politics/history. right wing viewpoint, he was defending Trump tonight against 'them liberals like Howard Bloom' who call him a tyrant.


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« Reply #91938 on: October 19, 2019, 07:50:52 AM »

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« Reply #91939 on: October 19, 2019, 03:38:58 PM »
Tonight's host is that pudgy self righteous little fucker . . . . you know, he's the one that thinks he's smarter than everyone else.

Do you mean the master of bloviation, expert on damn near everything and habitual raconteur of anecdotes that spotlight his many selfless good deeds and notable personal accomplishments to include his becoming an "ordained church deacon" on his way to sainthood?  I thought that due to debilitating tinnitus he had to give up broadcasting and seek another line of work.  Damn, what went wrong?

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« Reply #91940 on: October 19, 2019, 04:28:31 PM »
For some reason when I see that pic I reach to check my wallet and also have an odd premonitions of talk about the quality and authentic source of the carpets and assurances that the diamonds his brother next door sells are of the best quality and perfectly legal- "no conflict, no conflict."

 ;D


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« Reply #91941 on: October 19, 2019, 05:06:04 PM »
there's this new, to me anyway, regular open phone caller i get a kick out of, he's got the thickest working class Chicago 'Da Bears' accent and usually talks politics/history. right wing viewpoint, he was defending Trump tonight against 'them liberals like Howard Bloom' who call him a tyrant.
He calls in semi-frequently. His pet subject is gun rights. "Da Liberals are gonna take 'em, you know who else took da guns? Hitler" is his usual line of thought or making points about "socialists" and "liberals." Funny stuff, too bad "Charlie the Liberal" is not around to fight with him.

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« Reply #91942 on: October 19, 2019, 05:18:01 PM »
;D


Despite his speech impediments I see Norry in that type of situation due to his looks, chosen clothes, and Levantine background.

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« Reply #91943 on: October 19, 2019, 05:45:36 PM »
;D


Ha!  Yeah, not much difference between those shysters and Noory shilling for Doc Wallet and the other assorted oddities.

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« Reply #91944 on: October 20, 2019, 03:18:12 AM »
after listening to Ian for half an hour tonight I have to admit something awful, I almost wished Jorch was behind the mic. Ian is babbling his religious/psych/philosophy bullshit incessantly -  he can be very smarmy, a 60 year old precocious child is very annoying.

Deep Thoughts with Ian Punnett

Most people think time is linear. I don't. I think it's circular like a giant donut. With lots of sprinkles. So I went to Dunkins and bought a dozen donuts and woke up hours later with powdered sugar and jelly all over my naked body and now I hate myself, not because I am a fat man child with no self control but because I have no more donuts.


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« Reply #91945 on: October 20, 2019, 08:13:21 AM »
after listening to Ian for half an hour tonight I have to admit something awful, I almost wished Jorch was behind the mic. Ian is babbling his religious/psych/philosophy bullshit incessantly -  he can be very smarmy, a 60 year old precocious child is very annoying.

Deep Thoughts with Ian Punnett

Most people think time is linear. I don't. I think it's circular like a giant donut. With lots of sprinkles. So I went to Dunkins and bought a dozen donuts and woke up hours later with powdered sugar and jelly all over my naked body and now I hate myself, not because I am a fat man child with no self control but because I have no more donuts.


A Deep Hole with Jorch Noory

Most people think.  I don't.  Why bother, even if yeeewww can?  Take time.  It's really a big, hot pizza roll.  With lots of cheese.  So one night, I got one.  I tell yeeewww, it was hot!  And dangeous!  It had a mind of it's own and jumped right down my throat.  I called Tommee.  Tommee knows LA.  He was born there.  Tommee took me to the hospital, where they saved me and then gave me a lollipop.  Pizza rolls are evil!  Next up, Gene in Eugene.  Hi, Gene!


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« Reply #91946 on: October 20, 2019, 09:24:47 AM »
A flashback to childhood:

Yes, I was a mean baby.  My mom scolded me and said, "Georgie, you are a mean baby."  In Detroit they sold baby-sized pizza rolls.  One day when mom took me shopping, while she had her back turned, I pulled several packages of pizza rolls into the shopping cart, not to be discovered until check out.  Mom being the Mom she was, went ahead and paid for them.

When we arrived home after the groceries were put away, she said Georgie, "You are going to eat all of these pizza rolls, you mean baby."  Now I was really twelve, but I will always be my Mom's mean baby.  The pizza rolls were prepared and I ate them all with my glass of milk under Mom's direction. 

Flash forward:  I am still a mean baby, pizza rolls are evil, and Tommy has taken the place of Mom in my immediate life. 

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« Reply #91947 on: October 20, 2019, 04:23:56 PM »
after listening to Ian for half an hour tonight I have to admit something awful, I almost wished Jorch was behind the mic. Ian is babbling his religious/psych/philosophy bullshit incessantly -  he can be very smarmy, a 60 year old precocious child is very annoying.

Deep Thoughts with Ian Punnett

Most people think time is linear. I don't. I think it's circular like a giant donut. With lots of sprinkles. So I went to Dunkins and bought a dozen donuts and woke up hours later with powdered sugar and jelly all over my naked body and now I hate myself, not because I am a fat man child with no self control but because I have no more donuts.

I thought he was younger..... silly me.

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« Reply #91948 on: October 20, 2019, 07:19:42 PM »

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« Reply #91949 on: October 20, 2019, 09:59:27 PM »
Do you mean the master of bloviation, expert on damn near everything and habitual raconteur of anecdotes that spotlight his many selfless good deeds and notable personal accomplishments to include his becoming an "ordained church deacon" on his way to sainthood?  I thought that due to debilitating tinnitus he had to give up broadcasting and seek another line of work.  Damn, what went wrong?


I was hoping the tinnitus was the stake-through-the-heart that would finish him off in radio ... but like Dracula continuing to rise from his coffin,  Punnet can't be vanished. I don't think he is genuinely a believer. I think the deacon business is just part of the saintly, intellectual persona he has crafted for himself.